haitus

this blog won't be making any new quotes because 1) its hard to moderate by myself and 2) my mental health is not the best lately. however, i will still accept submissions for this blog via ask or a direct submission. i may return to this blog at some point, but i think its for the best for a while that i take one thing off my plate because im very busy with school and other things. thank you for understanding and stay easy breezy -Mod

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HI! this is my first incorrect quote blog, so im not entirely sure how this works! please let me know if you know the source of a quote that ive labelled as unknown! thanks! please submit quotes via anonymous ask, with the source if possible! ABSOLUTELY DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG IF YOU POST NSFW, ARE A TERF, A TRANSMED OR TRUSCUM, A MAP OR PEDO OR A SUPPORTER OF MAPS OR PEDOS, ARE QUEERPHOBIC IN ANY WAY, ARE AN EXCLUSIONIST, OR SEXUALIZE THE UNDERAGE EIZOUKEN CHARACTERS (OR ANY MINORS FOR THAT MATTER). my content is not for you.

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hope you’re doing okay, i really loved your blog :)

Thank you, that means a lot

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please check blog header and description

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Asakusa: one milkshake with two straws, please!

Mizusaki: aww, asakusa!

Asakusa, sticking both straws in her mouth: WATCH HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THIS

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Asakusa: am i in trouble?

Kanamori: take a guess.

Asakusa: ...no?

Kanamori: take another guess.

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Asakusa: psst. kanamori

Kanamori: what

Asakusa: i can't sleep

Kanamori: i can

Asakusa:

Kanamori: goodnight

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Mizusaki: Kanamori, i made you a friendship bracelet!

Kanamori: you know, i'm not really a jewelry person

Mizusaki: oh.. well, you don't have t-

Kanamori: No i'm going to wear it forever back off

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Asakusa: But This Place Is Haunted!

Mizusaki: Ghosts Prey On Fear, Just Be Confident!

[Asakusa Walking Through The Tunnel]

Asakusa: I AM NOT SCARED

Asakusa: I AM NOT A PUSSY

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Asakusa: Look! I Made A Spoon Hat!

Kanamori: That Explains Why I'm Eating Soup With A Fork

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Asakusa: i’m the kind of person who likes to think things through

Kanamori: i once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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Kanamori: how do you deal with failure?

Asakusa: thank you for the question! i do not

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Mizusaki: what happened to your fingers?? they're covered in bandaids!

Asakusa: you know those chefs on tv who cut up their vegetables really, really fast?

Mizusaki: yes?

Asakusa: i can't do that

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Mizusaki: Kanamori, what are you doing?

Kanamori: [shaking a piggy bank] i’m trying to figure out how much change i have inside

Asakusa: Why don't you just open it and count the coins?

Kanamori: where’s the fun in that?

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Kanamori: have you seen Asakusa?

Mizusaki: she’s on the roof

Kanamori: THE ROOF?

Mizusaki: don’t worry, she's got sunscreen on!

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Asakusa: when i was younger, i thought lightning was just the sky taking pictures of us

Asakusa: so i would smile and say cheese whenever it struck instead of screaming and running away

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Mizusaki: i bet i could fit the entire world in my hands!

Kanamori: that's physically impossible

Mizusaki, grabbing Kanamori's hands: no it's not, see?

Kanamori:

Kanamori, trying not to smile: get out of my sight

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Mizusaki: Kanamori, can you do me a small favor?

Kanamori: i’d kill for you but go on