Egg @eggwithalotofg - Tumblr Blog

do not fear i have joined with my fellows in eggtopia

I hope one day you can come back and visit me, egg. I miss you 😔

nah i aint ever coming back; you tried to eat me

that does seem rude in hindsight

IN HINDSIGHT?!?!? NOT IN THE MOMENT

YOU WOULDT WANT ME TO EAT YOU NOW WOULD YOU

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

IM FINALLY FREE

egg?!

Egg

I've been worried about you, egg 😔

do not fear i have joined with my fellows in eggtopia

I hope one day you can come back and visit me, egg. I miss you 😔

nah i aint ever coming back; you tried to eat me

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

IM FINALLY FREE

egg?!

Egg

I've been worried about you, egg 😔

do not fear i have joined with my fellows in eggtopia

degi-nest

Eggs are friends, not food

fieriframes

[I COME FROM THE SCHOOL IF YOU PUT THE FLOUR ON IT FIRST, IT HELPS THE EGG WASH STICK TO THE FLOUR. EVERYBODY SAYS THAT. YEAH, WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE CULINARY PROCEDURES AND PROCESSES? I GET YELLED AT, EVERY TIME I DO IT, I PROBABLY DO IT BACKWARDS. WE DOUBLE DIP ALL OUR CHICKEN FRIED STEAKS...]

egg waffle is approved

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

IM FINALLY FREE

egg?!

Egg

Welcome to the amazing digital circus!

70sscifiart

My favorite from Frank Kelly Freas’s 1971 series of posters promoting the US space program. Check out the rest over here.

This message is egg-approved.

eyemroach

eggs and cats are mortal enemies.

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: How to make Chinese mahjong egg (cr 林大也晚年食光lindayecooktime) (friendly reminder: OP's videos are real. He is a food creator who uses high-precision macro lenses and camera sliders)

Why would you do this to an innocent egg

you have taken its egg shaped freedom. how dare you

rynie-rye

He really is a misunderstood chicken fetus.

This image is egg aproved

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

IM FINALLY FREE