Eli

[elijah-kiwi]

Masterlist:

Link issues:

Edit: i have now stopped writing on this acc (for now?) but ive been having issues with the linking on my masterlist. Sometimes i need to update the app for them to work and sometimes i have to re-do them completely. if you do find a title that you would like to read but the link doesnt work then you could scroll through all of my posts. They are all pretty much in order from newest to oldest on this masterlist and i dont have too many posts on here anyway. You could also post a message to this masterlist and ask for the link to a specific fic, but im not sure how often i’ll be checking this acc. Im sorry for any disappointment if these links dont work but any fics that have been deleted or no longer exist will be removed from the masterlist too so any you see on here i do still have posted. Thank you for reading and i hope you find what you’re looking for :)

ZSakuva:

(The latest will be at the top)

- Old habits die hard

Xanthus x love

When walking home together after a date Xanthus notices an odd habit that Love has and points it out

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- In sickness

Xanthus x Love

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- One headcanon for every character I’ve listened to :p

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- Love using references to the internet for fun and Xanthus is an old LOSER

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- To be loved is to be changed

Just a little something for Xanthus set in the alternative universe thingy with the kids :)

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- Documentaries

Xanthus and Love watch TV together, Xanthus is not 1000 years old tho 💔💔 (you’ll understand if you read it trust me)

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- You don’t have shoelaces?

Just Pet and Asirel being silly little dudes

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-Pet and Pickle series:

Pet and Pickle being besties, part two is Pet, Pickle, Barista and Love.

Part 1 here

Part 2 here

Part 3 here

Extra for pet and pickle here

- Dontis x teen reader (platonic)

Reader is 15 and likes to explore abandoned buildings, turns out the building they found was not so abandoned.

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- Xanthus vs period cramps

Readers pronouns are she/her for this work and the title is pretty self-explanatory :)

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My hero academia

-Quirkless news reporter reader headcannons

I love this

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Most will be x reader

I can write fluff and angst but i doubt i’ll do smut since im not really comfortable with it so don’t expect that to be here :p

Thanks to anyone who actually read this post and see yall again hopefully :D baiiii

[elijah-kiwi]

Ignoring how im a little late to the ‘new Xanthus episode’ party, i stand by the movie laws of an off screen death is not a death. And no im not in denial just because Dontis was my favourite youre just crazy

Besides that, this account from now will most likely remain inactive or abandoned. Its nice to know that niche communities do find their places on the internet and will hopefully continue to do so. Although i personally have exams coming up and i doubt i’ll find the time or passion to post frequently if at all, i didnt want to leave this account (as small as it is) and randomly never return. I dont have plans to delete this acc so it will remain an embarrassing online account that will likely haunt me in the future but hey, have you really lived yet if you dont have an embarrassing fan account somewhere online?

Anyways BAIIIII (i say to my non existent audience)

[elijah-kiwi]

Old habits die hard

Xanthus x Love

A/N: we all know how scary it can be walking alone, especially after dark, no matter how many things you do to keep safe the worry that you aren’t really alone is always there. I had this fanfic idea when i realise the visual difference between how people typically walk, since mens centre of gravity is usually in their upper body they walk with their chest and lean forward with each step instead of using their hips like women usually do. Remember to always stay safe in public even if it means making some unusual or even seemingly unnecessary precautions <3

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Xanthus had noticed it when he first started watching you all those months ago. How you would pull your hood down lower and walk in a more hunched position and wear baggy jackets when walking home from work. He didnt think much of it, understanding how dangerous it could be to walk the streets after dark most nights. But tonight is different, you’re walking back from a date together at yet another fancy restaurant and are travelling the short distance back to his home, no more than a ten minute walk.

You know well how strong Xanthus is and how easily he could ward off any dangers you two may face on the cold December night, but you still walk beside him in that same slightly hunched position with your head hanging lower than usual. Honestly, you look like a wannabe thug or drug dealer in suspiciously expensive clothing, like you dont belong at his side and that fact gnaws at him.

“Love, why are you walking so oddly?”

He knows why, he also knows that you arent actively aware that you’re doing it but he asks anyway. He wants you to realise that you have no need to do it when with him on your own.

You pause for a moment, your steps stumbling ever so slightly at the sudden realisation of how stupid you must look to him. You raise your head and sheepishly look in his direction, he dosent look back though, clearly not actually expecting a response.

“Im sorry Xan, its just something i began doing to feel safer, especially after leaving home to live on my own,” you say after taking a moment of recollect yourself.

He dosent reply, taking your hand and lightly squeezing it instead, you dont need to be afraid with him around to protect you, and he would. Till death.

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This is so short but i had the thought and had to write about it, no matter where you live or who you are public transport and dark streets are terrifying. Please stay safe this winter and i hope you all had a happy Xmas :)

Baiii

[elijah-kiwi]

Just checked out my youtube recap for this year and ZSakuVA is my second most listened to artist overall… wonder how that happened

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[elijah-kiwi]

In sickness

Xanthus x Love

A glass of water cant fix everything WHY IS WATER MENTIONED SO MUCH

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As you slowly wake up your mind feels hazy, your body feeling more weighed down than usual. Noticing your dry throat you reach for the bedside table to pick up the glass of water Xanthus always leaves for you at night, ensuring it stays fresh and full, and take sips of it as you slowly sit up. You place down the glass and turn on the lamp beside you and look over to the empty side of the bed, a small frown making its way onto your face as you look around for Xanthus. You know that he likes to sit and read on the armchair by the bookcase in your bedroom and keep an eye on you as you sleep, but he doesn’t seem to be in your shared bedroom at all.

Your feet hit the cold wooden floor and you push yourself up before pausing your movements and beginning to cough, your throat feeling raw and uncomfortable again. You reach for the water once more and take sips as you stand groggily and begin to make your way to the door.

Quiet voices mutter conversation as you tiptoe through the chilly hallway and head towards the main living room. The light from the room stings your eyes as the brightness sends a wave of aching through your head and you groan.

“You’re awake,” you hear Dontis say as you enter the room quietly, Xanthus also speaking, “are you feeling alright, Love? Do you need some more water?”.

“Im okay thank you,” you mumble, your throat still aching from coughing so hard, “i dont feel well”.

Xanthus gives you his full attention immediately, standing to place his hand on your shoulder to help steady your swaying form, something you hadn’t noticed until he steadied you.

“What’s wrong? Does your head hurt? Was it the food you ate from the cafe Dontis took you to? Or maybe you caught something from somebody whilst you were out, i knew i shouldn’t have let you go out with Dontis by yourself…” his questions began rapidly but slowly dwindled into frustrated muttering that you only half registered. Out of the corner of your eye you notice Dontis roll his eyes and begin to stand, silently moving towards the kitchen. How did the pair of them move about so silently? Compared to them you practically announces yourself wherever you went through your footsteps alone.

You were dragged out of you thoughts by Xanthus as he pulls you gently towards the sofa and helps you sit beside him. “Come now Love, tell me whats wrong,” the concern is thick in his tone, he knows that it wont be serious and its probably just a common cold as the winter months have begun to set in recently but he’s no less worried for your health.

“My head hurts…” you mutter, “my whole body aches,” you lean closer to Xanthus and rest your head on his shoulder slowly. He raises a hand and tucks a few strands of hair behind your ear, placing a light kiss on your forehead that feels just a little too warm for his liking.

Just as Xanthus was about to speak, Dontis returns with a tray, he sets it down in front of you both on the coffee table and retreats to his seat. Before you is a small bowl of sliced strawberries, a small cup of herbal tea and two small boxes, one of paracetamol and another of ibuprofen.

“Thank you, Dontis,” Xanthus says quietly as Dontis looks up from the book he had seemingly pulled out of thin air, “its no problem, they are good to have to help you through a common cold,” he smiles softly as you thank him almost silently, your voce coming out as hardly a whisper.

You begin to reach for the fork on the tray but Xanthus stops you, gently pushing your arm back down and encouraging you to lie back against the sofa as he then reaches for the fork and stabs a piece of strawberry, raising it to your lips.

“I can feed myself Xan,” you grumble but he just shushes you and waits for you to open your mouth. You do so and he gently places the strawberry in your mouth and you chew slowly.

Xanthus speaks up again as he returns the fork to pick up another piece of fruit, “I know Love, I lust like taking care of you,” you chuckle and take another piece from the fork.

Once you finish the strawberries and sip on the tea for a while, making your throat feel a thousand times better, you take some medication to help with your headache.

“Would you like to go back to our room together, Love? It is still the middle of the night after all and you should get some more sleep, it’ll help you recover,” xanthus reaches out a hand again as he speaks, rubbing his thumb over your cheek gently.

“Yeah, im still tired anyways… you’ll stay with me though, right?” You turn to look at him and he smiles softly.

“Of course I will, love.”

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I have no idea how to end on a person speaking, do i put a comma? Do i put the full stop after the quotation marks? Do i put two full stops? I DONT KNOW. I’ve been working on this for months, writing then reading and reading it again and editing and hating it and starting over, GOD. But in celebration of Xanthus returning i decided to finish this quickly and post it so i hope it isnt terrible. 0-0

I hope you all have lovely rest of you November and beginning of the festive season :D

[elijah-kiwi]

Am i the only one who is a little disappointed to see some ASMR creators using AI to generate their thumbnails? I know that they put a lot of effort into their work and it takes a while to record and edit and put together the whole video and using AI can cut corners and save time. Its just weird to see something that was generated with no thought or emotion be the first thing you see when viewing their hard work. Having AI represent your work that you spent hours on just seems odd. I mean if you read a book that had an AI generated cover how can you really be sure a human wrote it?

I know it takes longer to commission an artist or draw it yourself or even use a low quality drawing you found on google with no signature on than to just write a prompt and easily have a cover but it just feels lifeless. In my opinion it really takes away from the authenticity of the video. I would much rather have a blank screen with writing on than something that isnt made by a person.

I know this is all my opinion and AI can be a good opportunity for people to have better quality images that have no copyright complications but it really doesn’t sit right with me.

Then not to mention the environmental factors, generative AI is awful for the environment and a huge cause of pollution today. Im not going to get into the complications of it but having man made art to represent your work just feels more authentic and meaningful. Im not here to hate on any creators as people can do what they want and some random person on the internets opinion means absolutely nothing but i just wanted to know other peoples opinion about it.

Thanks for reading if you’re still here lol

[elijah-kiwi]

Asirel: annoyed at somebody probably “come on Pet, tie your shoes, we’re leaving.”

Pet: shrugging “i dont have shoe laces though”

Asirel: eyebrows furrowing “you dont have shoe laces?”

Pet: “nah”

Asirel: looking down “are those… velcro straps?” >:|

Pet: “material gorlll” 凸(¬‿¬)凸

This happened in the new audio trust me. I haven’t listened to it yet but its cannon i swear.

I dont think this is long enough for a taglist but let me know if yall want updating for these too :3

BAIIII

[itsnotalliyh]

Everyone had shoes or whatsoever heels on pet meanwhile mine...

Only wearing long -ish- ass socks.

[elijah-kiwi]

LMAO they would just straight up not wear shoes

(Ignore how i have just realised reblogs dont show up in my inbox) T^T

[elijah-kiwi]

i have recently looked through and read my works and have edited a little for some of them (spelling errors and such) and have realised a lot of them arent even in the masters list (???) so i have added them and im also returning to writing at my own pace. I have a few ideas and im taking my time to ensure that im happy with them (no more late night writing sessions for me) so i hope that i dont find myself disappointed in my writing ability again. :(

I have been working on my english writing skills recently and feel better about them (although my punctuation and grammar are DEAD and gone i swear im so bad at them) so please be patient with me and enjoy the writing i do find the time to put out :D

Im so excited to get back into writing as it is a huge hobby of mine so i’ll be around here in my little corner of the Saqu fandom writing my own little fics :p

Also, THE RETURN OF XANTHUS I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR HE IS BEING WORKED ON AGAIN :D

He is literally one of the only people i write for and want to write for so if you want more Xanthus stuff you’re in the right place └(^o^)┘

Thank you to the people who have read my posts literally ever and im so appreciative that people actually like what i write :)

(This was way too dramatic i didnt even post for a year and i dont even write that much lol, sorry)

[elijah-kiwi]

BRO R U STILL ALIVE?! UR HCS OF PET PICKLE AND BARISTA ARE SO FUNNY LMFAOAOAOAO

IM AROUND HERE AND THERE AND THX SO MUCHHH THEY WERE SO FUN TO MAKE (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ

[elijah-kiwi]

I dont feel like writing anymore, i probably wont post for a while again. Just not feeling too good lol

[elijah-kiwi]

A dream, or a nightmare?

A short drabble thingy

This one is angst but the next will be comfort so bear (bare? Which one is it? Its too late for this shit.) with me, it isnt long but i enjoyed writing this <3

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Her gaze was set on herself in the mirror, dressed in fine materials, weaved into the most expensive of patterns. Her dress trickled down onto the floor slightly though she stood unmoving.

After hearing her quiet breaths appear suddenly, Xanthus decided to depart from the ball he had previously been hosting in search of his uninvited guest. Possibly a thief, probably tonights meal. The door opened swiftly as his eyes found the back of her figure, hair soft and shining in the setting suns light, her posture was poised and she stood with an air of dignity and power. As if she was a goddess that had somehow been misplaced.

He couldnt explain it, yet for the first time in his life, Xanthux stopped and truly looked. He saw a human that was worth so much more than any riches he could offer and suddenly more important than all of the nobility and wealth that chatted and pretended to be civil in his ballroom that seemed all so important a moment ago.

The silence in the room was somewhat melancholy, her breathing was even and as she turned her head slowly, he saw what seemed to be an air of sadness to her. Their eyes met and neither spoke, her eyes grew soft and she took a step toward him.

“Xanthus,” one word. An airy word spoken through a sigh, seeming almost relieved to see him. His name that he had came up with on a whim and held no meaning to him became the most beautiful thing anyone had ever said to him.

She continued to speak, “my love… it has been so long. I have missed you so,” she was quiet in her speech and Xanthus found his throat closing up.

Ha had never met this woman in his life, yet she seemed so familiar, like a melody you adore yet cannot seem to place the name of.

She cupped his cheek in her palm and he found himself leaning into her touch, “it’s too late. Im gone, my love. Im so sorry.” Her eyes teared up and he found himself somewhat frantic, what does she mean? Where is she going? Please stay…

Her hand left his skin and she stepped back, the ache in Xanthus’s heart grew into a jolting pain as his eyes welled with hidden emotion. Confusion, sadness, mourning.

He watched as she lept from the forth story window, as her form disappeared into the open air he rushed forward, finally able to move again, but as he reached his hand down from the window to catch her, she was gone. He was too late. He couldnt save her. She is destined to die. The bond, broken, and his heart, the same.

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I really hope you enjoyed, ive been really stressed lately but i had the sudden urge to write so i am doing so. There will he a part two in around an hour probably so this isn’t tue end, i promise. I know i haven’t been around much bit i do struggle to keep up with hobbys, though i enjoy writing and have for years now.

Hope everyone had a happy easter :)

Taglist:

@xxluneilaxxaus @penelopesbaby @claiestve

@onasvigo

[xxluneilaxxaus]

Happy Easter to you too!

And honestly? Let me butter you up for a sec- just, I’m a very blunt person—the writing was lovely, except these are getting so predictable.

#when will we get this guy back? SAKU keeps mentioning him yet the only pieces of him that we’re fed are these lovely literacy pieces.

[elijah-kiwi]

I get it, but i’m not really writing for fun and yeah it’ll probably he predictable. Im not an author and i just like to write down what pops into my head and hope others enjoy the small idea. And i NEED Xanthus back WE MISS U D:

<33333

[elijah-kiwi]

For the ZSakuva fandom (im not in any others on tumblr so this wouldn’t show up for anyone else but i wanted to specify anyways) (◕◞౪◟◕)

How old are you?

18 and under

18-25

25-30

30-40

40+

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

Im legit just curious and somebody’s prod done this already so don’t answer if you don’t wanna. Am i in a fandom of old ppl yall? (T___T)

[elijah-kiwi]

When Xanthus does something that annoys Love, they will speak in riddles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Xanthus loves a good riddle, but when said riddle is “thats not very skibidi sigma rizz of you”, he absolutely hates it.

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“Love, i don’t think its a good idea for you to go out alone anymore so i’ll go with you if you ever want to go into town”, Xanthus says, casually sitting down next to Love and opening his book.

“… do not come to my town.”

“…”

“…”

“… what?”

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“You know you’ve bonded with a mass murderer?”, Fran exclaims, slowly walking towards Love with two daggers clasped in her palms.

“She said she was twelve!”

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Xanthus leans back after closing the wound on Loves neck, a streak of blood smeared across his cheek.

“… is that hyperpigmentation?”

“Uh, no. Love, its just some blood”

(눈‸눈)

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“So, how did the date go?”, Dontis asks, his gaze not leaving the page as Love throws themself onto the sofa and sprawls out.

“It was fun, we went out to the usual restaurant and he ordered red wine and a side of bread sticks, seriously, people are gonna think he has a damn eating disorder. He claims that he’s saving room for my blood but we all know he just likes bread sticks too much.”

“… sounds like it was interesting”

“…”

“And then i take him to my penthouse, and i freak it” (◉◞౪◟◉)

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Uhh i think imma post a poll in a sec cus i want to (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

I am not dead but exam week has come and gone and now im awaiting results, PRAY FOR ME PLS

[elijah-kiwi]

I seriously couldnt be in Loves situation (kidnapped with Dontis and Xanthus) because when im nervous or dont have anything to do i vocally (and physically) stim, but it would be HILARIOUS

Audric: “Hello, Lawrence” ('̀-'́)

Love: “Pikmin!”

Audric: “Dont tell me you forgot about what you did.”

Love: “My drink. My diet doctor kelp! Dont tell me you forgot my drink!” >:[

Audric: sighs “what are you talking about.”

Love: “long time? What are you talking about! Are there other bugs in your life?!”

Dontis: muttering “i think they’ve gone mad…”

Love: “la la la la la… lo lo lo lo lo” ＞０＜

Pls get these references (´ー`)

MEHEHEHHEHEHEH

I am now officially one teen year older than i was a month ago (☉д☉) just a sprinkle of anxiety guys its fine (◉◞౪◟◉)

[elijah-kiwi]

I think that Issac is a huge fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, even though he claims to have no time for tv, he probably watched it as a teenager and still likes to re-visit it sometimes. It’s kind of like a comfort show to him despite the uncanny feeling it has.

[elijah-kiwi]

Im bored so here is one head cannon for every character I’ve listened to ( ¯ □ ¯ )

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- Xanthus enjoys playing the piano for Love whilst they’re reading.

- Andrew can’t tell the difference between AI and real videos/images.

- Dontis decided to try out TikTok to attempt to “connect with the younger generations of human” and accidentally has an (extremely blurry and with an even more confused Dontis) image posted of himself with no tags and the song About Damn Time by Lizzo playing in the background.

- Issac secretly watches 40 min long cat videos before going to bed, he refuses to let anybody find out, but in his defense its only because if he didnt end the day with funny cat videos, the horrors of his job and responsibilities that weigh on him would cause him to not be able to sleep. He’s tried things like CBD and relaxants but its just made him more anxious at the thought of intruders. (Sorry about making this kinda sad i just love Issac and i ignore him way too much).

- Elias’s favourite colour was pink when he was younger, but he got weird looks from his dads colleagues when he wore it so he decided to lie and say his favourite colour was blue instead.

- Asirel has an issue with rolling his eyes, whenever somebody talks to him, he rolls his eyes, if somebody knocks on his door, he rolls his eyes, etc. It’s a huge problem that he’s had his whole life and he cant go a day without rolling his eyes.

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No, i haven’t watched any of the others…

Im a very picky listener okay

Anyways, is this worth a taglist? Idk, pls let me know if you want to be tagged in things like this too or just the longer fics :3

@xxluneilaxxaus @penelopesbaby @claiestve

@onasvigo

[elijah-kiwi]

Honestly if somebody asked me who my favourite character is i would have to say Dontis, not because he’s and incubus but he’s just so nice. He totally gives the best hugs and is super open, i wouldn’t want to date him because i don’t really date at all but i just wanna put a little pink bow on his horns :(

Where is the Dontis appreciation club???

I would risk my life for this man just for a pat on the head