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When she humpty on my dumpty til I have a big fall 😎😎🥚🥚👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 sorry there isn’t a wall emoji so that’s your substitute

#silly #silly goofy #send help #i thought it was funny #funny #humpty dumpty #he was actually my father you see #as an egg myself

Life hack! If you’re ever having a hard time communicating your wants and needs, I have the perfect message for you! Works in every situation and always has positive outcomes!

Ex.

SHIT YOURSELF

I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS NO SITUATIONSHIP

SHIT YOURSELF

#silly #silly goofy #send help #i thought it was funny #funny #life hacks

I’m the knower

#silly #silly goofy #HAHAHAHAHAHAH #I BESTED YOU

Kissing whatever Dairy Queen employee who made my Blizzard because this thing is LETHAL

#silly #silly goofy

Just rewatched Iron Lung, and there was this group of guys, and during the climax of the movie, one of them kept going “OHOHOHO!!!!” Which is the appropriate reaction and boosted my viewing experience tenfold

#silly #silly goofy #iron lung #just saw iron lung #markiplier

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On my period inside the Iron Lung: “the blood is coming from inside the house…”

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Joining the fight on the blood ocean on the side of the blood ocean

#just saw iron lung #iron lung

On my period inside the Iron Lung: “the blood is coming from inside the house…”

#silly #silly goofy #i thought it was funny #just saw iron lung #iron lung

My childhood is like lost media to me

#silly #silly goofy #send help #i thought it was funny

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

#silly #silly goofy #iron lung #markiplier #just saw iron lung #I took notes during it

Manly men stand on their tippy toes

#silly #silly goofy #send help

I had a dream where Yo-chan the seal was an Arknights character, and her skill was her slapping her stomach with her flippers and it stunned all enemies within range every time

#silly #silly goofy #send help #arknights #yo chan

Can’t tell if the distorted, disjointed Christmas music I’m hearing is real or if I’m more sick than I realized

#silly #silly goofy #send help

Found out my cat likes Madonna

#silly #silly goofy #i thought it was funny #funny #cats #cats of tumblr

Us about to rob a bank: “my brothers in heist”

@moneyisthebestlawyerinh3ll

#silly #silly goofy #i thought it was funny #i’m tagging this as funny because it made me giggle #funny

Call her rotisserie the way she’s rotating on my chicken

#silly #silly goofy #send help #i thought it was funny

If alarms in the morning don’t work, you can always hire me to astral project into your dream and wake you up from inside your head

#silly #silly goofy #looking for employment as an ominous figure #I can’t promise it won’t be scary #but it’ll wake you up

in the stripped club. straight up 'squeakinit'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My flute.

#silly #silly goofy #i thought it was funny #flute #band kids #flute humor #if that’s a thing #I’m trying to find my flute brethren #started playing again after like seven years #flutist #summoning flutists

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