Mkay so originally this was supposed to be like an eeveelution scenario blog and I might make a different one for that but I just decided to turn it into shitpost land so I'm giving each eeveelution + an eevee a very summarised personality because yes
Eevee - Clumsy as in tripping on thin air clumsy
Vaporeon - The only one with any braincells left
Jolteon - "MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX" type
Flareon - The one that goes "ImboredImboredImboredImboredImboredImboredImbored" until someone/something entertains them aka me
Espeon - inhales "i'M TRYING TO READ" type
Umbreon - Quiet but not out of shyness just because they never have any idea what to say
Leafeon - The one that looks like they would/could never hurt anything/anyone but in reality could shatter every bone in your body in 0.2 seconds
Glaceon - Literal god of sarcasm
Sylveon - Caffeine addict who has no idea what sleep even is, spam calls discord group DMs at 4:57 AM because if they can't sleep no one can
I am going to tag all my eeveelution shitposts as #eeveelutions on crack
Anything on this blog that isn't an eeveelution shitpost will not have that tag
ALSO if you wanna submit headcanons n scenarios n non-shitpost stuff that's cool too they'll be tagged as #eeveelutions off crack
Feel free to send asks