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Villain/Antagonist Sentence Starters
“I’ve got you just where I want you!”
“I have no choice but to do this.”
“We’re not so different, you and I.”
“Perhaps we are destined to fight like this for all eternity.”
“We are one in the same - There cannot be one without the other.”
“I’ve never been fond of your kind.”
“If one more goodie-two shoes IDIOT gets in my way, I don’t know WHAT I’m going to do...”
“Don’t speak.”
“I know this must be hard for you to understand, so listen carefully...”
“I was not like my peers... I was so much MORE than their feeble minds could understand...”
“Growing up, I was othered by my peers...”
“Do you wanna know how I got these scars?”
“The world is cruel - It is time you learned that.”
“This isn’t you and I will never accept it.”
“This is goodbye, ______... Forever.”
“Don’t try and stop me, ______.”
“I am uninterested in being kind.”
“Cruelty is all I’ve ever known... And soon, you will know it, too.”
“Open your eyes, little one.”
“Those are the childish wishes of someone who is blind.”
“Face it, ______! I finally have bested you!”
“There’s no way out of this one, ______.”
“I just want what is best for you.”
“I am not meant to have FRIENDS."
"If only there was someone out there who loved you."
"You've betrayed me."
"This is YOUR fault! You did this to me!"
"I'm making you into something beautiful. Can't you see that?"
"You will thank me for this one day."
"I lied."
"I will make you rue the day you crossed my path."
"Let me tell you what I have planned for you THIS TIME, ______!"
"I am the only one you can trust."
"Without me, you're NOTHING!"
"Out of my way. I won't ask again."
"You should have stayed home."
Family Plot Ideas
For those who just want to do wholesome family threads. Send one of the following and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 20, to write a starter based off of. Or, send a symbol and a number to pick which plot you want a starter for.
🍼 - Parent/Child 💍 - Parents/Caretakers/Guardians 🕹 - Siblings 🎞 - Grandparent/Grandchild 📬 - Extended Family 📝 - Found Family
Note: Some of these plots may feature violent, abusive and/or upsetting content. Avoid using plots that may cause you discomfort or be triggering to you or your roleplay partners.
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"Things My Friends Have Said On Discord" Sentence Starters
"I feel no shame; You should have known better."
"You fool, the ass makes him/her/them stronger."
"Fellas, is it gay to be stabbed by your coworkers?"
"Who put a bee in your ass?"
"Translator's Note; Magic Missile means gun."
"Angrey eyes are very important cause I'm mad."
"I am my own trap card, you hooligan."
"Do graphic design majors not have fun?"
"But doesn't putting arbitrary ranks on those among a group setting often lead to chaos?"
"I am the bitch who is gonna sleep with my own ass, to be my own daddy."
"EAT MY DUST, NERDS!"
"But who is Jim?"
"Fuck, now I'm a furry."
"I roll to fight my fake boyfriend... 13!"
"YOU CANT FUCK A VOICE, ____!"
"IM GONNA FUCK THE VOICE!"
"IF YOU'RE TALL, YOU'RE NOT VALID."
"hI guys it's a Merry day toGAY."
"Fucking unrealistic; ____ would never tell anyone to stop sucking on his/her/their blade."
"What's so special about the ocean? ____ can get wet for him/her/them, too."
"Dear Princess Celestia; Today I learnt about peace though superior firepower."
"I can't believe your defense is that I asked to be murdered."
"I need a hobby and stirring the pot is apparently it."
"Damn, shit got gay real fast."
"Why would you give me that power? I'll use it for evil!"
"I would fight a clown in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am for you."
"Why do you cause crime in Ponyville?"
"WE'RE GONNA TRIPLE SPOON LIKE GROWN UPS."
"I needed to know which of the 167 explicit fanfics I should read."
"Follow up question; Is it safe to put chicken tenders in your ass?"
"Why is gayness so intricate?"
"Ask _____; He/She/They probably have contacts that can hook you up."
"Guess what we're learning about in human bio... The dick!"
"Hey, is it legal to pee on people out a window?"
"How dare you call my husband/wife/spouse a nobody."
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Royalty AU Sentence Starters
"You're a little scrawny for a prince, aren't you?"
"You're a little rough for a princess, aren't you?"
"It's improper to be seen doing that."
"The king will be furious when he finds out."
"The queen will not stand for this."
"The monarch will have your head."
"You dare defy me?"
"I would not expect so much from such a lowly peasant."
"Do not forget your place."
"The king's word is the law of the land."
"The queen's word is above all else."
"The monarch is not to be defied."
"We're the only ones who can get away with this."
"Stop running in the palace!"
"This is ill-becoming of a prince."
"I would expect more from a princess."
"You can't do this in the royal gardens!"
"Royal blood does not constitute a person's worth."
"You must focus on your studies."
"He is a horrible monarch."
"She is ill-fit to rule."
"They will run this country to ruin."
"Negotiations are going horribly."
"We seem to have gotten through to them during negotiations."
"I would have your head for this!"
"If I were king, things would be different..."
"I would make a far better queen..."
"I'm going to be a superior monarch to the one we have now..."
"You've alienated our allies with this stunt."
"The royals expect us to work all day, every day-- and for what?"
"You're not like any peasant I've ever met."
"I've never met a royal like you before."
"You will be punished for this transgression."
"This is deserving of a reward."
"Young Avengers" Sentence Starters - Part II
"Don't focus on the problem. Focus on what you want."
"Where'd you guys learn that? A wiccan manual?"
"Quick question? Have you ever used one of those before?"
"Not bad for a girl with no powers, huh?"
"You do not belong here. Return to your era at once."
"You have to go home."
"It's okay... Everything's going to be okay..."
"We have an actual lair?"
"What the hell do these kids think they're doing?"
"I was a kid when I started, and I turned out okay. Arguably. Right...?"
"If you don't get in here right now and eat breakfast with your family you run the risk of developing antisocial behavior, scoring lower on standardized tests, and not getting into the college of your choice."
"She can make him feel guilty. And grandma guilt is the worst."
"When you're distracted, you leave yourself open to attack."
"That was some punch."
"Witch, actually. Warlock means oath-breaker. It's not a nice word."
"They've kept me locked up for months; Testing me, probing me, trying to turn me into a living weapon."
"I knocked, but nobody answered."
"No way. I'm not going to lose you again."
"How 'bout you drop the weapon before I drop you."
"Your boyfriend has control issues."
"They're not listening. A trait I now realize is obviously genetic on both sides."
"It's alright, son. Just hold on... Everything will be alright."
"That's an order. Go!"
"It's okay. We can't all be hyper-neurotic, recovering science geeks."
"You're sick, Kid. I like it."
"The nose knows, Bub."
"If you really want to protect us, you'll accept us."
"She was a hero, just like her son."
"It wasn't my fault! Okay, it wasn't entirely my fault."
"What did you just blow up?"
"Young Avengers" Sentence Starters - Part I
“The point is, nobody knows who they are, where they came from, or why they’re here.”
"What did I say about coming in through the rose window?"
"You didn't have to do that, y'know. I would've rescued you eventually."
"You were right. They are fanboys."
"I'm gonna break both your legs if you don't lemme go!"
"This is not superhero behavior."
"It's an honor, Sir. Sorry about the ion blast."
"Is this a time travel thing? 'Cause I hate time travel things."
"A man who can rewrite history cannot be defeated."
"I think I'm finally getting the hang of this flying thing."
"How you doin', super soldier? Still bulletproof?"
"That's the problem with kids today. They don't listen."
"Gee, lemme check my superhero manual. Oh, wait, it's in my other tights."
"I know the security codes."
"I don't know how you kids got in here, but you're going to have to leave."
"Just take a deep breath and... Think small."
"You're gonna hear this a lot, but let me be the first to say it; Why can't you be more like him?"
"Your father was murdered... And it was my fault."
"I've already lost your dad. I don't want to lose you, too."
"God, you really are fanboys, aren't you?"
"You know what they say, Gentlemen... Speak of the devil and the devil, he shall appear."
"They're not training us. They're keeping us here 'til the cops show up. Or worse... Our parents."
"Can I give you a little advice? Never threaten a pregnant woman."
"You're a warrior. Just like me."
"Make no mistake-- This is your handiwork."
"Out of the way, child!"
"Yeah... Sorry about the kiss."
"Want my cape?"
"Thanks, but it's the not-wearing-pants that concerns me."
"I'm done playing with you, children."
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Life Day Sentence Starters
“Happy Life Day!”
“Why are celebrating this? We’re not even Wookies.”
“On this Life Day, I’d like to remember ___.”
“One of these days they’re gonna finally make his holiday illegal.”
“You’ll never guess what I got you!”
“Your Life Day tree is looking a little... Not full of life.”
“Do these robes make me look silly?”
“The food is honestly the best part of this holiday.”
“There’s enough Bantha Rump for everyone.”
Parent & Child Sentence Starters
Child:
"Daddy/Mommy, will you tell me a story?"
"I think I got a boo-boo."
"He/She/They started it!"
"When is Mommy/Daddy coming home?"
"Can I come out of my room, yet?"
"I don't want a little brother/sister/sibling!"
"I'm too old for that, now."
"I'm gonna grow up to be just like you!"
"I don't want to go to school."
"I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you?"
"But all my friends' parents let them do it!"
Parent:
"I'm making your favorite for dinner."
"I'm not doing this because I hate you. I'm doing it because I love you."
"This is something for grown-ups, only."
"This is Mommy/Daddy's grown-up juice."
"You're my favorite child."
"I don't have a favorite. I love you all equally."
"Just because we have a new baby doesn't mean I love you any less."
"Let me kiss it better."
"What, no goodbye kiss?"
"It's my job to embarrass you."
"Go brush your teeth. It's time for bed."
"You're grounded."
“Things Said In The Livestream” Sentence Starters
“Ladies, Please. I’m gay.”
“She’s Russian. She’s fine.”
“That’s because everyone knows you’re a power bottom.”
“Ah we’re gonna teach them how to be peaceful… wITH MY FIST!”
“It’s like Star Wars, except the Power bottom strikes back.”
“That was a Colgate commercial if I ever saw it.”
“Oh sweet. I haven’t had a mom in years!”
"Don’t kinkshame me in my own home.”
“Hey, hey! Stranger danger!”
“Well, I forgot my car battery. Lemme go back to the house.”
“You used to call me via cellular device.”
“That’s not style, that’s called being an asshole.”
“Just because you don’t have a mom doesn’t mean you can be a dick about it.”
“Next you’re gonna ask me my Bra size!”
“Ew feelings.”
“It’s because I chose these vintage lilac sunglasses over my friends.”
“Did you just say it’s easy to have a daddy kink?!”
“Wow that looks basically unsafe.”
“Excuse me. You’re being rude to the illegal immigrant.”
“For porn. We just need your satellite for porn.”
“Listen, Boys. Your bitchfest is over.”
“Why is everyone letting a seven year old use power tools?”
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"Things My Friends Have Said On Skype" Sentence Starters
"You wanna talk fucking patriotism? MY BOYFRIEND IS PATRIOTISM INCARNATED."
"I live like a five minute walk from him/her/them. I'll kick his/her/their door down for you guys."
"Goddamn dragons eat this stuff."
"So which one of y'all motherfuckers didn't believe in the heart of the cards enough?"
"Hug him/her/them. Then stab him/her/them while you're hugging him/her/them."
"I'll clean your room. I'll fly all the way to Canada, just to clean your room."
"Am I speaking Russian? AM I SPEAKING RUSSIAN?"
"Did you bring the burgers? Good then lettuce continue."
"He's fallen and he can't get up... But that doesn't mean he can't get it up."
"WHY AM I BEING PORTRAYED AS A CLICHE DISNEY VILLAIN? I AM INNOCENT?"
"Well if Satan says not to leave, who am I question?"
"Quoth the server, 404."
"Your dick is just like iambic pentameter. It's outdated and no one can figure it out."
"And how were they loved? TO DEATH."
"I'm gonna smack you with a clarinet."
"Did someone say SCIENCE?"
"Those hospital doors were a little gayer than the others."
"And then it knocked me off the platform and I landed in a pit of small spiders."
"I'm cyberbullying you all day, everyday."
"But why do that when I can play videogames?"
"How dare you make me read that with my own two eyes."
"I woke you up once by saying there was food."
"TOO LATE, BRO. MY LEGS ARE BROKEN FROM HOW HARD I JUMPED TO THAT CONCLUSION."
"Sweet. Plus one to party."
"If you need anyone hit with a rock, I'm your man."
"Quick check the gay agenda to see what he/she is doing now!"
"As his/her/their lawyer I would advise him/her/them to not say anything at this time because he/she/they are busy being dead in a gutter."
"Obviously, if you haven't sucked a dick you are homophobic."
"How many power plants would it take to power all the electric clocks in the country?"
"YOU CAN CALL IT CHRIST'S SECOND COMING 'CAUSE THIS HOTEL'S GOT UNLIMITED APPLE JUICE."
"I didn't say it was good. It is, though. It is very good."
"I'm pretty sure I just drank an entire thing of sour chocolate milk."
"On that totally heterosexual note, I'm going to go back to fighting people."
"We eat food and talk about our boobs... And which person is cheating on who."
"Shout 'America sucks' really loud."
"Wait, so who is bleeding on the ground?"
"How much of a bad idea would it be if we all lived in an apartment together?"
"There are so many rich people buying coffee."
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