Triple A Battery

Call me Eggnigma (Egg) Any pronouns (Icon by Fishtrout)

[pallettown]

that man ryland grace doesnt fuck anybody but markiplier had to open his big fat mouth and now i cant scroll the tag without the consequences of his words plastered in front of me bro. i dont caaaaaaare show me things about the movie and book

[pallettown]

tumblr users so racist they would rather ship ryland grace with anybody but the guy he literally had a fucking baby with

[pallettown]

tumblr users so misogynistic they would rather draw ryland grace boning markiplier from another dimension than spend a single second thinking about her

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[thalassarche]

Common Raven (Corvus corax) teasing a gull (Larus spp) - series by Sandra Gilchrist

According to the photographer, the raven eventually left and the gull seemed no worse for wear after the interaction. 

[reactionimagesdaily]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[nondelphic]

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[deinonychian]

. ^ . \ / \ V \ \ F /-_. |/ \

the noble quetzalcoatlus

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[meikiran]

part 1 of my new years comic for my mother !!! Hope everyone had a wonderful spring festival and may fortune be upon you !!

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[doitbuckley]

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.