‘ am i supposed to be able to smell color? ‘
‘ you’re upsetting the sand. ‘
‘ save yourself ! fly away ! ‘
‘ i must have half the beach in my vagina. ‘
‘ i reject your presence, you are invisible to me. ‘
‘ you’re a secret woodworker? ‘
‘ she is not gonna be happy that we put her stuff in trash bags. ‘
‘ two things can be true. ‘
‘ there are people in my house. can you believe it? people ! ‘
‘ if anybody’s gonna sit on ryan gossling’s face, it’s gonna be me ! ‘
‘ i thought about crocheting myself a noose, but i couldn’t decide on purple or pink. ‘
‘ i am engaging with people in internet-land ! ‘
‘ well, at least i’ve had mediocre sex recently. ‘
‘ i gained another pound today, but i think it’s a pound of knowledge. ‘
‘ i like the idea of fishing. i don’t like killing the fish, though. ‘
‘ my joints are supple ! ‘
‘ i sleep in a giant x ! ‘
‘ can i have two whiskey sours? one for each hand. ‘
‘ do any of you bitches have some gum? ‘
‘ i send that entire sentence back to you. ‘
‘ do you know what you need? a boyfriend. ‘
‘ where were you, a bunker in the 60′s? that’s when we learned that you don’t need a man to define yourself. ‘
‘ that was a big moment, i’m so glad my car was there for you. ‘
‘ my reflexes are sharper when i’m high ! ‘
‘ can we please go? this place smells like a breast. ‘
‘ my life has a lot of sad chicken, too. ‘
‘ enough with this tickling, blinking, and butterfly kisses. go out with someone already ! ‘
‘ i’m a woman on a mission. ‘
‘ i wasn’t expecting that. ‘
‘ you’re just going to keep talking about my vagina, aren’t you? ‘
‘ flirting outside of a hippie sex pile is a little more nuanced. ‘
‘ why are you saying these words? ‘
‘ i think i’m falling in love with you. ‘
‘ great, now they think i have alien hand syndrome. it’s a thing. ‘
‘ would you like me to blow a little of my courage into your mouth? ‘
‘ will you tickle my arm? ‘
‘ are you suing him for his love? ‘
‘ …i’m pretty when i cry…’
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