Unacceptable. Splendid.

Sup fuckos! This is my 2.6% serious blog. My name is Hedvig, I'm an 19 year old swede. I mostly shitpost, but sometimes I make horrible ~art~. Sometimes I combine the two 😙🎶

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Made this boat out of gingerbread. If you don’t speak Swedish, you are blessed enough to escape the terrible pun.

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anybody else pronounce jfk ”jesus fucking krist” in your head??

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Fusion dance

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The frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy

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Real footage of the Riddler riding the Penguin.

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When playing with candle wax goes too far

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🎶All around me are familiar feces 🎶

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Oswald alerting the guards like:

Magikarp used splash. It's super effective.

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Fantastic Mr. Fox and the wifey

(with a bonus)

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my naym is Link and wen is nite or eevil cunt i hav too fite althogh im jost a littul childe i go outsyd i lik the wilde

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My thoughts on april

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*cleans my room so that my cat will want to chill there*

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Yesyesyes this is just what I need I've always wanted to look like a used tampon!!!!

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Got tagged by @vareidow and not entirely sure what to do with it. Oh well, I’ll at least answer. Here goes

1.) Country you’d like to visit? I kinda want to go to South Africa and volunteer work with orphaned rhinos. I read about it a while ago but I’m still in school so we’ll see.

2.) Do you have any nicknames? Some of my friends call me Heddan, but fuckface or pendeja usually work to get my attention.

3.) Favourite season? Autumn probably. It’s less disappointing than any other season and also cozy af. Orange. Nice.

4.) Last song you listened to? I’m not entirely sure, but “Falling down” by muse is probably the safest bet.

5.) 200 wasps or 2000 fire ants? Oh boy, I guess the ants wouldn’t get in my hair at least?? I have to pick the ants. I can go stand in a puddle of water and be untouchable.

6.) Favourite animal (to keep as a pet/look at bc they’re rad)? Lizards are rad AND I’d like to keep one or two as a pet but my fam won’t let me. I’m also a cat person 100%.

7.) Favourite animal (to eat)? Gummy bears maybe?? (I don’t eat meat)

8.) Weapon of choice? Immersion blender.

9.) WHAT TEAM?? West High Knights. Fuck y'all

10.) Favourite chips flavour? Basic bitch sour cream and onion

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We tried to make Jabba the Hutt, but it looks more like Kim Jong Un