Alex💪🥚

i like my eggs raw like i like my women

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Hey guys, it’s ya boy lil egg yolk. That’s rapper my name if i ever go into the music industry… Anyways! I’m Alex, I like long walks on the beach and gridball! I uh…don’t know how this thing works… but you can ask me questions! no weird stuff please..

if you like this one i have more! shane, sam, seb, harvey, elliott, vincent, kent

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Bro, the closet is glass

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the closet? what closet?

last time i checked my closet wasn’t glass?…

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Gay...

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why do you guys keep saying that? i’m not gay!

but you guys are making me question my sexuality….

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Gay

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i’m not gay…who said that?

was it sam? i told him that i wasn’t…i don’t think i am…am i??

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hello everyone! it’s the owner here, all i wanted to say was all of the bachelors have accounts now! + vincent and kent! so, if you’d like to go check them out, look at the pinned post for their accounts! :)

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MASTER KICK FLIPPER HERE (totally can do a kickflip…i don’t know what you’re talking about…) uhhhhhhhhhh not sure what to say, but i heard alex talking about this TUMBLR app….uhhhhhh ask questions i guess? don’t be a creepy…(yes that was intentional) pls THANKS!!

THANKS A BUNCH GYU

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAIN HOMIE @egg-eating-machine AND HIS SIDE PIECE @joja-started-my-depression

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GO FOLLOW SAMSON!! MY BEST FRIENDO!

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Got an EP album coming out soon? Like to what sort of music you’d make

ACAPELLA GROUPS. JUST LIKE PENTATONIX. I look up to those guys. Me and Sam have gotten the rest of the guys in pelican town to form a group, it’s called stardew’s shining stars (came up with that on the spot with samson) i’ll introduce you to all the members!!!! WE GOT ME LIL EGG YOLK, DR D.R IN THE BUILDING HARVEYY!!!! itsjustsebby (sam decided to make sebastian’s name without talking to him first) MY BEST BUDDY BIG DAWG (samson) BIG OL MARGARITA MAN (shane, we couldn’t come up with anything) ((im not really sure if he likes it or not, he keeps staring at me, do you think he likes it?)) LAST BUT NOT LEAST WURD JESUS, i don’t think we need any explanation (elliot, just in case) ((he got really mad at the name because it wasn’t pRoPeR sPeLlInG))

we’re trying to get the girls on board so we can have a showdown this year and make it an actual event in pelican town! we need to talk to lewis about it though :(

@joja-started-my-depression!!!! WE NEED TO MEET UP ASAP WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SONG NAMES

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do you really think i needed all the guards at the hexgates? sorry to say, you’ve grown a bit predictable

Guards?…what guards? and what’s a hexgate?…ARE WE BEING UNDER ATTACK?????!!! PREDICTABLE????! WHATS PREDICTABLE ABOUT THIS???

SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON??!!!

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You’re not really gonna swim out as far as you can at the resort, right?

… Right?

Why not? I totally got the endurance!

Just think of it as me training for a pro swim team!

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Hi! May I offer an egg?

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This feels like a peace offering..but i accept! thanks so much!

God…i will never get tired of eating raw eggs!

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Hi Alex!!

How you liking it on here?

Hey Anon! It’s not too bad, i like it! I heard shane got an account too which is weird because I never thought he’d be the type of person to be on social media, if you see him tell him I said hi!

Be careful though, he’s never really in the mood to talk…I know from first hand experience…

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The name is beautiful, I love it :)

Thanks! I came up with it myself! I would’ve asked haley but i don’t think she would’ve liked it… oh well!

Thanks for being the first friend I made on here!

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Sup lil egg yolk

WHAT’S UUUUUUP! i didn’t expect someone to use that name….but anyways how’s it going?

Do you think i should stick with that name? I’m open to ideas!