Jurgen Klopp and his 20+ sons prt2
emre can aka the greatest human being ever born
model??? footballer??? both??? both is good
gets stick, comes thru w the best goal uve ever seen
invented good hair and looks
one time he scored a overhead bicycle kick and its now been renamed TheEmreCAN
benzema tried it, he couldnt
kloppo loves all his sons equally but he loves emre can more, its tru
loris karius aka prince charming
goalkeeper, model, he can do it all
wore socks w slippers one time, i disowned him
hes a good man, likes to sing and dance
one time he fell off an uberboard…….
was bleach blonde for a while
parties in ibiza like he owns ibiza
dejan lovren aka he doesnt have a nickname the fuck (should be called the beeslayer cus ykno winkwink)
will forever be a legend for it
the only person to touch emres hair and not die - a miracle
embarrasing dad to marko grujic
amazing dad to his real kids
nathaniel clyne, aka my underappreciated fave
U N D E R A P P R E C I A T E D
needs more love and appreciation
did the hip hop battle w studge, lost
appreciate hiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!
will play every game, gets no love
simon mignolet aka saint simon
got stick, bossed goalkeeping and shut them up
his defence lets him down, saves our damn ass
opened a coffe shop in belgium;
prolly to deal w the stress of his defence letting him down
hence the reason he needs free coffee all the time, i dont blame him
joel matip, aka he also doesnt have a nickname smh (it should will save lfc’s dumb ass even when they dont deserve it)
we got our best defender for free, its a dream
we’re so lucky to have him
he scored one time it was emotional
he got injured one other time, our whole team fell apart and conceded goals like they live for it
shamal george aka smolkeeper
came on as a striker in preseason, it was so great
dont be fooled by his nickname hes so tollll, toller than kloppo
so in love w his gf, im jealous
future best goalkeeper in the world, i dont make the rules its tru
made us all fall in love w him in preseason
made his debut and then scored against leeds, everyone cried
kloppo will protect him to death, no media hounds are getting near him
Trent Alexander-Arnold aka just trent aka utd are still prolly in his pocket
the other child we are all overly emotional over
seriously he was so boss, it was unbelivable
put that tounge away child
ben’s best friend, aka stuck to each other level of friendship
baby defender bossing defending, cries,
divock origi aka belgium babe
saved us alot in the 15/16 season then he got hurt
scored a wonder goal v bournemoth
it was seriously so good, i cant even describe it
did so much weight training he went up a shirt size-hulk is that you??? :DD
danny ings, aka could be the best striker we’ve ever had if he didnt get hurt all the damn time
the pic above is an accurate representation of his past two years
got injured once, came back, got injured again
spends time w his dog and gf,
scored v everton which makes him a tru red
a tol smol; toller than kloppo
celebrated like stevie in preseason; made us all so freaking emotional
stays home listening to Chantaje
snapchats music all the time
lives in a fancy ass apartment but is forever in his car
alberto morena aka spanish puppy
is a defender, is benched for a midfielder
grew a ponytail ditched it to go bleach blonde,
member of the brazillian squad
also too young to have a child
i dont think anyone ever knows what he’s saying they just go w it
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