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I was recently on a trip to Wrocław and I saw panorama of Racławice (recommend👌) but in the picture I saw an unusual thing:

a highlander in the middle of cracovian peasants. so, I asked my history teacher if that situation would happened. she said no, only the local peasants took part in the Kościuszko Uprising.

so it was just the artists vision. but what could the vision of Wojech Kossak and Jan Styka, a highlander among Cracovians, represent?

in my opinion i think that authors of this picture wanted to show connectivity beetween different poles.

At that time, such an image was very useful for the quarreling nation after the partitions.

turstrigo

Nazwijcie JEDEN odcinek Rancza bardziej bardziej legendarny niż ten z mafią.

quote-bomber

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

solarmama-plantsareneat

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

atlinmerrick

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

thebibliosphere

Isn't the guy on the bike meant to be a police officer? I seem to remember being told that on an older post of this video.

If so, even funnier. 100/10.

deepspacefive

the hexer (2002) out of context

oh2e

Does anyone have the lyrics to Jaskier’s songs? Preferably in English because I don’t speak Polish but if I have to run them through a translator it’s not the end of the world. For some reason the subtitles of The Hexer just don’t translate his songs

edhilvarel

I did my best, that’s the most known song in the series: It smells like the autumn’s breath With cold wind, the words’ meanings fled That’s the way it’s supposed to be, it can’t be changed By the diamonds at the end of your eyelashes Where you live it’s already white with snow There is ice on lakes and swamps That’s the way it’s supposed to be, it cannot be changed By the longing, laying in your eyes The spring will be back and rain will fall on roads Hearts will get warmer with the Sun’s heat That’s the way it’s supposed to be There’s still fire within us Ethernal fire, which is hope (Polish version if you want to know which one is it) Zapachniało powiewem jesieni Z wiatrem zimnym uleciał słów sens Tak być musi Niczego nie mogą już zmienić Brylanty na końcach twych rzęs Tam gdzie mieszkasz już biało od śniegu Szklą się lodem jeziora i błota Tak być musi Już zmienić nie może niczego Zaczajona w twych oczach tęsknota Wróci wiosna deszcz spłynie na drogi Ciepłem słońca serca się ogrzeją Tak być musi Bo ciągle się tli w nas ogień Wieczny ogień który jest nadzieją

aru

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

amlsh-deactivated20181211

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

sads

im laughins so hard who changed it

ace-beef

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

second-order-simulacra

(via @arianwells )

that one post where some girl was like “look i got all deer villagers on my island in acnh :)” and someone said “congrats on the ethnostate”

willcodehtmlforfood

“see y'all on tumblr”

Brace yourselves

nogling

Fortunately, there is a very, very easy way to drive brands off tumblr.

Don’t follow them.

Yeah, they’ll likely blaze some posts. The smart ones will blaze shitposts. Don’t reblog them. Don’t reblog, don’t follow, just let them lurk around the edges of tumblr. That’s the whole joy of tumblr, honestly - the lack of algorithm means that they can’t game the system. They can’t force their way in front of your eyeballs.

Brands here are like vampires - they can’t come in unless they’re invited. Don’t let them in.

dragongirltongue

Dennys only succeeded here because we allowed it to, if you want to avoid the adpocalypse keep supporting our local home grown shitposters and ignore any attempts from corporations to create a dennys 2

lady-byleth

Like, listen. Listen, okay. The moment I learned they were making Galadriel's character revolve around needless revenge over a man (her brother who is currently happily traipsing across Valinor because that's how death works for elves) I was already mad enough to never touch RoP with a ten foot pole

But this? Taking one of her most iconic lines and attributing it to Sauron? I am livid.

The real Galadriel, the book Galadriel, was always an ambitious woman. She left Valinor to rule a realm of her own, to shape a land the way she thought right. She watched her male relatives do shit and was like "I can do better" and that's what she did

She was driven, intelligent and gifted, she was one of the greatest things that ever happened to the elves, and it all came from herself.

But now they changed her story. This Galadriel isn't traveling Middle-earth to find a place for herself, she's traveling it to avenge a man who doesn't need avenging. And then Sauron pops up and tells her she could be a queen "stronger than the foundations of the earth"? The line she originally said about herself?

The way this is all set up makes it look like a man planted the idea in her that she could be a queen, a man tempted her into becoming a queen, and then continued to tempt her until she refused the ring.

Her whole thing in the books was overcoming the temptation of power and choosing what was right and good. But it wasn't the ring that she needed to beat, she needed to overcome the desires and ambitions inside herself that the ring was using against her

She was her own greatest enemy and she won.

But now they made it all revolve around a man. A man gave her the idea, a man tried to tempt her, a man is who she quotes when she's overcoming temptation...

Do I really need to spell out why the story of a woman whose biggest enemy is herself being changed to so heavily focus on a man's effect is bad? Do I really??

jeza-red

Add to that the "romantic" appeal of that guy people keep wetting their pants over is straight up incomprehensible and here you have it...

They so desperately wanted their own GoT and their own white-haired protagonist with a tragic romance plotline that a name they could slap on her didn't matter. As long as it's recognisable and can be connected to a classic with a fanbase it's enough=_=

Like the drug-dream of the Earth sea, like the pathetic Wheel of Time, like the vomit-bucket of Night Guard - they were all marketed directly to the fans of the original and used them for free advertising before taking a dump all over the brand name they used=_=

roach-works

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.