[beautyfshn]

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

[bidoof]

i’m going to oxford to get my master’s in theoretical physics to fulfill my lifelong dream of one day understanding a rick and morty joke wish me luck

[thatcatpersondotjpeg]

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[naik2seki]

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

[vverism]

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[charlesoberonn]

Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.

We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.

We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[thekwikemart]

[cowboysuggest]

fuck tumblr meet me in the wild west we can throw rocks at each other

[sharmakeswife-deactivated201809]

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]