ARCHIVE BLOG!!

Sigmamillionaire alpha hustle grindset battle royale STAR!! (He does not know what any of those words mean)

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

Hey! This is Alex's archive sideblog!!

Because of too many technical issues, I've decided that Alex and I are moving to 🔥 @eggyolkguzzler 🔥

The new blog is a main blog, which means Alex has a lot more freedom! He can interact with friends and admirers a lot more easily, liking others' posts, sending asks, and following people back!

So if you love Alex and wanna talk to him more, go say hello on his new blog!

Thanks for your patience while I get everything sorted. You guys are the best <3

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

I GOT MY INTERNET BACK

For a little while, at least.

Hey everyone :]

Moving is going ... not very good, but not bad either! It's just really tedious, is all. And my internet keeps cutting out. It literally died twice trying to write this post. But hopefully things clear up soon!

Miss you guys a whole bunch!! We'll be back to your regularly scheduled Alexposting soon. I've been thinking about transferring this blog's content over to a brand-spanking-new blog. I'm tired of the issues that arise from this being a sideblog and would rather I'd have made it a main blog from the start.

That's still a few days away though, as I'm still stuck in the middle of moving (and some nasty weather), so don't jump ship unless you hear anything directly from me, 'kay?

Love u guys, see u soon. Much love from Kebs <3

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

You give me cuteness aggression. Leave before I SQUEEZE YOU

HYAH!

[ Alex flexes his muscles ]

You think you can make a dent in THIS? I'd like to see you try.

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

*Takes a bite out of your hair but my teeth end up shattering*

What. The. Fuck.

Yeah, so, funny thing. The hairgel froze solid. This thing's gonna be impenetrable for a few months.

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

skibidi sigma jonkler rizzler fanum taxing prime and lunchly cuz he likes his cheese drippy yo

... I understood "sigma" and "cheese."

I'm in.

[farmer-juice]

I do not advise chugging mayo

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

I do.

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

hehehe~~~

[ a mysterious carton of eggs appears in alex's room.]

[ they seem normal enough, however, when you open the box, all twelve eggs have googly eyes and various funny faces drawn on them. ]

[ there's also a note. "it reads: thanks for being eggs-ceptional, lexamillion!~~ juice and i decided to.. shake things up, hehe! - you know who :P" ]

[ there is more, but it was hastily scribbled at the bottom of the note - as if the writer added it last minute.

"p.s. there may or may not be several googly eyes hidden on the posters in your room. good luck~~" ]

- ⭐️

Heh! Aw, look at 'em! I think I might give each of these little dudes a name!

Starry and Juice, huh? What a couple of bros...

Wait--

My posters!?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

Your lips look cold, let me warm them up with mine

Smoooooth. I might have to use that one sometime.

Mind if I use it on you?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

*Pulls him in for a hug and drapes a blanket over his shoulders.* Heya darlin' 🖤

-Neeks

Hey, hot stuff! How's it hanging?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

hello! clown keychain for you! bye bye!! *runs off* ava! i am so sorry about my sister just running up to you and giving you that keychain than running off. i am emma, that is my sister ava. We just moved in to be close with our childhood friend snowie and to meet their friends that they wrote letters about. that clown keychain is supposed to resemble as a friendship with you and ava, they are just hyper to meet everyone. (@thesillyracoons)

Auh- Yeah, okay! No worries, dudettes. I've met weirder peeps. Tell your sister thanks for the little doodad, 'kay?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

*gives you 29562946102846394 field snacks*

“:3”

WOAH! That's a lot of nuts!

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

May I ask your opinion on Leah? :3

She's alright. I don't really talk to her much. Stronger than she looks, though. She challenged me to an arm wrestling match once and--... I refuse to tell you who won.

Why? Did she say something about me?

[sebz-archive]

Kill me

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

im gonna pluck out a single hair from your leg when you're least expecting it

What!? Why? What's wrong with you?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

sebastian told me you two kissed and that he beat you at the arcade as well

WHAT!?

I DESTROYED him at the arcade! His Junimo Kart score was embarrassing! The whole Saloon saw it!

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

Alex!

*hugs* Hi. :3

*BIIIIG SQUEEZE*

What's up, Anonnie? How's it hanging?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

*He just pulls him in for a hug and a cheek kiss!* Heya sweetheart, I made some dinner for us both 🖤 I tried making salmon again, I think I was able to get it right this time!

-Neeks

Aw, mi amor! You didn't have to go and do that- I kinda liked how crispy it was before!

Kidding! I'm kidding. Pulling your leg. It tastes great! Hey- Now that you've mastered the way of the salmon, we can have this more often, right?