[eeyoresturnz]

Eeyore! fangirl. lana del ray. animal lover. matt girl. music lover . red head. fall. bows. retail therapy. role model. vanilla perfume. pepsi addict.

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[macsangel]

you mentioned that flatmate ginge and reader have inside jokes that no one else would understand, what would some of those inside jokes be like👀

inside jokes with flatmate ginge and reader!

1. The Cheek-Poke Code

You’ve developed a system of subtle cheek pokes. One poke might mean “stop talking, I need you to focus,” two might mean “come here, now,” and three could be a warning that you’re about to steal their hoodie or snack. It started as playful teasing, but now it’s second nature. If one of you is filming or on a call, the other can communicate whole sentences without speaking a word. Once, he was mid-livestream, reading chat, and you poked his cheek lightly; he froze for a second, then smirked at the camera like nothing happened. The viewers had no idea, but the smolder in his eyes gave you away completely.

2. The Weird Accent Game

Sometimes, normal sentences have to be said in terrible accents. You might announce “I’m making tea” in a fake French accent while he replies with a Scottish growl that doesn’t make any sense at all. It’s ridiculous and unnecessary, but it’s the only way to keep each other laughing when the day has been dull. One time, you started narrating the washing machine cycle like it was a nature documentary, and he nearly fell off the sofa laughing. This game has no winners, only two people enjoying the absurdity of life together.

3. Secret Snack Stash

Every so often, one of you hides snacks around the flat, and the other has to go on a mini treasure hunt to find them. The first time he hid a chocolate bar behind the radiator, you found it an hour later, smirking triumphantly and waving it like a trophy. Now it’s a game: whoever finds the snack first gets a hug or a cheeky peck. It’s the kind of private silliness that nobody else sees, but it cements the fact that your bond is built on the smallest little moments of thoughtfulness and mischief.

4. Flatmate Olympics

Chores become competitions. Who can make the bed fastest? Who can fold laundry without letting socks escape? Who can reach the top shelf without a chair? Losers have to do the dishes or fetch tea. The rest of the flat thinks you’re just competitive, but really, it’s a reason to tease each other and get close without admitting how much you like being near one another. The smirks, the subtle eye contact, the quiet bragging—it’s an entire private world hidden in plain sight.

5. The Random Object Naming Game

Anything in the flat can get a fancy title. A spoon becomes Sir Stirrington, the toaster is Lord Crunchalot, and the kettle is Baroness Boilington. If one of you grabs the wrong object, it’s met with a dramatic gasp and a declaration of its new “rank,” and the other bursts out laughing before hiding behind their hands. To anyone else, it looks childish and weird, but to you two it’s hilarious and intimate, a silent language built on nonsense. Sometimes it even spills into the livestreams when one of you forgets, and the other silently corrects them with a smirk, causing the chat to wonder what is going on.

[vanteguccir]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA LESSON IN PROFESSIONALISM * MATT STURNIOLO

SUMMARY　::　Y/N is very, very patient. Just not when it comes to women flirting with her husband.

FEATURING　husband!Matt Sturniolo x reader　　REQUESTED?　yes.

WARNINGS　::　inspired by that one scene from 50 shades of grey.

AUTHOR'S NOTE　::　that is my work, I DON'T authorize any form of plagiarism; copy, "inspiration" or translation! | english isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.

The building still smells like dust and fresh paint when Y/N steps inside.

The entrance hall was half finished, the floor covered in protective sheets and scattered tools, ladders leaning against unfinished walls. Voices echo somewhere deeper in the structure, construction workers moving in and out of rooms that don’t yet look like rooms.

In the center of the hall sits a temporary wooden table, scratched and powdered with a thin layer of white dust. A portable coffee machine hums quietly beside a stack of rolled blueprints.

Matt’s arm settles around Y/N’s waist as they approach the table, his thumb brushing lightly against her side as if he does it without thinking. She leans into it just enough to feel the warmth of his body.

Across the table, Brittany is already smiling.

Now, let me tell you something: Y/N is a very patient woman. She really is. She grew up in a house where perfection was an obligation, raised by parents who believed there was a right way to do everything and a wrong way to do the rest. She spent most of her life studying alongside the Sturniolo triplets, three boys who might share a face but not a personality, and learning how to exist between their childhood and teenage chaos required a level of patience most people never develop.

She helped coordinate their move from Boston to Los Angeles when their careers demanded something bigger years ago, balancing logistics, schedules, and emotions while quietly building her own path. Somewhere in the middle of all that, she managed to go from girlfriend to fiancée to wife of one of the biggest YouTubers of their generation without letting her studies or her work fall behind; and just that one last thing already meant she had the patience of a saint.

But what Y/N doesn’t have is patience for a parasite, a parasite in the form of the architect hired to oversee the remodeling of the triplets new office building.

The recommendation came directly from Tara, fresh off moving into a new big ass mansion in Los Angeles that had been completely designed by the same architect. The place looked flawless. If Tara was satisfied, if the work spoke for itself, then bringing the architect on board for the first major project in the brothers new era seemed like an easy decision.

It isn’t until they see Brittany that Y/N realizes good design doesn’t always come with good manners.

Brittany is all bright teeth and eager energy. She spreads the blueprints with a dramatic sweep of her hands, leaning a little too far forward toward Matt as she starts explaining the layout. Her voice lifts when she talks to him, animated and sugary.

"So what I was thinking for the main storage area." Brittany starts, tapping the paper and then, inexplicably, Matt’s forearm with her perfect hands and perfect manicured nails. "Is that we keep it open concept. It’ll feel modern and clean, something that Nicolas mentioned in one of his emails, right?"

Y/N watches the touch, raising her eyebrows at how Brittany’s fingers linger half a second too long. Matt doesn’t react beyond a polite nod, his arm tightening slightly around Y/N’s waist.

Y/N asks a question about the flow between the storage area and the filming rooms. Brittany answers without looking at her.

"Well, the idea is to keep the traffic minimal." Brittany says to Matt, smiling at him like Y/N wasn't the one who asked. "You wouldn’t want unnecessary interruptions while you’re recording your little... videos."

Y/N’s smile stays in place. She asks another question, this time about accessibility and brand visibility from the entrance. Brittany finally glances at her, quick and dismissive, before turning back to Matt to explain a concept Y/N already understands perfectly.

It’s subtle, the way Brittany does it. If Y/N weren’t paying attention, she might miss it. The redirection of her shoulders, the way her body angles toward Matt, and Matt only, the light brush of her hand against his sleeve when she laughs at something that isn’t fucking funny.

Y/N feels the irritation settle low in her chest.

She rests her fingertips on the edge of the table and studies the blueprints while Brittany continues her performance.

The layout is decent. It lacks personality, though, and the circulation between sections is inefficient. Y/N points it out gently, suggesting a minor adjustment that would improve the flow of inventory between the brand's storage spaces.

Brittany gives a small, airy laugh.

"That might complicate the structure." She says. To Matt. "Sometimes simpler is better, am I right?"

Matt’s free hand scratches his beard as he looks down at the plans, considering, but before he can answer, his phone rings. He pulls it from his dark blue jeans pocket and glances at the screen.

"It's Nick." He says, already stepping back. He looks at Y/N. "I’m gonna take this, sweetheart. I’ll be right back."

She nods.

"Go ahead."

He squeezes her waist once more before walking toward a side corridor, his voice fading as he answers the call.

The moment he disappears, the atmosphere shifts. Brittany straightens, her smile faltering as she finally looks at Y/N directly.

Y/N meets her gaze calmly. She leans her hip against the table, her palm flat against the surface, the gold ring on her left ring finger full on display as she looked at the stupefied architect.

"Brittany-" She starts. "That is your name, right?"

Brittany blinks.

"Yes."

"I’m sure you’re very good at what you do." Y/N continues, her tone warm and polite. "You wouldn’t be here otherwise." She tilts her head slightly, studying the woman in front of her.

Brittany nods, about to speak but was abruptly cut off by a low scoff from Y/N. 

"But, please refrain from speaking to my husband as if I am not here. Ignoring me doesn’t make me disappear. It just makes this collaboration unnecessarily difficult."

"Ms. Y/L/N, I have designed countless office building's before-"

Y/N raised a brow.

"Ms. Sturniolo." She cuts her off. "You may call me Ms. Sturniolo, I have the pleasure to tell you that I have changed my name and took Matt's without second thoughts. And, may I be honest here?" She continues. "This building isn’t just another project."

Y/N pause for a second.

"It represents multiple brands that I’ve helped build from the ground up. The functionality of this space is directly tied to my work. Which means when I speak about layout or flow, you listen, because I’m not making casual suggestions."

Brittany opens her mouth, then closes it.

"And." Y/N adds smoothly without raising her voice. "There’s also the matter of professionalism." Her gaze drops briefly to Brittany’s hand, still resting on the edge of the blueprint near where Matt had been standing. "Touching clients tends to blur boundaries. I’m sure that’s not the impression you want to give."

Color rises in Brittany’s cheeks.

"I didn’t mean to-"

Y/N slightly raises her eyebrows, and silence stretches between them. The sound of the coffee machine seems to suddenly echo louder.

Brittany swallows.

"I’m sorry, Ms. Sturniolo." She says quietly. "That won’t happen again."

Y/N holds her eyes for a beat longer, measuring the sincerity there. Then she smiles. Of course.

"Good." She says. "Because your portfolio is impressive, and I’d hate for something avoidable to interfere with your work here. Or anywhere, for that matter."

The implication settles heavily in the air. Brittany nods quickly.

"Of course." She murmurs.

Footsteps echo from the corridor. Matt’s voice grows louder as he ends the call and walks back into the hall. Y/N turns slightly, her expression easing into something relaxed and neutral by the time he reaches the table.

"So." He says, slipping back into place beside her. His arm firmly finds her waist again. "What’d I miss?"

"Ms. Brittany was just explaining an alternative approach to the storage layout." Y/N replies smoothly. She gestures to a section of the blueprint. "We were discussing how to make the transitions between departments more efficient without sacrificing the open concept."

Brittany nods eagerly.

"Yes. I think Y/N’s suggestions will actually improve the flow a lot. I’m happy to revise the plans."

Matt looks between them, a hint of surprise flickering in his eyes. He smiles, clearly pleased.

"That sounds good." He says. "As long as Y/N likes it, we're on board." He glances at Brittany. "She’s got a great eye for this stuff, you know? With her whole background in interior architecture thingy, you’ll want her input."

The woman paled, of course, of fucking course, Y/N had a background in architecture.

"I absolutely will." Brittany says quickly.

The rest of the meeting passes without incident. Brittany listens carefully when Y/N speaks, taking notes and asking thoughtful questions. The tension that was close to exploding in Y/N’s chest earlier unwinds, replaced by a cool sense of control.

Eventually, Brittany rolls up the blueprints.

"I’ll have the revisions ready by Monday." She says. "It’s an honor to work with you both and, of course, your brothers."

"We’ll see you then." Y/N replies.

Brittany offers a final tight smile and heads for the exit, her footsteps brisk against the covered floor. The heavy door swings shut behind her, and the hall falls quiet.

Matt looks down at Y/N, one eyebrow lifting.

"Okay." He says slowly. "What did you do?"

She blinks up at him, innocence settling easily into her features.

"What do you mean?"

He huffs a soft laugh.

"She was a completely different person when I came back. Sweetheart, I know that look."

Y/N steps closer, sliding her hands into the front pockets of his hoodie, caressing his covered stomach.

"I didn’t do anything." She says lightly. "We just... clarified expectations."

Matt studies her for a moment, amusement warming his gaze. His hands settle low on her hips, squeezing her covered skin.

"Uh-huh." He murmurs. "And I’m sure it was very polite."

"Extremely." She replies.

He smiles, leaning down just enough to brush a quick kiss against her temple and other one against her lips.

"You’re scary when you want to be." He says against her mouth, not sounding bothered in the slightest.

"Only when it’s necessary."

His grin widens.

"Remind me to thank Tara for the recommendation."

Y/N snorts softly.

"I’ll do it myself."

"You're not firing her, right?"

Y/N shrugs.

Y/N dials Tara’s number and lifts the phone to her ear.

Tara answers on the third tone.

"Hello?"

"You’re a bitch." Y/N says by way of greeting. "Why would you send us Brittany?"

There’s a beat of silence, and then Tara laughs.

"Uh oh. What happened?"

"You know exactly what happened." She replies dryly. "Next time you recommend someone, try not to pick a flirt who forgets basic professional etiquette."

Her laughter doubles.

"I swear I didn’t think she’d be that bad."

"Yeah, well-" Y/N mutters. "You owe me a drink for this."

"Deal." Tara says, still laughing. "I’ll make it up to you."

© vanteguccir

[vanteguccir]

A LESSON IN PROFESSIONALISM * MATT STURNIOLO * TAGLIST 2

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[slushysturniolo]

i know i haven’t been on here in a while.

i haven’t really been creating or posting much.

but i felt like it was important to come on here and say this clearly:

fuck ICE.

i do not stand with this administration.

and i am genuinely baffled that we have a pedophile sitting in office.

it feels like every day there’s more hurt, more injustice, more reasons to feel hopeless. and i know so many of us are tired. tired of watching people suffer. tired of feeling like nothing changes.

lately i’ve been thinking about trying to escape through writing again — using creativity as a way to breathe — but it’s been hard with how busy this season at work has been.

but you’re not alone in feeling this way.

i see you. i’m with you. and i’m here for anyone who needs a space to breathe, vent, or just escape right now.

please take care of yourselves and each other. never lose hope and never stop fighting.

[voidsturnz]

incase you don’t know where i stand

-fuck trump

-fuck ice

-homophobia/transphobia isn’t “cool” or “cute”

-my body my choice

-free palestine, free congo, free iran, free sudan

-free the oppressed/ countries trapped in war/genocide

-nobody is illegal on stolen land

-not speaking up means you dgaffff

-fuck misogyny

-fuck maga

-fuck transphobia

-fuck ai

-fuck kirk

[humpster35]

If you support ICE my account is not a fucking safe place for you at fucking all. Being silent is being ignorant, now I come to this account here and there but that doesn’t mean that i’m not doing my part in speaking up about what’s been happening on other platforms.

We are all human and deserve to be treated as such, for all people including the triplets to not even say a fucking thing??? One of their main biggest fans have gotten tired of them being silent. It gets to a point to where it’s like—are you going to continue and scroll aimlessly on social media as millions are being killed or are you going to do what you can with the amount of resources you have?

Before anyone in this fandom who is ignorant, privileged, a kiss ass and just literally views what’s happening as just “another day” or “not a big deal” texts me or sends in anons—Chris will not fuck you if you’re silent, Matt will not kiss you if you ignore the crying and screams of people being taken away and murdered and Nick will not be your gay best friend as you scroll past families having to deal with the losses that this government has caused.

Fuck ICE and support Palestine because it’s the right thing to do and not bc it’s a trend.

tag list🪄

@luvrmiani @lyingonchris @sophlvschris @sturnsflirt @perscriptionlove @passionfruitchris @everyb0dyherewantsyou @eeyoresturnz @themostbeutifulhuman @thechratt-twins @salemsturniolo @sadgirlslush @salaciousxsturniolo @saraspoon23 @rainyyy-weather

[eeyoresturnz]

hullooo i’m your super very secret admirer

Hellooooo 💞

[eeyoresturnz]

I finally got Queen Lana on vinyl 🙏🧎‍♀️

[eeyoresturnz]

Soooo we all heard what Robin said about Steve right …

I can’t wait for the fanfics that are going to come out of this 🤭🙂‍↕️

[lyingonchris]

Merry Christmas!!

I’m your secret Santa and I’ve loved getting to know you this month 🥹🫂

I hope you have a wonderful day filled with love and blessings 💕

ahhhh this is so exciting !!! hiiiii!! i’ve actually been dying to know who you are💕

merry christmas, i hope yours was amazing 🤍

[eeyoresturnz]

💕💕

[eeyoresturnz]

MERRY CHRISTMASS!!!! i was your secret santa anon! it was so much fun getting to know you, you are so so sweet and i hope you have a lovely holiday 💕💕💕

Ahhh !!

Merry Christmas to you and to everybody reading this 💕

I hope it’s a blessed day filled with love

[aaliyah-sturns]

appreciation post for some of my moots 2025ꪆৎ

since we are approaching into a new year here is my appreciation post for my moots for 2025!!

@eyesonmattyb where do I begin, okay so dals is an amazing writer and I love her work but also she was the one who inspired me to write for the sturniolos and to post on here, she was there for me and one of my first few followers, so dals I just really wanna say thank you and your work on here and I'm truly HONORED to be one of your mutuals you were the definition of a day 1🤍

@withlove-vs so this angel right here is truly amazing, she was one of my very first interactions besides dals, she was also one of my day 1s and one of the few first people on my taglist, i love her work and reading her new stuff and including her on going series!

@pepsipoet paige is absolutely amazing, I love her work and just reading her new stuff, she is an absolute amazing writer and definitely one of the biggest chris girls I've ever met and I would love to get closer to you!🫰🏼

@immaqulate okay so lexi is an amazing writer, I love her series and au's and she's genuinely such an amazing person and I would also love to get closer to you!!

@missp0ssessivee i love you so much, I love our little interactions through our inboxes and I just love seeing you in my inbox being a loyal liker, I really appreciate that🫶🏼

@courta13 i literally love you, seeing you in my inbox reblogging, liking, or even just commenting really makes my day

@mattsdivaa omg I literally loved talking to you during the summer and sending you advice for freshman year!! I really hope we contact more💕

@madisonb44r girl I really can't thank you enough, you were there for me, being my first person on my taglist, you made me want to keep writing when I was about to give up so for that I say thank you so much!!🫶🏼

@lyingonchris daisy I just wanna say thank you, you were my first follower on tumblr and I was so happy that someone enjoyed my writing so thank you🫶🏼

here are some people I would love to get closer to in 2026

@borderlineex @angelxsturns @bernwentonio @bernardsbloopers @bernardskissmarks @nickspacecamp @gigiii1sblog @lilysturns @mi-co-uk @sturniolo-szn2 @muwapsturniolo @lelessturnxs @sturnbambi @sturnbows @deloresdoll @eeyoresturnz @gisouwhat @sturnsbun @sleepyybunniii @aaliyahsturniolo @chrisbambi @xo-gabs @thechratt-twins @urloveanaa @matthewsvanillakisses @heartsonlyforchris + many more on my following

[eeyoresturnz]

it's nearly christmassss are you excited ?? :)

-🎄

I’m soooo excited !!

I don’t know if I’ll be active tomorrow as I’m spending the day with family but I hope everyone celebrating has a wonderful day

I’m so greatful for all the support I have received this year!! It’s nearly been a whole year (👀)

All my love

- Eeyore

[eeyoresturnz]

the egg dad vid is one of my favs too it's so funny!! i also love the one where they all had covid and the 2023 tea party 😭

Yes that’s such a good one !!

[eeyoresturnz]

i'm spending christmas day with my family as well :))

have you seen the triplets newest video yet?

-🎄

Helloooo anon

I’m so sorry for the late replies 😭

It’s been a busy week!

I assume your talking about the naughty/nice video , but my honest answer is I still haven’t fineshed it , maybe I’ll finish it tomorrow lmao 😭😭

[eeyoresturnz]

what are some of ur fav sturniolo videos?

-🎄

Hellooo anon :)

My top three are

• the egg dad video

- I love it sm and I especially love the plot twist at the end with Matt and the eggs

• the Japan vlog

- I love their vlogs sm purely because they bring so much comfort to me

• the Europe vlog

- I’m from Europe myself so it’s super cool to see the triplets exploring places near me and doing all these cool things such as the prada show !

How about you anon ?

[eeyoresturnz]

what are some of ur fav songs at the moment?

-🎄

Ohhhh this is such a good one!!

I’ve always been very into 80s/90s music so right now I’ve been enjoying a lot of that aswell as Madison (I’m so excited for her new album !! )

But I’m also a big fan of role model and Charli xcx so they’ve also been playing a lot recently too !!