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@elbenalana
Try working in a bakery all day. Itâs a miracle birds havenât tried to make a nest in my hair yet.Â
And you know you can pull off any look, Alana. Letâs be honest.
Don't be silly, your hair isn't that dry. Not from what I can tell anyways.
That's flattering but let's be honest here, who really wants to pull their hair back every single day? It's so damaging anyways.
I donât usually mind the rain, I think itâs refreshing, in a way? Â Like a cleansing kind of thing. Â Bad hair days are just unavoidable for me; I just wear a ponytail most days. Â Besides, Iâm working with kids and itâs better to keep my hair out of armâs reach. Â But wow! Â I keep talking about me! You have very lovely hair, actually. Â Iâm sure it looks good no matter what.
I don't mind the rain every once in a while but every single day is such a drag. When it starts to rain more often than not, it takes its toll on my hair days. Ponytails are so basic, though. They're nice if I'm running late which is hardly ever--of course--but other than that they serve little to no purpose for my life. And of course it is. Thank you for noticing.Â
You'd think I'd learn by now. It's the same every single year. Â April showers don't bring May Flowers...April showers just bring terrible humidity and even worse hair days. I hate wearing my hair up but I almost have to some days.Â
Cafe con Leche || Ace & Alana
That made one hell of a sound.
There couldnât have been much better than driving around in a brand new car, but it sure as hell sweetened the deal when it was on the Tartarus Police Departmentâs dime. Detective Ace Marna had been driving that piece of shit police cruiser for the past six months. Maybe nine. Maybe a fucking year, hell if he knew. It had been generously borrowed from the precinct as his only form of transportation since he lost the Hornet to Hurricane Fuckface more than a year ago, like some terrible hand-me-down from your douchebag older brother. Besides the rusted back bumper, the car was far beyond its prime and by the time Ace had finished with it, it was worn enough to have achieved a tenured place in junkyard hell, or in the hands of some naĂŻve rookie who had barely earned his badge.
But all of that was behind him now. Ace had been in Australia for the past month, spending time in a country just like his own with a few less sheep, out on a beach somewhere, far, far away from his desk full of paperwork and a town full of jackass rich people with everything to lose. Though, every place had its problems and he wasnât exactly disappointed when he boarded the plane back to Tartarus. He had certainly deserved his vacation, in his own opinion, a month of paid leave from a grateful city for his continuing service. If that was what you wanted to call it. And now, there was this.
The car made a smooth turn on to main street, cruising well above the accepted speed limit. Even if Ace wasnât the only cop on patrol that morning, he wasnât sure the he could have cared. The newly washed side of the car glistened in the afternoon sun. It was a few model years old, but that didnât matter. It was still the newest damned thing that Ace had ever driven and that had to count for something. The outside was jet black, all the way around, blemished on each side by the large police department logo that made a statement to the whole fucking world about who owned it, even without the long plastic light bar that was plastered to the roof. The inside, despite the heat in fucking New Zealand was dark leather, with the passenger seat already strewn with papers and folders that Ace had carelessly tossed there on his way from one place to another. Organisation was yet another point of pride in his work that Ace had never gotten the hang of.
It was his lunch break and he was on his way to a coffee shop on the main street. At this point, all he could hope for was that some jackass wouldnât reel him back to the office with some bullshit that nearly everyone else was capable of handling. He swung gracelessly into a parking spot out front and stepped out of the car. The day was fucking hot. Easily in the eighties or nineties at least, even at eleven AM, and the way the sun was hanging in the sky, it was clear that they hadnât seen the worst of it. He was sure it was too damned early for an on-duty cop to grab a beer, but he was also certain that it wouldnât have been the first time. Nor would it have been the last.
He set food into the shop and slid his sunglasses onto his shirt and took his place in a booth on the side. Even at lunch time, the place was close to empty. Someone had taken their place at the booth behind him and another person or two sat at the counter, discussing the dull as shit affairs of the day over a cup of lukewarm coffee. Welcome back to town. It was then that Ace recognised a familiar face standing out in the emptiness of the place, âWell, hello there.â
Zero fucks. Thatâs exactly what Alana had for the writers who didnât meet their deadlines and got their front pages swiped out from under their noses. They were given deadlines weeks in advance to make stories, and for those writers who sat around and procrastinated until the deadline spit in their faces? Well, Alana wouldnât be sad to see them go. However, she would be saddened if her feet couldnât get her out of the office fast enough so she could stuff something in her stomach before it decided to wrap around her backbone and swallow it whole. She didnât even care if it was that disgusting diner around the corner where she ate, she just had to get something in her stomach. But going to that stupid diner meant that it would be quicker to walk and in the heels she had decided to wear that morning, which was going to be a pain in the ass.
Quite literally.
But for once, Alana let her stomach win the fight over which discomfort was greater. With a heavy sigh, she glanced down at her pencil skirt and debated whether or not she could catch a taxi in the next 30 seconds but that would be risking the fabric of her new skirt and it would be horrendous if something happened to it. Especially since she definitely wouldnât have time to go home if she ate at the diner and change her skirt and there was a very real possibility that she would sit in something in the cab and that was certainly not okay by any standardsâreal or one Alana made up in her head to keep her reputation in place. So, she walked. Her heels clicking effortlesslyâif a bit angrilyâon the concrete sidewalk and the high almost-noon sun beating down on the back of her blouse. If there was anything Alana hated more than taxi-cabs, it was sweating. And now she might be forced to endure both in one day.
This definitely had to be a day straight from hell. Though honestly, she was just relieved when she opened the door to the smelly diner and she was greeted by a blast of cool air. And she might have thought it was going to start looking up from this point in her day, until she heard that slick voice, âWell, hello there.â
Ace. It had to be. And with a sideways glance and a roll of her eyes, Alana confirmed it was indeed the man she hadnât seen in months. Really, if she didnât think she was being crazy, she would say itâs been at least a year. But of course she didnât say anything about it. Of course she didnât mention it. She took a seat in front of him, with her sly little smile, and folded her hands neatly in front of her and waved towards the waitress for a menu. She didnât say anything for a few moments, though she kept looking at him over the top of her menu before she finally spoke up. âWell. Nice to see youâre still alive.â It was short, curt and to the point. What else was she supposed to say? Howâs the weather? Howâs the family? Whatâs Henry been up to? It was absurd. And the more she thought about it, the more Alana was sure she should have gone to her favorite sushi bar.
I did the most ironic thing I could think of on the spot. Halloween is just another excuse to spend money on clothes to impress someone who would be impressed either way--or not. Anyways, I'm a badass depiction of Passion.
The Real Housewives of Tartarus || Heath & Alana
Flicking the lighter on, Heath went to light Alanaâs cigarette before his own. âDonât let it ever be said that Iâm not a gentleman.â He remarked with a small grin before bringing the lighter back to his own cigarette. After lighting it, he threw the lighter onto his desk and took a deep drag as he considered her question. Well, what would it be today? What exactly Heath been doing the last few weeks. Usually their little sessions were full to brim of him bitching about every person in town about every single thing theyâd done. Hell, one week heâd gone on a thirty minute rant about how someone had dropped some litter outside of his apartment building. And honestly Heath didnât even care that much. His building was a cesspool anyway, one more piece of litter wasnât going to change that. Most of the time, his whining and loathing of others amounted to the unhappiness deeply set in his own life.
Lately though things had been different. Part of that was down to the fact he and his brother were on speaking terms again, but mostly it was due to the fact that heâd been somewhat⌠distracted as of late. Turns out passively hating everyone and their mother was a lot more work than it seemed. Especially when you were infatuated with the local florist. Yeah, there was something he definitely wasnât going to tell Alana about. He was sure that would make for a great story, but he still wasnât exactly comfortable about admitting the two of them were in a relationship. If you could even call it that. Of course there was a 99% chance Alana would find out about the two of them soon enough anyway. That little brat at the party had already found out about them. And she hadnât even been trying!
He jumped up from the desk as soon as heâd taken his first drag of the cigarette and began pacing up and down the room. âI donât know, things have been dying down around here lately. People arenât been asshats as much as they used to be. Or maybe they are and I just havenât been paying attention.â He tapped some ashes onto the floor. The office was already a dump, he didnât really care that much about itâs upkeep.
âI guess Iâve just lost my edge over the past few weeks.â The thought alone was unsettling. For God knows how long, this was all Heath had been, and heâd been comfortable with that. Heâd known his place and where exactly he stood with people. But now..? He didnât even know what to think. He couldnât simply hate Zach out of principle any more. And with Poppy came a whole mess of trouble. As if to vent a little frustration, Heath took another drag from his cigarette and sauntered over to the window. âI bet this is turning out to be a disappointing session for you, huh?â
Sticking her feet back up on the edge of the desk as Heath stood up and paced, Alana took a sizable drag off her own cigarette, somehow managing to look the poster of femininity. "I think I liked you better when you weren't a gentleman." A big part of Alana wanted to sigh and walk out. It wasn't the friend she'd left in Tartarus and frankly she didn't know what to do with him now that he wasn't perpetually angry at everyone. The journalist cogs starting turning in her head the longer he spoke about the little material he had to work with, which meant something had seriously changed in his life since her absence and a lot of her was dying to find out what.
"I guess if that's what you call losing your edge," she said lethargically, tapping her foot to a tune in her head only she could hear at that very moment. "I prefer 'burning out' equally as satisfying to the tip of the tongue." Alana Elben never prided herself on being nice, and there were one of a few options she could take at this point.
If Alana was a good friend, she might sit up listen to whatever story he had for in stride. She'd show just the right emotions at just the right times and then the friendship they had could be considered genuine. Not that the camaraderie they shared now wasn't genuine, but it was a genuine pain in the ass for Tartarus. Another one of her options were to admit defeat, put out her cigarette on the handle of his office chair and leave in a storm of heels and silence, but she wasn't one to leave quietly nor admit defeat. That plan was surely scratched before it even started. On the other hand, she could demand answers to his innermost thoughts and not leave until she got them. That sounded more like something she'd do but was not conniving enough to become an executed plan either. What Alana would end up doing was weaseling it out of Heath. Slowly and surely like a splinter that just refused to give up the fight.
"Disappointing? Not yet. But it still has the potential to be." She let her ashes fall to the floor before she took another smaller drag. She debated for a some small moments whether she'd flat out ask or play coy for a little while longer. She wanted to know what had crawled under his skin, other than the brother he most of the time didn't like. It had to be more than familial problems that were eating away at his resolve to hate the town to its core. "So what is it? Someone put something in your cornflakes besides piss this morning? Someone twiddle your diddle?" She waggled her eyebrows in his direction, curious if he'd managed to fall into someone's arms while she was away. He'd never let her set him up, and for the most part she didn't push him on that...much. She enjoyed the matchmaking at the beginning. The weddings are what she hoped to ruin.