It is what it is

Elias Haase, but I go by Eli. Never Mr. Haase, that's my dad. Twenty-something years young. Seattle seahawks number one fan off field, number 82 WR on field.

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indigoxddxms:

“Right, sorry, sorry.” Indigo rushed over with a small baggie to clean up the mess that Pinnacle had made on the strangers lawn and the last thing Indigo wanted was for people to complain about the oblivious retriever. Grabbing the golden by the collar, Indigo dragged him away from the poop and reached down to grab it with the baggie. “I’m sorry; he’s usually more well behaved.” Indigo apologized to the stranger.

Eli would have stepped into the pile if Indigo hadn’t rushed over, making him realize it was there in the first place. He nodded, smiling politely and waving it off “It’s fine, I could’ve actually stepped in it,” He assured her, side stepping the pile. “You know what, it’s not even my lawn but I’ve heard the man who lives there is real grouchy and loves to be loud and angry. Then again, some people also think he does like magic so, who really knows what to believe huh.”

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aspen-whitlock:

Aspen scoffed at his comment about being secretly in love with him. That was hardly the case, considering she was remedial at love, at best. She hadn’t even believed in it until meeting Indigo. Therefore, being a cliche girl who fell in love at the drop of a hat was the polar opposite of what Aspen would ever be. “Please. Like you could ever afford me.”

Eli scoffed playfully, putting his hand on his chest feigning hurt. “You make me sound like I’m broke. I may not Bill Gates but I get by.” He grinned, nudging her once more. He shook his head, rolling his eyes. “What, do you charge like a million? ‘Cause that’s insane. How about I pay you in books! Knowledge or something is the key, right?”

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araceligimenez:

“Sorry, I’m sorry. Could you? Could you get this for me?” She’s got Nico propped up on her hips, her free hand holding an already overly full shopping basket. His little hands reaching for her hair, tied back in a ponytail, as he gets madly frustrated with not being able to grab them. “This quick shopping trip after daycare seemed like a good idea but I am way too short to reach for that box of cereal.” An apologetic smile. “So could you? Get me two boxes?”

Eli chuckled lightly as he first put a box in his own cart. “I’d be glad to help” he replied, shortly grabbing a box after, though before he could turn around he grabbed the second box her her. “Can’t relate, but I’ve heard you short people do struggle a lot… Is that offensive?” he joked. He stared at her overflowing basket and the two boxes in his hand for her, it obviously wasn’t going to fit and it seemed rude to pile it on top and hope the best for her. “Do you want help getting your stuff to the register? I don’t mind.” He offered. His own basket had room and he was in no rush. “Ah, he’s cute, is he yours?”

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aspen-whitlock:

“What, is that your official net worth or something?” Aspen asked dully, completely unbothered by the tongue gesture and his protests. The blonde knew that he was a revered football player, but Aspen was someone who didn’t care much for sports, thus it meant close to nothing to her. She treated him like a normal guy.

“If I didn’t know you secretly love me, I might have taken a bit of offense to that.” He shrugged, sighing. Even his childish act didn’t raw out a reaction from her. He poked her slightly, “at least my net worth would still be more than yours if it were that small”

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cdaviau:

Claudia gave the man a more natural smile. After taking the seat beside him, she picked up her camera and took a few pictures of the couple playing pool by the bar. “Phones are so boring. No one asks questions when you bring a phone into a bar. A camera, though,” she smirked and raised both her eyebrows, “conversations galore.” Resting her camera on the table, she leaned forward to rest her chin in her hand; her focus on the couple.

And like that she had his attention, though he wasn’t sure if it was the camera, her explanation or the fact that she was talking pictures of what seemed to him as a normal couple on a date. He stared at the couple too, before glancing at her, “you don’t seem like a photographer though? So people these days bring cameras into bars to as conversation starters?” he asked. “Unless you’re an assassin” he joked, pausing, “if you’re an assassin, blink twice.” He wasn’t serious, then again who knew these days.

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aspen-whitlock:

Given who Aspen was, talk of services naturally ventured to more sexual topics in her mind, but she shook them away like she was learning to do. “I think I have a couple pennies collecting dust at the bottom of my pocket…”

Eli stuck out his tongue, childish he knew, but Aspen seemed to make him feel a bit more childish than usual. “I can’t believe you’re saying I’m only worth a couple pennies. I’m at least a couple thousand dollars.”

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jlrivers:

“Is it a total give away that I’m new to Seattle?” Jaron giggled as Eli questioned who he was. “I don’t suppose you’ve heard of uh, Here Lies Love? The Broadway show? Yah, I’m playing a lead hence why I’m here right now. And no, it totally was not my plan to hit you with a door. We can’t cause any damage to that face now, can we.” He smirked, pointing his index finger up towards the male’s features. “Soo like, we are bringing the show to Seattle Rep first, before we head on to New York.” 

 Eli shook his head, but the boy only confirmed his initial thoughts. “Not necessarily but I like to think us Seattle folks have nailed the call and walk way of life.” He joked. Eli didn’t watch Broadway shows, only ever going to one show, The Lion King, because people said it was good, other than that he had no clue other shows. “So you’re like a Broadway star then? What an honor” he laughed. Eli snorted, “pft gotta save the face I guess. So, how long you in Seattle for then?”

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aspen-whitlock:

In true Aspen-form, the blonde looked over to the man with a knowing glance. “What about every three?” She had a habit of fucking with people – even those she liked. “I hate running. How about you go get it and pick me up chauffeur-style?”

Eli stared at her, resisting the urge to roll his eyes, knowing she wasn't serious. He scoffed lightly, turning his attention back to the window. "If you want a chauffeur, you've got to pay me. My services aren't cheap."

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aspen-whitlock:

Staring out at the downpour, Aspen sighed. She’d almost forgotten how much it rained here. “How long do you think it’ll be before it lets up?” She asked the person beside her.

Eli shrugged, rolling his eyes. “Aspen, asking every five minutes doesn’t help, believe it or not. We could just run to my car, it’s not that far.”

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jasonluca:

“No, yeah. I’m fine. I just… ran into a door and the door won.”

Eli snorted, doing his best to not laugh too much. “At least it looks like you put up a fight. Better to go down fighting.

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cdaviau:

“Do you mind if I sit here?” Claudia asked, forcing a smile on her face. She needed to blend in, before her target noticed her and the camera in her hand. 

“Go ahead” Eli murmured, eventually looking over at the girl. “Do you always carry a camera into bars? I mean, I know drunk people are entertaining, but I thought that was what phones are for.”

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jlrivers:

“Oh my gosh, I’am so sorry!” Jaron apologised again, quickly checking the male over for any injury - luckily, he seemed to be fine. “This is so embarrassing. Are you sure I didn’t hurt you? It was totally my fault.” He sighed, shaking his head. Jaron was cursing himself for being so reckless. His attention was then averted to a voice coming from within his mobile, completely forgetting that he was still connected with his boyfriend. Bringing the device back up towards his ear, he quickly explained what had happened, before saying goodbye and hanging up. “I’m Jaron, by the way..” 

Eli shook his head, laughing it off. “I’m completely fine.” Waving the other man off. He nodded, “I’m completely sure, I’ve been hit by much worse and much heavier things than a door.” he admitted. A door was practically nothing in comparison to grown men rushing full speed. He shook his head again, hoping the other understand he was a-okay. He grinned, “nice to meet you Jason. The name’s Eli. Are you new around here or do you just  have a thing for hitting people with doors” he joked.

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an-aym-macabre:

She subtly pulled her burner phone out of the pocket of her skinny jeans and lit up the screen with the click of a button. No new notifications greeted her and An gritted her teeth in response. It was unlike her boss to dilly-dally so close to the drop-off time, and it set her on edge with how unprofessional the old crow was being. Thankfully, an irritating ding distracted her from her woes. Shoving the cellphone back into her pocket, smoothing out her green apron seamlessly, An yanked the warmed cookie from the miniature oven and handed it off to the awaiting customer with ease. Then she turned to the next person in line and slapped on her cheeriest face. “Hi there, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get started for you?”

Eli wasn’t much of a coffee drinker, okay correction he wasn’t the type to buy coffee much, either using his keurig at home or just not drinking it. Outside of k-cups he knew nothing about coffee or what he liked and yet after a restless night and completely forgetting to brew a cup he reluctantly dragged himself into Starbucks. He stared at the menu, moving up as the cue got shorter. As he finally made it up to the register, he matched the cashiers smile, adding a bit of cheesiness. “So I’ve been looking at this menu this whole time and I still have no idea what to get,” he said sheepishly. “So uh, what would you recommend?”

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jlrivers:

“Yeah, Yeah.. I’m here!” Jaron beamed as he spoke excitedly down the phone to his boyfriend. “The flight was okay, but it felt long and gosh, do I miss you so much already!” He pouted, and walked up the steps to the apartment building he was going to be renting in for the next two months. “Ugh, you best get your butt over here at some point.” He giggled, and threw open the door without even looking who could have been on the other side. Only, he realised this when it was too late. “Oh my gosh, I’am so sorry! Did the door hit you?” Jaron gasped, and pulled his phone away from his ear. 

Eli hadn’t been paying attention to where he was going, maybe then he would have realized what was going on. He was distracted by his phone, nothing too serious on it but it was a continued distraction. Had he looked up a bit before he actually did, maybe he would have avoided the door. “Oof” Eli groaned, stumbling back. He hesitated, nodding at the other before processing what the man said. “Yeah, it did. Sorta my fault too though” he laughed. “Shoulda been watching where I was going.”

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edienolan:

“God that sounds even worse. I might actually prefer just to fuck the guy and get it over with. I was just hoping I could string him along, get the money and then bail before I had to do anything like that. But, ew, actually spend time with him? I don’t know this dude, what if he’s weird? Like, a serial killer or something.”

“And they say all girls want a relationship” he joked. “Uh- Yeah, I don’t think it’s that easy, might be... If he’s doing the same thing then you guys would work out well. How about just askin’ him for money straightforward. That’s your problem? That he could be weird. How was serial killer the second thing you thought of? Alright, what makes a guy way too weird for you?’

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beautydupont:

“Oui, maman, je sais … Non, non. Il ne peut pas faire ça. Juste - s'il vous plaît, écoutez-moi…. Maman!!” Bea spoke on the phone as she got more nervous by the time. It was one of those days and she couldn’t wait for it to be over already. She had just came back to Seattle and was already regretting the decision of leaving France in the first place. Family drama seemed to follow her around no matter where she went and the fact her family – more precisely her mother – couldn’t figure things out on their own, really made it hard for her to simply live her own life. “Merde!!” The blonde groaned frustrated as she ended the call, dropping her phone on the counter, reaching for the glass of wine that she had yet to take a sip of. That was when she realized she wasn’t alone and someone took interest in her small exchange. “What, never saw a girl speak in french before?”

Eli had been sitting at the bar with a beer in his hand, completely uninterested with the drink. Originally he hadn’t intended to leave his house, but he felt so cooped up in there recently that he needed to get away. He hadn’t fully thought it through at the moment and even now with the noise around, he was regretting his decision. It wasn’t the noise that bothered him, it was the lack of entertainment around. Though as he heard what seemed like angry shouting in a different language, he turned to the source. Particularly interested in what had the blonde so revved up. “Well, I don’t think I’ve heard a girl speak french so harshly” he said with a chuckle, “you alright though?”

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edienolan:

“This guy from the bar last night left me his number. I was going to throw it away because he was a total asshole, but he’s apparently loaded, and pretty dumb. How hard do you think it would be for me to just convince him to buy me things, without me having to do anything with him? Like, a sugar daddy, without the sex.”

“Wouldn’t know. Never had to deal with that kinda thing. I’d assume you’d have to give him something in return, maybe not sex but wouldn’t you have to go out with him occasionally or somethin’? Make it seem like you were sorta interested, unless he’s lookin’ for someone to spend his money on.”