Everything Is Under Control

TMA RP account He/They

[eliass-bitchard]

Hello. My name is Elias Bouchard, head of the Magnus Institute, London.

and im the REAL elias, former filing clerk, current professional annoyance to the asshole in MY head.

Don’t mind him. Anyway, this blog is for a mix of uses, so personal and business inquiries are both welcome.

Hello! @kaydenbreachedcontainment here with blog #8 (this isn’t a problem wdym)

This is for my silly Jonah-only-managed-to-get-one-eye-switched AU. Basically Jonah (in his previous body) was doing his spooky eye thing to take over Elias’ body when Gertrude came to ask him a question. He hid a half-conscious Elias and himself in a storage closet, but Elias managed to rip out one of Jonah’s eyes and crush it. Jonah had no choice but to put Elias’ original eye back in, and when he transferred bodies he had only partial control. His will is stronger than Elias’ but some of the time Elias will manage to get control and chaos ensues.

Usual rp rules, no nsfw though im fine with flirting bc its funny and they’re both zesty mfs. Magic anons are encouraged bc silly. Also I love it when hello jon, apologies for the deception

heres his design:

he has unintentional heterochromia, Elias’ eye is the blue one and the one that needs a prescription, hence the monocle.

[eliass-bitchard]

…there are two of you. Huh. Anyways, what are both of your feelings regarding crows? - @basra-of-the-crows

I haven’t the faintest clue what you mean about there being two of us, but I am neutral on them.

I LOVE CROWS THEY LIEK THE SHINIESSSS

[martinblackwoodofficial]

The Magnus Institute · 42 Millbank, London SW1P 4RQ, United Kingdom

★★★★☆ · Non-profit organization

Hey guys!

Sorry to bring this onto here, but Elias promised me and the rest of the insusitute a raise if we got good reviews!

would you all please leave a few good reviews?

[eliass-bitchard]

Jingle jingle, I said your favorite word, raise!

[eliass-bitchard]

Can you see through the eyes of a potato? 🥔

Never tried.

Yep. Nice hair.

[eliass-bitchard]

Elias Shaw superiority Shaw is the better Elias

I beg to differ.

[stratfordsympathizer]

i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

[eliass-bitchard]

projecting my illness and pain onto Jonah’s eye specifically hiiiiiii

Ouch- Rude-

hah loser get eye ached

[eliass-bitchard]

Jonah Fagnus 🫵🫵

If you are making a jab at my taste in partners, I must assure you I am most comfortable with it and have no shame in saying so.

Bruh i think it was just a play on words-

[eliass-bitchard]

The Fear you serve is not the one you fear most.

You are not the only one who is watching. Who is waiting.

Be seeing you, Jonah.

Terminus

Not if I have any say in it.

[eliass-bitchard]

Elias either of you. Idk if its through stoner knowledge or through the eye but how do I sober up quickly??? Im tripping the actual fuck out and my boss is apparently checking in on everyone in like half an hour??? Im so fucked-

-🍋

uhhhhh you really cant? drink water and try to focus? idk man

Unfortunately the only thing you can do is hydrate and wait.

[eliass-bitchard]

A statement...? I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I'll look into a Magnus Institute in my world.

–📷

I wish you luck in your endeavors.

[eliass-bitchard]

I see. And what of dreams? Repetitive dreams, repeating themes over the course of decades, that sort of thing?

–📷

Typically we don’t take dreams too seriously, but if these dreams have real life implications or are clairvoyant, you could give a statement.

[eliass-bitchard]

So, the Magnus Institute. I can't say I've ever heard of the place; what do you all get up to?

–📷

We research and study the Supernatural and Esoteric.

Be gay, do supernatural crime. Also steal people’s eyes.

[eliass-bitchard]

Oh, I know a version of you, Elias, in my world! Not very well, mind, but we've met before. I'm... not going to ask what's happening here.

–📷

//ooc: I decided against making a blog for Protocol!Camille, but I figured I could still send stuff as a "character anon."

yeah shits crazy man

[eliass-bitchard]

Wjilll you drink with me?

Absolutely

[eliass-bitchard]

elias you just lost The Game

The what?

OH fUCK YOU.

[eliass-bitchard]

Hlep im dricnk

Have fun!