Eizzil:)

she/they/he/it pokemon gremlin and my pokespe headcanons+art (and unworldly posting. So much unworldly posting) - asks are open :) - this isn't a sideblog I just like the number 2 For personal reasons I have a hat now

[eizzil2]

I have come to the executive decision that if I’m going to be taking my future seriously then I am going to need a hat. This is what I’ve come up with so far.

[eizzil2]

Had a meltdown recently so she get one too ig 💥💥💥

[eizzil2]

Ok so obsessed with in Pokespe, Silver’s legendary beast parallel is Entei, the only one who’s fire can melt the masked man’s ice. It’s not touched on much but I’m so normal about that guys.

[eizzil2]

Silver’s team is half water types. Yknow what happens when you melt ice? Water. Additionally, this was under the direct influence of Lance. Lance, a dragon trainer. Lance, who is weak to ice. Lance may help Silver to move away from Pryce, but Silver is now dependent on him, and cannot effectively conspire against him as they helped to do in the Yellow arc.

[ficklefood]

Foresight - a pokespe fic

Status: Completed/Oneshot Rating: Teen (some swearing) Category: Gen Words: 4,509 Characters: Yellow, Lance, Clair Relationships: (all platonic) Yellow & Lance, Lance & Clair Tags: Trans Yellow, Trans Lance, Gender Dysphoria, Egg crack, most awkward start to a friendship with the guy you beat when you were a kid yrs ago ever

At a New Year’s Eve party in Viridian City, Yellow bumps into a familiar face. And maybe the two Viridian children have more in common than previously thought. (In which both Yellow and Lance are trans, but Yellow is an egg/hasn’t realized it yet)

Happy new year (almost)!!! Posting this a bit early (it's dec 30 here) because I dont trust myself to post it on time tomorrow lol. I just wanted to write a fic where both Yellow and Lance are trans. This can read as Yellow being transmasc or nonbinary; it only matters that they’re not-a-girl. She/her pronouns are used for Yellow in this though, because that’s how they perceive themselves at the moment.

[Read here]

[ficklefood]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! plz read my new years fic LOL

[eizzil2]

I need everyone who sees this who isn’t normal about Pokespe to go read this RIGHT NOW I read it months ago and I’m still thinking about it… even if you aren’t a trans yellow truther it’s still so peak id highly recommend…. I cannot express how NORMAL I am about this fic I swear guys

[ceriseisland]

Silver is the kind of autistic who doesnt care but Crystal is the kind of autistic who memorizes every social rule and recites them verbatim to anyone who will listen

[ceriseisland]

Crystal after she infodumps about social rules and Gold immediately breaks all of them

[ceriseisland]

Idk I just think Crystal has the kind of autism where she's like "I'm not autistic because I understand social rules perfectly. I know exactly how much to say when it's my turn to talk and I know the script for every situation and I would never dream of being impolite because breaking the rules is a Grave Offense"

[eizzil2]

I’m so hyperfixated I can’t even

[punjab-official]

on my island it’s actually Courtney who’s crushing on Zinnia, even after losing her previous crush on her for a time

[eizzil2]

Yo! I love how you designed her… I’m still looking for a proper team magma hood to give her and then her hair is be drawn on probably…my Zinnia also lost her crush for a little bit but I forgot to screenshot lol

[eizzil2]

Lookin’ for new Pokemon in the early morning

[eizzil2]

I’m so hyperfixated I can’t even

[eizzil2]

Been following @industriallee ‘s tumblr plays Hau and had to doodle a bit! He’s always been my favorite rival and I’m so happy to see him getting to rep he deserves :D

[eizzil2]

Feel better when I’m dancin…

[eizzil2]

Gift for a friend that I liked enough to post :) they are so silly :))

[eizzil2]

STUCK IN THE UNWORLDLY TRENCHES SEND HELP

[eizzil2]

Biblically accurate unworldly from the perspective of their coworkers

[scentedtyrantwitch]

[Image ID: an 8 panel black and white comic

panel 1: a drawing of a magma grunt, presumably Zinnia with a text box saying "I have a new coworker"

panel 2: a drawing of a different magma grunt with an angry expression and a dark aura coming off them with the text box saying "I HATE HER"

panel 3: a drawing of 2 magma grunts one of which, probably Zinnia, looks to be daydreaming while the other grunt looks annoyed. There is a text box saying "she's SO LAZY"

panel 4: a drawing of a magma grunt, probably Zinnia, who is scratching themselves next to a whismur, Aster, wearing a Magma grunt uniform as a different grunt with a dark aura angrily looks angrily at them. There's a text box saying "why doesn't she take our job seriously???"

panel 5: a drawing of Zinnia dressed as a magma grunt walking into a room labeled Courtney's office. A different magma grunt looks with a shocked expression with a text box saying "She's getting called into our boss's office !!!"

panel 6: a drawing of a magma grunt leaning up against the door to Courtney's office to look through the keyhole with the text box "she's 𝅘𝅥𝅮 gonna 𝅘𝅥𝅮 get 𝅘𝅥𝅮 fired!!!"

panel 7: a drawing of Courtney and Zinnia kissing through the keyhole.

Panel 8: a drawing of aster holding a bottle of alcohol next to a magma grunt in the fetal position with a speech bubble saying "Grunt Aster, I need a drink"

end image ID"

[raliciel]

This is the shit they've been doing in ORAS (ref)

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[eizzil2]

Happy Yuritine’s day!!!!!!

[eizzil2]

So frustrating to genuinely like an overhyped male character. Like yes he is a good character and is very well written, but why is he triple as popular as this woman who happens to be literally the most incredibly written character ever. He shouldn’t be more popular than her. It starts to feel sucky to like the character, like I’m part of the problem. It sucks ass.