Welcome to my Non-Influencer life 😉

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My beautiful NYC

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Change of plans...

No more vlogging my real life... I wouldn’t invite that people to come to my house and visit me. So why record it all for them to have a virtual visit of my privacy while sitting their broken asses in the couch and looking at my life and sending negativity? No, thanks! I’m good...

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If you abandoned me when I was drinking water from the sink, don't dare to show up when I'm having my champagne.

Myself This is for all the bitches that ignores my online projects, because they’re low life losers, but once it becomes successful, they’ll be the first ones to show up, as fake as hell, saying “I’ve always supported you my friend... blah blah blah” Fcku you all fakes ones.

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He takes care of me 😍💛 My Ed!

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Working hard on planning my new YouTube channel...

Ok, I already had thousands of channels and it’s been an incredible journey so far, making mistakes, learning from it... knowing the algorithm and dealing with it (sometimes it’s really hard and painful, lol)... and here I am. I finally found a project I see myself into, being the face of it and I’m really excited, because Ed helped me on creating the background, ideas and more... So I’m really happy, excited and grateful for being so blessed for having him besides me for everything I need him... He’s the only one always supporting my goals and projects. Everyone else are just stupid mummies with no reaction or support when it comes to YouTube... I’d like to know why they do have this jealousy + illness when it comes to something that’d make me really happy. Maybe because they never wanted me happy... (and they know that) But... who cares? I don’t need them at all.

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Yes, I’m a fan of his food and everything else he does. Sooooooo good! And now we’re going to have that famous #tiktok recipe of pasta with feta cheese and cherry tomatoes... I even posted it on my YouTube channel... and it’s the most viewed video of the entire channel. We’re on YouTube as Eddie and Carlos

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Another amazing V’day with my Ed...

Ok, let’s start from the funniest part...  I was sleeping, I mean, lazy napping... as usually happens (I don’t know why, but sometimes at nights I feel hot, turn the fan on and still I feel hot... detail: we’re living in Utah and it’s winter, maybe our heater is adjusted to tropical temperatures, I am not sure...) So... I was in the room and I just noticed Ed wasn’t there anymore, so I couldn’t sleep longer and soon the fire alarm started... lol...  I woke up with the fire alarm sounds and once I got into the room to check if he was ok, I just messed up his Valentine’s Day breakfast surprise... which was actually deliciously amazing! He prepared Eggs Benedict and it was divine! Well, he’s a super talented chef, graduated in one of the top universities in the world for culinary arts. So I don’t need to mention food was delicious, because it’s kinda obvious, specially when it comes from my Sheriff Ed... the guy can cook! for real! Another year spending this lovely and special day with him. I’m truly lucky and blessed for having him in my life. He’s the best part of me.

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Rest peacefully in heaven Elisa Lam...

I’m kinda shocked now, I was doing some research for my YouTube show and I got into the profile of Elisa Lam, which case shocked the entire world and recently has been documented on Netflix. And her profile is so reach of contents showing she was a nice person, with a kind heart, just asking for a normal life...  I’ll pray for her soul to Rest In Peace and happily in heaven.  I’m still impressed by the show and how everything happened.

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Valentine’s Day

My better half Ed is in our bedroom ready to sleep, but I still hear his tiktok on his phone, so he’s not sleepy at all... (as always... thanks to my nice arms to sleep on and he misses like I miss his as well...) So, I’ll prepare a lovely and meaningful instagram post and I’ll head to bed...  Tomorrow I gotta work, record at least two episodes of my new show on YouTube and also spend the entire day with my love, because, come on, it’s Valentine’s day...

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Yes, and it applies in every cases: relationships, fake friends, family, relatives, school mates, roommates... everybody. We never know when we’ll be offering our best to the wrong people, right? Amen?

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My first post...

Wow, it’s been forever since the last time I used Tumblr, I was still in Brazil, posting stuff in Portuguese and for ages I thought I wouldn’t return to this incredible platform where I always felt great with sharing my days, thoughts, pictures... It’s been sooooooo long... But daddy is back! 😉🚀