Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
nope i’m bisexual
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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
nope i’m bisexual
what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.
I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
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69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation
73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue
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wow…can you believe lesbians are so beautiful? that bisexual girls are so amazing? that pansexual girls are so wonderful???
i love wlw
And that potential backlash from CHINA led them to avoid casting a Tibetan actor.
ya’ll really don’t want to this movie to make any money do you lmao
Why do the movie???? Literally no one asked for Dr. Strange.
Seems like they don’t want money I guess. It must feel weird to be so committed to racism that you turn down money/success over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over just to make sure everyone has to see your racist visual fan fiction.
Soft belly grunge looks~
goallllsss
I’ve seen this a couple times on Facebook and no no no no. This is borderline abusive. Maybe a father would send this, but a boyfriend???
“It’s hard because I’ve always been a tremendously good person” What are you implying about your girlfriend there, pal?
“When I text you, you are to answer” Okay mom. Seriously. She’s your girlfriend, let her have fun instead of having to check her phone constantly.
Don’t patronize your partner and act like they’re your child. Going to a party doesn’t mean they value parties over you. And if you have to remind your girlfriend not to cheat multiple times maybe you should reevaluate your trust issues. Don’t give your girlfriend a fucking curfew. If you can’t trust her to be reasonable at a party to the point that you send her a fucking book of rules, then maybe you shouldn’t be together.
Seriously. Significant others aren’t your possessions/children.
The sad part is that shit like this really happens there are men out there that think this is normal. And if you don’t stop it early on it just gets worse, talking from experience..really messes you up when you still get haunted by this behavior years later
^^ Possessiveness =\= cute and usually doesn’t end innocently
“Ive always been a tremendously good person”???????????????????????????????????????????????
no.
“I don’t know why I allow this”
Die you stupid man-baby, die.
If you’re genuinely concerned about your partner getting home safe… ask “if you’re going home alone text me when you leave and when you get back so that I know you got home safely”, or even just ask if they would like you to do that.
This is seriously unhealthy, and I would say abusive. Manipulation completely. Ew.
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Ok I need to talk about this, because I’ve lived this. It’s fucked up. And the thing is that it starts as little things and small trust issues but then it becomes this and WORSE. If someone is attacking your character and turning everything around on you, making you feel like an awful person, and making you scared and guilty to go out, it’s NOT okay. If someone is making you choose between them and your friends, it’s NOT okay. If you don’t feel comfortable or safe telling someone things because it will become an intense fight, it’s NOT okay.
And when you get out, you’re not out. It haunts me always. I hate myself for having been in that situation because I feel like it’s my fault that I was. I feel scared of intense displays of feeling because that was what always happened. It was a huge fight over something like this, like going out to a party, followed by “I just love you so much I’m so sorry” over and over. I don’t like to think about it. But I don’t want anyone to have to go through that if I can help it. I know in bdsm there’s more protection and guidance than other relationships, but it should NEVER be like this. It should always feel good in your heart, and always be consensual.
HOW WILL I DIE?
Eaten out by my family are you fucking serious
penetrated by grandpa
Assassinated by Justin Bieber. I’d much rather be penetrated by grandpa.
Suffocated by hugs
Smothered by republicans
Assassinated by my family
stabbed by my failures
fellated by every member of limp bizkit .-.
Run over by my existence… dang you got me
Penetrated by hugs… wtf
Skinned alive by life. It’s already started lol.
“Fellated by everything”
EVERYTHING
wtf
Penetrated by Everything Wtf really?!
Buried alive by everything…
Crushed by hugs…
Buried alive by the world we live in… deep….
Devoured by Lord Jesus Christ…. some savior -_-
Tortured by everything 😂👍🏻
skinned alive by my existence A+ 100% accurate
Suffocated by living
Sounds deep
eaten out by my failures.. damn.
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I scrolled passed then I felt guilty
Same.
Help...
Okay so I wanted to avoid the post to get too long for the gofundme campaign to help me get out of the debts I gathered. More information on it you can find here I am at 38% of my goal, I am enough rent behind that my landlord can kick me out at any given time and I have debtors at my door on June 15th my landlord can legally kick my ass out.
Short version? My mom took all my money and used it for herself instead of my medical bills, I moved out with nothing and got cancer right of the bat, while I was also transitioning. Been trying to do this on my own for 2 years, I tried getting government support and was told I didn’t have enough debt to be helped properly and didn’t earn enough for the other option.
I understand that just giving me money to help me out isn’t something a lot of people would do and honestly it’s not something I enjoy asking, I am a giver more than I am a receiver it always makes me uncomfortable to receive without repaying people some way, but in this case I have no choice.
On top of donations though I figured it might be a good idea to offer something in return. So I was thinking what do I do best, well that would be writing fan fics for spideypool, devilpool, taskpool etc…
So here’s something I can offer you guys, for 5 EUR I will write you a request for a fan fiction, it can be other pairings too, just send it to me first, because if I don’t know the characters at all of course I am going to tell you sincerely that I don’t feel comfortable trying this, because I take pride in staying true to the characters which I can’t do if I don’t know them well enough yet. (commission examples) I am also selling shirts on redbubble, and you’re welcome to make a request of a silly shirt you want to see for some marvel characters and I’ll see what I can whip up.
On top of this if you want to help me out and you don’t want to commission a small fic or something you can check out @lordjenjen‘s etsy because this amazing lady, who is a super nice friend is doing a sale with free USA shipping or $5 discount on $10 or higher purchases with the following codes: Free Domestic Shipping (Use coupon code: CALTHEBEST ) or $5 off (Use Code: LUVCAL ) and the money from that will be deposited in my fund.
As well as the wonderful @amaronith will be making hats and cowls for people who donate all details can be found here, but a donation of 15€ will get you a nice winter hat and 20€ will get you a hat and cowl. Amaronith is in the middle of a move so won’t be able to make more hats and cowls.
The wonderful @dracoaries (aka @ask-elliecamacho) is doing commissions for whoever donates, no matter the amount you can find more information about the art style and such here
My sweet friend @furdonkadonk (aka @menacespawn) is doing chibi commisions for everyone who donates, more info here
An other great friend of mine @that-one-mod (aka the nerd behind @ask-theheroesforhire, @askchibisinistersix, & @ask-the-redteam) opened commissions as well to help me out. Lineart for $5, a fully coloured character with no shading for $7 and shell shaded for $10. A character with fading shading for $12 and extra characters for an extra $2 each. Simple background will be an extra $1 (single colour with gradient or little designs) and more detailed backgrounds such as a forest or city for an extra $5. (examples)
And my other amazing buddy @anciellee (aka the gooober behind @ask-frankcastle) is doing commissions for the same prices (Lineart for $5, a fully coloured character with no shading for $7 and shell shaded for $10. A character with fading shading for $12 and extra characters for an extra $2 each. Simple background will be an extra $1 (single colour with gradient or little designs) and more detailed backgrounds such as a forest or city for an extra $5) (examples)
The sweet @randodeadpool aka @deadpooldraws will make arts for donators who want as well. So for silly drawings like Deadpool’s Francis drawing in the movie are a go.
If that wasn’t enough my good friend Zet aka @deadpool-art will do free commission requests whenever I hit the 100€ caps which even includes OCS -drawing that it’d cost $55dls +BG- but now THEY ARE FREE!!!! (examples)
I will always keep this post update about the stance of the fundraiser
EDIT 6th of June:
I fucking can’t even…I got a surgery I legally needed for my transition as well as needed for my cancer situation and was promised they’d put it on cancer so I could get it paid by social security (because trans treatment is luxury in Belgium). But the doctor apparently put it on Transgender anyway, so now I got a total in medical bills in my mail box of 1073.44€.
On top of my behind rent and all that stuff, and I have to go back to the hospital this week for more test and again in two weeks for more, it’s just a never ending pit of bills and I had to up my goal to 3.5k and hope to god I can make it.
Edit 12th of June:
Since I paid one month of rent my landlord is giving me a bit of delay to pay of the rest, I got in two big hospital bills, one of them being the one from the previous edit, I did manage to pay all the older bills now, thanks to all the commissions and lovely people who donated without using the services offered by me and my friends.
But I am still only a third of the way that I need to be, but I am farther than I expected to get. If it weren’t for all of you guys helping out so far, I’d be packing up my clothes now, so thank you.
EDIT 21st of June:
I am a year on T this week, I imagined myself celebrating this kinda birthday like event with peace of mind, maybe a small piece of cake or a creamy chocolate chip frapuchino. Instead I spend all day in the hospital only to return to an other bill in the mailbox from the hospital. At least today’s bill will only come in like 2-3 months… I am not famous, I don’t wanna paint or decorate my home with rainbows, I just don’t wanna lose my roof. Me and my friends are offering you cool things, It’s all I can do, but I need your help, Literally even 2€will already at least give me money to buy a bread… I put my heart and soul into living and doing good for others, but the stress is making me sicker than I already was… I barely have the energy to get out of bed, to interact with people. To make the call of am I gonna risk lifting a jar of chocolate paste so I can put something on this bread I am buying. Please… use these commissions, tell me what kind of redbubble items you wanna see, or just reblog this if you can’t donate…
I have already been told I am pathetic for asking this of people, but if I need to crawl and beg to not end up on the street or worse at my mother’s mercy again, I will fucking crawl and beg.
please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals
(an ace safe space)
This is an acephobia free zone <3
What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.
You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself
but you killed everyone else around you too.
this need to be on everyone’s blog
this makes me think..
God bless whoever wrote this.
im crying
I never usually reblog things like this.. but if it saves just one persons life… please take thime to read this even if you think there is no point in living. Please.
please please PLEASE reblog this
everything will be okay in the end, if it’s not okay- it’s not the end. everything- good or bad- happens for a reason. and something, whether it be a lesson learned or even a new friend, always comes out of events in your life. for example, I’ve had a hard past 6 months, but I found my best friend. well, I knew him all along, but he wasn’t him. we both weren’t ourselves and after 6 months of feeling out of place and miserable because we’d lost who we were, we found ourselves. and not being ourselves for 6 months taught us how valuable our pronoun “I” really is. it taught us how to love ourselves and it taught us just how lucky we are to be ourselves. and if I could go back and change anything the happened, as horrible as it was, I wouldn’t. because who would I be if that hadn’t happened? so, remember, no matter how bad things seem, there is ALWAYS something that comes out of it. it could take minutes, days, months, years even, but sometimes will come out of it. everything is worth it. life itself is the most beautiful thing. you just have to open your eyes to see what lies ahead for you.
dont let anyone say that new genders and new ways of expressing your gender is from tumblr only or that it is a new trend, history tells us ancient indigenous peoples have been practicing gender fluidity for centuries it is nothing new
Me when i see a pretty girl: oh my god, she is so pretty, so beautiful. i cannot handle this stunning beauty. m y h e a r t. i am so gay.
me when i see an ugly girl: this has literally never happened all girls are beautiful and i get gayer every day
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
it always disappointed me that Monster Girls are an anime porn thing rather than something used to explore the way society and the media dehumanises women, but oh well
shout out to all my fellow monsters
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