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Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw
reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing
TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour - Los Angeles, CA - August 9th, 2023. Photographed by Kevin Winter for Getty Images.
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Many young wizards have taken to transmuting swans into humans and marrying them. One day, you are lucky enough to find a swan in the wild, and without hesitating, you turn it into a beautiful lady. Unfortunately, that ‘swan’, was a goose. You have just given a goose a human form.
After I explained the mistake, she laughed uproariously.
“You’re damn lucky I’m not a swan!” she said, wiping tears from her eyes. “They get by on their reputation for being pretty and graceful, but buddy, a swan ain’t nothing but a bigger, meaner goose. What do you all want swan wives for anyway?”
I opened my mouth and then shut it again. Honestly, I hadn’t actually stopped to think about that much. It had become a mark of status, having a demure, graceful woman following on your arm, always dressed in white and gazing soulfully about.
“They all seem very nice,” I said finally.
She pursed her lips thoughtfully as she finished pulling on the robes I’d brought with me. “Then there’s something else going on,” she said. “I’ve met my share of swans and not a one of them would put up with that shit. Are you sure they were swans to begin with?”
“Well, no, now that you mention it. I mean, everyone says that’s what they are, but I’ve never actually seen anyone else do it.”
“Do they talk? Act like humans? Do they seem intelligent?”
“Well, they are humans, so I suppose they must be, right?” This conversation was not going the way I had expected it to.
“Hah! Fat chance. Transmutation is just changing the shape of a thing. You turn a swan into a human and all you’ve done is put a swan mind in a human-shaped box. Wouldn’t do a wizard much good to be able to turn into a wolf or whatever if they suddenly only had a wolf’s brain to work with, would it?”
“So, you’re saying that if those women were swans originally, they’d still act like swans?”
“Hoo boy yeah,” she said. “Absolutely. Hissing, biting people, trying to build nests, shitting everywhere. The works.”
“Wait, but what about you?” I asked, desperately trying to get the conversation back on track. “You seem like a human, but you were a goose ten minutes ago.”
She grinned wickedly at me.
“I was shaped like a goose ten minutes ago,” she said. “And I appreciate the makeover. But I wasn’t a goose to begin with. Now come on. There’s something hella creepy going on around here, and we’re gonna figure out what.”
She started walking back up the path towards town.
“Wait!” I shouted, hurrying after her, “If you weren’t a goose, then what are you? And what’s your name?”
“You can call me Gwydd,” she said. “And as for what I am, it’s a long story. I’ll tell you some day. But first, you’re going to tell me everything you know about these swan ladies.”
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In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893
get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)
Donald and Dog, me, 2019
I’m usually pretty quiet here, but I’m here to announce that I am trying to launch a program that benefits Transgender, Nonbinary, and Gender Non-conforming individuals that live within the Central Valley in California. My program is called the Gender Affirming Garment Program, which will provide individuals with gender affirming garments such as binders, packers, breast forms, and tucking underwear for free or at a significantly reduced cost. This program is provided through the San Joaquin Pride Center, a 501©3 nonprofit organization whose mission is to serve the diverse LGBT+ community within San Joaquin County and surrounding areas. We provide services as far out as Fresno county.
Applications for the program are OPEN for individuals to be put on our waitlist. Gender-affirming garments are sometimes lifesaving, as they can help quiet dysphoria and promote gender euphoria by potentially aligning a TGNC person’s body with their gender identity and expression.
You are eligible to apply if you live within or near the Central Valley California* AND if any of the following applies to you:
You are 13 years old or younger and have a parent or guardian to apply for you, AND live within or near the Central Valley, California
You are 14-18 years old, AND live within or near the Central Valley, California
You are over 18 years old, experience financial hardship, cannot afford the cost of a garment, or cannot otherwise obtain a garment yourself, AND live within or near the Central Valley, California
*The Central Valley includes the following counties: San Joaquin, Stanislaus, Merced, Tuolumne, Mariposa, Madera, Fresno, Kings, and Kern. Applicants that live outside of these counties but are still able to access transportation to the San Joaquin Pride Center are encouraged to apply.
Even if you do not think you meet the eligibility requirements listed above, it is still recommended that you complete an application anyways. The Pride Center is always willing to be flexible and work with you.
Apply to get on the waitlist here: https://forms.gle/Ta36FxA3Dtq4DUPT7
In order for us to officially launch our program to provide these affirming garments to transgender folks in need, we need sponsors and donors.
We hope to reach our goal of raising $2,000 to officially launch our Affirming Garment Program by Transgender Day of Visibility, March 31st.
As many of you know, countless anti-transgender bills are sweeping across the nation, attacking transgender, nonbinary, and gender non-conforming individuals rights to affirming healthcare, the ability to dress in a gender-affirming way, and even the right to exist. This makes this year’s Transgender Day of Visibility that much more important. This year, we must do all that we can to empower, uplift, and support our transgender community members.
Here’s how you can help:
We accept donations in any amount via cash, check, or through paypal at paypal.me/sjpridecenter , you can purchase something from our TRANSform Amazon Wishlist* at https://www.amazon.com/registries/custom/5QS40UZNYE5Y/guest-view , OR you can become a sponsor by donating a specific amount.
*Please Note: All purchases from the Amazon wish list will be mailed to Manteca California due to our mail getting stolen from the center constantly :^)
Sponsor an affirming garment: $50
Sponsor an applicant: $100
Sponsors will be given a special shoutout in our newsletter, and our sponsored applicants will be notified of who is sponsoring their garments. If you make a donation or want to be a sponsor, please email James (me) at [email protected] with the following info:
-Name
-Phone Number
-Sponsorship Level, Donation Amount, or Amazon Purchase
-Proof of your completed donation (such as a screenshot, receipt, etc)
-(optional) A special message to give to the individual your donation will be sponsoring
We need the help of our community and our allies to be able to provide these crucial services to our transgender community. Please donate if you can, and help spread the word!
The links on previous versions of this post were broken due to tumblr not allowing a link shortener like cuttly. Please reblog this version instead!
And once again, if you have any questions or concerns you can reach me directly at [email protected], through private message here, or via anonymous ask here if you want to remain anonymous.
love the tumblr poll feature bc on twitter polls are genuine questions and here its like
WHO WOULG?E
"dinner"
It is my cat.
Tf2 players have the best usernames sometimes