#crypto symbol

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Crypta, reading an outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says

Mythsia, who has an extremely obvious crush on Crypta, and is getting more obvious every day: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position  👉👈

Crypta: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter

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Star Slash: Yo! What the fuck?! That could have hit me!

Crypta: That was kinda the point.

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Mythsia: Woah, are you ok?! What’s wrong?!

Crypta: Oh, nothing much. Just accidentally bound my soul to that of someone who should have been fictional, but somehow isn’t, and is now stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

Mythsia: ...I’m sorry I asked.

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Crypta: Fucking hell, you’ve grown a lot since I last saw you... and you changed your fur too! I almost didn’t recognize you!

Frozen Teeth: That’s kind of the point.

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Frozen Teeth: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Crypta: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Crypta: Our mom did it, and I'm not a serial killer yet.

Tad: You always add yet at the end of that sentence.

Crypta: Just trying to keep my options open.

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Crypta: *wearing a very sparkly, non-intimidating outfit, in a place she definitely shouldn’t be in*

Raging Fire: Who the hell are you?

Crypta: Well, I wanted to say “the villain in your worst nightmare,” but given my outfit I don’t think that’s appropriate.

Raging Fire: .....

Crypta: Maybe a mildly infuriating character from an anxiety dream?