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@emilfalk
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
Live with it? I think I might be able to manage that.
Good. Now, I believe we said something long ago about a certain beautiful, be-freckled man fucking another beautiful un-be-freckled man into the mattress? And vice-versa?
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
That’s true. I’d rather blame you for your fatal allure, though.
I can’t help that I’m so beautiful and charming. You’re just going to have to live with it.
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
I would go with flattered–I’m typically a very sharing person.
I’m only impatient because you’re a tease.
All right, flattered it is. And you knew going in that I was a tease, you’ve no one to blame but yourself for falling for my fatal allure.
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
Call me selfish, but I wouldn’t recommend you to anyone; I’d rather have you all to myself.
Now, get the fuck in here before your approval rating drops.
I’m torn between being hurt or impossibly flattered.
I’m in! Someone is impatient. I wonder why~
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
You haven’t. There’s always a first time for everything, though?
I’m offended. My approval ratings have all been 100%, 5 stars, 10/10 would recommend to friends and family.
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
Nah, I’ll probably just get pouty. You did one hell of a job getting me worked up if you’re not planning on coming in.
I’m in, I’m in! Of course I wouldn’t get you all worked up if I didn’t intend on following through, darling. When have I ever?
f2f | jamie and emil
j-hobbs:
Get the fuck in here and kiss me, you disgustingly sexy beast.
Originally posted by she-who-nailed-it
What, are you gonna punish me if I don’t?
f2f | jamie and emil
You rang, darling?
j-hobbs:
[Private] You’re going to make me blush!
[Private] Good. I know how far down that blush goes and I love it.
j-hobbs:
[Private] You’re the best, you know that?
[Private] Oh yes, I’m very aware. That’s because you only deserve the best. <3
j-hobbs:
[Private] Oh, you’d better be coming over, after all that teasing. We just can’t stay up as late as I know you’d like. And if you don’t sleep with your body parts tangled with my body parts, I’m going to be very disappointed–how else am I supposed to get my good morning kiss before I leave for work?
I can’t wait.
[Private] Darling, you’d get your good morning kiss even if there was a pit of lava between us. But you have a point. I can kiss a lot more if I’m right up next to you. <3
j-hobbs:
[Private] Unfortunately, my boss. I have meetings tomorrow. I’m sorry, love.
Keep me up all night on Friday?
[Private] Can’t I come over anyway? I promise I’ll be good. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase. You can keep me at the foot of your bed, even.
It’s a pinky promise, darling.
j-hobbs:
[Private] Baby, you can be as loud as you want when I’m fucking you tonight, but the longer you make me wait, the less I’m going to get to do to you before I need to go to sleep.
[Private] Who says you need to sleep? But I get the drift. I’ll be there in five minutes.
j-hobbs:
[Private] Yeah, but the more you talk, the less fucking we get to do.
[Private] But you like it when I talk in bed too.
lil-red-evie:
I appreciate the gesture. I am sure you can understand that the subject is a sensitive one at the moment. I do not need anyone thinking I am not capable.
Yah, I understand, love, no worries. Still, if you ever need me for dumb muscle or someone to stand around looking pretty, just look underneath Jamie. More than happy to offer my services.
lil-red-evie:
Placing cameras in a strip club that can’t be seen easily is a tricky business. Patrons assume you are doing something nefarious with the footage. I will consider it. But, I’m quite capable of paying for them and running my business myself, thank you.
I s’pose that’s true. Oh, I know you’re more than capable, darling. Just thought you might like one less thing to worry about, yeah? Friends helping friends and all.
lil-red-evie:
I’m fine. No damage done to me. For a bunch of cowards they were rather smart. They took the cameras out before they did anything else.
That sucks. About the cameras, I mean, not that there’s no damage to you. That’s the good part. You should invest in some little cameras that can’t be seen easily unless you know they’re there, yeah? I’d be happy to pay for ‘em.