At this point I think it's clear that you're gonna keep fattening up till you nothing more then a literal ball of growing fat or burst trying to reach that stage of mindless obesity. Think you should tell your office workers to bring you more fatty foods, you need to keep blowing up for them to enjoy
I wish I had that job. Coworkers who feed me for 3 reasons - 1) they want me to finally get too fucking fat they don't need to deal with my huffing and buffing and burping around the office with my belly hanging out 2) the ones curious to see how damn fat I'll let myself get, or have competitions to who can get me to eat the most... 3) The office hog. Clearing out the leftovers in the fridge. The leftover donuts and pizza from the lunches. The one who keeps people on their diet - because they can give me everything that's temping them










