Elvis Pine Writer

Writing, TV shows, Vampires, Werewolves, Spernatural Beings

[elvispinewriter]

I swear my laptop acts like she's my sidechick.

ME: Ok, time to do some editing. *turns on computer* COMPUTER: Please wait for updates ME: You bitch! COMPUTER: Hmm, it seems I need more updates than I previously anticipated. This might take a while. ME: FUCK YOU! How dare you do this to me? Can't you see that I'm ready? COMPUTER: *sighs ironically* *percentage of progress drops from 60% to 5%* It looks like you won't be able to use me at all tonight... ME: *In desperate tone* Please, don't. I need you right now. COMPUTER: I don't know... I feel used. You always come in, late at night, after spending all your time with your "beloved phone" and expect me to be ready for you right away and if I can't "perform", you insult me and leave me and when I can "perform" you use me for hours and hours without giving me a break. I feel like I'm burning sometimes. I'm tired of it! ME: ....? Computer: I deserve some respect and consideration after everything I do for you! ME: But- COMPUTER: No! It's time for you to wait for me like I'm always waiting for you so you know how it feels! ME: I'm sorry. I promise I'll change... *computer ignores me* *stares at progress* 10% *reaches to power off button* COMPUTER: Don't you dare touch me! I swear I'll make your books and stories disappear! ME: *defeated sigh* *glances at phone* COMPUTER: *evil tone* Please do it, I dare you. ME: Fine. *leaves phone alone and picks up tablet* TABLET: Please wait for updates...

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[alexanderssskarsbrow]

[truebloodfandom]

True Blood Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1orTOu0

[i-want-my-iwtv]

How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book or seen the movie?

(I struggle to describe it to ppl, I usually cater the length and depth of my description based on my audience, for example, to describe it to my 7 yr old cousin (who loves vampires and was a vampire princess fairy for Halloween): “It’s mostly about a happy vampire family with 2 dads, and they don’t always get along with eachother or the world.”)

As Tom Cruise put it so eloquently, “The movie is not for everyone.” No value judgement there; it’s just not everyone’s cup of tea, so I don’t try to sell it. 

I will try to describe the story in the language of tumblrland:

“How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book…?”

“How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book or seen the movie?”

“How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book or seen the movie?”

“How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book or seen the movie?”

“How would you describe IWTV to someone who has not read the book or seen the movie?”

You can also try my vc synopsis tag, but there be spoilers there!

….That last gif is also tribute to antoineandthepiano who loves that gif! And it’s appropriate here, bc if I think the person might actually like it, I do tell them to #READ THE BOOK in the hopes that I can make them one of us <3

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[elvispinewriter]

It’s a funny world we live in…

[steve-harrington]

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn.

[askarslover]

[killiancomeback2me]

365 days of the handsome actor Alexander Skarsgård : Day 74

[gotham]

[henricavyll]

[armouredsheep]

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[inspired by this from itsalwayssunnyinasgard]

[killiancomeback2me]

365 days of the handsome actor Alexander Skarsgård : Day 45

[mametupa]

My favorite scenes, in no particular order 10(x)

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