Solairean Solaire uwu

better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette

[daethnotes]

Hamilton + F-bombs

[smarmykemetic]

i hate posts that are like:

you idiot kids: think that polytheism is supposed to make your life better through personal connection to the deities and spirits you work with

me, a smart adult who knows what i’m doing, unlike you: knows that the gods would never give a shit about any of us and endorse the same ethical worldview as your average self-righteous NuAtheist, except i’m also really stuck up about knowing a lot of obscure facts about mythology

[will-o-the-witch]

Bonus round for:

“Tumblr has no idea what REAL religion looks like. I think your practice is ridiculous because I still filter every aspect of religion through a culturally Christian lens and never bothered to critically study the core beliefs and historic practices other religions, including my own”

[dig-til-my-shovel-tells-a-secret]

i’ve read this like six times and i still dont understand what it says

[mirroredpaladin-movedaway-deact]

This took me a hot second to grasp too but I thibk what this is saying is that OP and @will-o-the-witch are calling out and bashing posts that are of people basically putting others down for their connections and relationships with their deities. Lots of sarcasm as well. They’re saying they hate posts like those of people who are like,

“You dumb kids don’t know what having a relationship with deities is actually like! The Gods don’t care about you blah blah blah (insert shitty reason here).”

The second half basically is tearing down other posts that are like, “Tumblr doesn’t know what REAL religion looks like…” and calls those kinds of posts out for basically still having a Christian kind of viewpoint ans trying to apply it to non-Christian beliefs, histories, and cultures even if they aren’t inherently Christian.

Hope that helps. 💜

[will-o-the-witch]

Pretty much. Lots of people end up trying to dictate how other people practice by assuming that every single approach to religion is exactly the same as their extremely narrow scope of experience and anybody doing it differently is ridiculous and shameworthy because it doesn’t align with their personal worldview. And then they act like they’re just more educated/enlightened/self-aware than everybody else and think theyre delivering a spicy hot take, but they’re actually just being super irritating (and showing how little they actually know what they’re talking about)

[rudypankow]

I KNEW IT!

Avengers: Age of Ultron vs Avengers: Endgame

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe people who stubbornly defend the flat earth theory are space enthusiasts who secretly hope to be taken into space for free and shown the proof of earth’s curvature.

[pochowek]

Went on a little rant today (:

[cat-memes-only]

Purrfectly balanced

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stimman4000]

people love making 600 threads a day going “would you ever date a transgender person???” maybe ask yourself if a transgender person would ever date you, my love ❤️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[silver-shortage-in-markarth]

Pretty sure Bulbasaur ain’t a frog tho

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I thought it’s now a common knowledge that Bulbasaur IS a frog.

Here are two interviews with Ken Sugimori who designed Bulbasaur, confirming that Bulbasaur is a frog. but that doesn’t mean that it’s not also inspired by other animals for the fangs, claws and ears.

[pukicho]

mount Rushmore redesign on the house

[kvistwig]

It’s sacred land, we really shouldn’t!

[pukicho]

Ah my bad let me just

and then just

[romcommunist]

people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses

[weirdmageddon]

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

[weirdmageddon]

[laxu]

[spongehole]

[anneemay]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

[awkwordalex]

This looks like, and I say this unironically, American Horror Story

[rodrickheffeley]

menthol illwess innit

[rodrickheffeley]

celebrities watching parasite be like

[rodrickheffeley]

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

[regnum-lab]

[omgthatdress]

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

[gothhabiba]

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

[painpro]

WHATS NARUTO FUCKING ABOUT

[terumiafuro]

12 years ago, a nine-tailed fox appeared. if you believe it! naruto! naruto! believe it! belieeeeeeeeeeeve it! yeah here i am with my ninja clan. ninja clan. here we stand. naruto! i’m on my way. naruto! i’ll be okay. getting ready to fight on sight. my best friends by my side. sa-soo-kay - is really cool. sakura - the beautiful

[painpro]

i understand

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport