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Splashing Paws: I don’t know what your game is, or why you didn’t do it on April Fools itself, but I will figure it out! You’re not catching me off guard this year!

Frozen Teeth: You can keep telling yourself that as much as you’d like, but it wont change the outcome!

Snow Dazzle: ....So did you?

Frozen Teeth: Did I what?

Snow Dazzle: Set your prank in motion already? Usually you end up dragging me into it, but you haven’t said anything.

Frozen Teeth: Oh there isn’t a prank, I didn’t even realise what day it was until Splashing Paws stormed over to us and had a fit. Truthfully though, after seeing his reaction, leaving him on edge like this might actually be even more entertaining than what I had in mind~

#elementcats #the elementcats show #splashing paws #frozen teeth #snow dazzle #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Star Slash: Yo! What the fuck?! That could have hit me!

Crypta: That was kinda the point.

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Frozen Teeth: Did you block my number again?

Splashing Paws: I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t keep sending me random emojis every few minutes, while I was trying to fucking sleep.

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Star Slash: How the hell did this even happen?!

Raging Fire: Tripped over a tree root on my way home and tumbled headfirst through a secret fae portal.

#scrapped episode 1 script in a nutshell #elementcats #the elementcats show #star slash #raging fire #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Rose Thorn: If this is your way of flirting, you’re doing a terrible job at it.

Star Slash: Then what would you suggest?

Rose Thorn: Not throwing knives at the object of your affection, for one.

Star Slash: In my defense, you do look very attractive when you catch them like that.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #rose thorn #star slash #roseslash #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Rose Thorn: The police are here.

Raging Fire: Gross. What do they want?

Rose Thorn: They said something about mysterious fires, and you being seen in the vicinity of several of them?

Raging Fire: Ah, I thought it was going to be about the murders. Oh well, I’ll be there in a sec.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #i thought its sorta fitting since hes a fire element #raging fire #rose thorn #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

STATIC: Do you always attack people you’ve just met?

Snow Dazzle: I do if they’ve broken into my fucking house!

STATIC: Your hou-….I’m sorry, what house number is this?

Snow Dazzle: ….26.

STATIC: ….Ah.

#HELP HELP WHAT IF THIS WAS HOW THE TWO MET #not gonna be made canon but its still funny #elementcats #the elementcats show #snow dazzle #STATIC #frozen teeth #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Splashing Paws: There’s a demon sitting in your bathtub.

Snow Dazzle: Oh that’s just STATIC, don’t worry, they’re chill.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #splashing paws #snow dazzle #STATIC #frozen teeth #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Splashing Paws: This plan is stupid.

Raging Fire: Yes, but unfortunately stupid is all we’ve got.

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Rose Thorn: ....What do you think they’re doing?

Splashing Paws: I don’t know, and I really don’t want to find out.

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Rose Thorn, about Crypta: Why don’t you just.... you know, go no contact?

Tad: Because we live in the same fucking apartment building, moron.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #rose thorn #telltale symbol #tad #crypta and tad's dynamic #crypto symbol #crypta #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Star Slash: *sighs*

Comet Whiskers: You're bored?

Star Slash: Yeah.

Comet Whiskers: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Star Slash: Thought you'd never ask.

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Frozen Teeth: What color are Rose Thorn's eyes?

Splashing Paws: The crystal blue shine of ice when it’s melting on a warm summer day.

Comet Whiskers: ...What?

Splashing Paws: I said blue.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #frozen teeth #rose thorn #splashing paws #comet whiskers #splashrose #implied splashrose #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

Comet Whiskers: Where the heck do you keep pulling all of those snacks from?

Rose Thorn, continuing to pull fruit gummies out of her hat: None of your business.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #rose thorn #comet whiskers #source: write-it-motherfuckers #incorrect quotes

Rose Thorn: While I’m gone, Raging Fire, you’re in charge.

Raging Fire: Yes!

Rose Thorn, whispering: Splashing Paws, you’re secretly in charge.

Splashing Paws: Obviously.

#elementcats #the elementcats show #rose thorn #raging fire #splashing paws #source: the amazing world of gumball #incorrect quotes

Splashing Paws: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.

Raging Fire: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable!

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"I'm immortal until proven otherwise."

- Frozen Teeth

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