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GALE EDITION βΆ part one
βcharming. hell is truly where we make it.βΒ
βall right, let that anger out however you see fit.βΒ
βi think iβll need a drink with the rest of that story.β
βbetter safe than, well, dead.βΒ
βi see the art of eloquence is alive and well.β
βiβm awed, impressed, and a little bit scared of you right now.βΒ
βletβs try to be diplomatic, shall we?βΒ
βthe dignified thing for me to say is βno, of course not. forthrightness before allβ, but honestly? yesβ¦ i would have rather you lied.β
βyou and i have very different definitions of right and wrong.β
βgiven my propensity towards verbosity, it surely canβt be a surprise that i have a practised tongue.βΒ
βif you think you know best, go right ahead.βΒ
βallow me to live dangerously while i still can.βΒ
βif you use that knife, i will incinerate you.βΒ
βsweet that you care enough to murder meβ¦ mind me if you donβt?β
βiβm an open book, requiring only your gentle hands to turn my pages.β
βoh, now that canβt be comfortable. especially for the corpses.β
βdonβt take this the wrong way, but i think iβve just lost all respect for you.β
βhmmβ¦ good back support, but a little too tyrannical for my taste.βΒ
βwe all have our quirks when it comes to using magic. some more than others.β
βha, you truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.β
βi find you quite irresistible. even illuminated by such rotten light as this place produces.β
βi hope i didnβt make too much of an ass of myself just now.β
βthatβsβ¦ it? she βannoyed youβ? if that was just cause for killing someone iβd be dead a thousand times over!β
βmight i suggest that was a little too easy?β
βwell, this seems as good a time as any for me to stop babbling on.β
βthe hand that feeds is the hand thatβs loved. itβll never leave your side now.βΒ
βstop licking the damn thing!βΒ
βi hope it has been made abundantly clear that to kill me isβ¦ counterproductive.β
βa little premature for us to start celebrating, i suppose.βΒ
βthere is poetry to be found in even the dingiest of holes.βΒ
βdestroying magic like this was my bread and butter.β
βgenerosity is always a noble virtue - whether it be in the streets, at the charity box, or betwixt the sheets.β
Β βnot how i wouldβve done it.β
βi suppose such wicked killers deserve wicked ends.βΒ
βoh, i do apologize. i meant: are you studied in magic? namely: are you a wizard? which you are not.β
βyour hide, your choice. not quite my cup of tea, though.βΒ
βwonderful! the more, the merrier.βΒ
βas an expert on the subject - iβd like to point out that blowing oneself up is never the solution.β
βi have a cat, a library, and a weakness for a good glass of wine. and if the mood takes me, iβm known to try my hand at poetry.βΒ
βhow about now you make him kiss your feet next?β
βsheβs, erm, perhaps a little rough around the edgesβ¦ but i suppose i can be smooth enough for two.βΒ