ELIZA Effect

Queer Jewish atheist trans girl. I train computers to do stupid tricks. Serena once described me as a "cyber witch" and I still think that's kind of awesome.

[bidoof]

[fiztheancient]

i love this picture so much ive reblogged like 3 or 4 times but i dont even care

[edgebug]

cat sounds, rated

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

[catsuggest]

we are in the barn

[catsuggest]

amonge the barn citizens … undetected

[clowniconography]

me: it’s almost the end of the year and you know what that means!

person: yup! it means new year’s parties and reso—

me: the resurgence in popularity of the song “This Year”, released by The Mountain Goats in 2005, yeah

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[galesofnovember]

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

[crowtesque]

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I don’t fits.” (via queenofchances)

[liskindol]

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[eliza-was-here]

glad to hear lifes going well for you!! been following a couple years now, thats a great bird statue

<3

[fuzzyghost]

[eliza-was-here]

so we are packing up our stuff to move to a nicer apartment, and Tristan is making an inventory, and I really appreciate how the bird statue was the *only item* out of this whole box that they deemed “weird”

[hazardouswastrel]

Well, what else would you call this?

[eliza-was-here]

it *is* pretty weird

[eliza-was-here]

so we are packing up our stuff to move to a nicer apartment, and Tristan is making an inventory, and I really appreciate how the bird statue was the *only item* out of this whole box that they deemed "weird"

[eliza-was-here]

my gosh, look at how you've grown! 🌱 (at West Oakland, Oakland, California)

[catchymemes]

This man knows how to sell a car