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Theo: Listen here, you son of a bitch.

Griffin, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was actually an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

Theo: I meant your father??

Griffin: ...

Griffin: Continue.

#griffin #darkening #theo m

Vid: how do three volitali well over 500 not have $500 between them?

Hoseok, Ichi, and Ixchel: they're— the economy is in shambles

#hoseok mahito #ichi mahito #ixchel #vid brk #darkening

Kai: KSHDJSHFJD

Griffin: What is that

Kai: a keyboard smash

Griffin: How do I do it

Kai: just press anything

Griffin: 7

#he tries his best.......#griffin #kai m #kaiffin #darkening

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the one who controls light* *the seer* *the shapeshifter* *the used-to-be-evil shapeshifter* *the immortal* *the slightly older immortal* *the one who's half bug* *the empath*

#darkening #ichi mahito #vid brk #griffin #aza galanis #hoseok mahito #razz m #theo m #kai m

hoseok at 15: god i hope nobody realises im gay

hoseok at 600: yes im gay yes im living with another man yes we have a son who the fuck asked you

#he had many years to be repressed. and many more he will have to be gay and chaotic.#i tweaked the quote a bit to fit him hehehehe #well aside from the six hundred years that is #also i know who that man is but i still havent got around to that so! nameless man from the xx/xix century!!!!!!!#hoseok mahito #darkening

Shua: now when you’ve been around as long as i have -

Ichi: Joshua for perspective i am older than christianity

#he feels special okay #shua black #ichi mahito #darkening

Matthew: so what do you do in your free time?

Joseph: I stalk people.

Matthew: okay... Well, I like to go running.

Joseph: I know.

#this is before (redacted) happened when they were still homoerotic enemies #joseph staine #matthew berry #thicker than water

Hoseok: let's play 20 questions

Kai: okay... do you have any pet peeves

Hoseok: yeah i have baby dragons are you into dudes

#darkening #kaiseok #kai m #hoseok mahito

guards: [approach Hoseok's corpse on the ground, so as to move his body to a cell]

Hoseok: Oi! Get off!

Hoseok: I've just been executed. Show a little respect.

#hoseok lee #darkening

Ichi: He kissed you, and you said thank you?

Hoseok: Yes.

Ichi: Well, that was very polite.

#ichi mahito #hoseok lee #darkening

Kai: vibe check *blows up AeCorp*

#kai m #darkening

Aeron: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming toward me?

Vid: I can't beat the shit out of you from far away.

#darkening #vid brk #aeron

Razz: you took everything from me!

Aeron: I don't even know who you are

#aeron #darkening #razz m

Hoseok, at Ichi's funeral: can I have a moment alone with her?

Vid: Of course. [leaves]

Hoseok, leaning over the side of the coffin: I know you're not dead.

Ichi: yeah, no shit.

#darkening #vid brk #lee hoseok #ichi mahito

kai: you look nice, i wanna kiss you

griffin: what?

kai: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

#darkening #kai m #griffin #kaiffin

Vid: anything on your mind, Kai?

Kai: well

Kai: Hoseok looks so out of my league that when we went grocery shopping, the cashier put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries

#im laughign so hardskajfjsjfjsbfb #kai m #lee hoseok #darkening #kaiseok

Kai: *gesturing to Griffin* Look at him! He’s a master manipulator. Can we even trust him? He could be purposefully leading us astray to murder us in the middle of the woods and bury our bodies and we wouldn’t even know it!!

Griffin: (´•ω•`✿)

#kai m #griffin #darkening

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