𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
GALE EDITION ⟶ part one
“charming. hell is truly where we make it.”
“all right, let that anger out however you see fit.”
“i think i’ll need a drink with the rest of that story.”
“better safe than, well, dead.”
“i see the art of eloquence is alive and well.”
“i’m awed, impressed, and a little bit scared of you right now.”
“let’s try to be diplomatic, shall we?”
“the dignified thing for me to say is ‘no, of course not. forthrightness before all’, but honestly? yes… i would have rather you lied.”
“you and i have very different definitions of right and wrong.”
“given my propensity towards verbosity, it surely can’t be a surprise that i have a practised tongue.”
“if you think you know best, go right ahead.”
“allow me to live dangerously while i still can.”
“if you use that knife, i will incinerate you.”
“sweet that you care enough to murder me… mind me if you don’t?”
“i’m an open book, requiring only your gentle hands to turn my pages.”
“oh, now that can’t be comfortable. especially for the corpses.”
“don’t take this the wrong way, but i think i’ve just lost all respect for you.”
“hmm… good back support, but a little too tyrannical for my taste.”
“we all have our quirks when it comes to using magic. some more than others.”
“ha, you truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.”
“i find you quite irresistible. even illuminated by such rotten light as this place produces.”
“i hope i didn’t make too much of an ass of myself just now.”
“that’s… it? she ‘annoyed you’? if that was just cause for killing someone i’d be dead a thousand times over!”
“might i suggest that was a little too easy?”
“well, this seems as good a time as any for me to stop babbling on.”
“the hand that feeds is the hand that’s loved. it’ll never leave your side now.”
“stop licking the damn thing!”
“i hope it has been made abundantly clear that to kill me is… counterproductive.”
“a little premature for us to start celebrating, i suppose.”
“there is poetry to be found in even the dingiest of holes.”
“destroying magic like this was my bread and butter.”
“generosity is always a noble virtue - whether it be in the streets, at the charity box, or betwixt the sheets.”
“not how i would’ve done it.”
“i suppose such wicked killers deserve wicked ends.”
“oh, i do apologize. i meant: are you studied in magic? namely: are you a wizard? which you are not.”
“your hide, your choice. not quite my cup of tea, though.”
“wonderful! the more, the merrier.”
“as an expert on the subject - i’d like to point out that blowing oneself up is never the solution.”
“i have a cat, a library, and a weakness for a good glass of wine. and if the mood takes me, i’m known to try my hand at poetry.”
“how about now you make him kiss your feet next?”
“she’s, erm, perhaps a little rough around the edges… but i suppose i can be smooth enough for two.”