Looking for my Green World.

Just a random personal blog. Content mostly SFW (outside of language) Check out my other blog, Seasonal Joy.

[emmayrose]

Sick, sad, and should be in bed. I think I'll try drinking in the shower.

[richtide]

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

[iamthatbeast]

Reblog if you have ever used Netflix to stream a movie or show that you own on DVD because streaming meant you didn’t have to get up.

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[fashion-runways]

ALFAZAIRY Couture Fall/Winter 2017

[degasdad]

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

[justsomeantifas]

people for some reason have this idea that perfectionists like produce really great work and that’s it’s good for productivity, when like… literally most perfectionists can’t finish shitfuck because they’re like “well, it sucks anyway, so why finish making something that will amount to pure trash anyway”

[fionagoddess]

[danadelions]

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

[birdybrain]

see also: *cat puts its head in front of the bowl just as you plop the food out, so it lands on their head*

[spaceisfuckingmetal]

@advanced-procrastination

[advanced-procrastination]

This is 107% accurate

[neondragonfly]

[illinicoise]

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

[liamdarlinstewart]

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

[emmayrose]

someone: 10 years ago...

brain: 2000

me: wait, no

me: 2007

me: what the fuck

[diarygirls]

how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death

[wrenchswango]

Ominous statement generator

month born in jan - the owls feb - the stars march - your enemies  april - the obelisks  may - the crystals june - the secrets july - the crows aug - your teeth sep - the curses oct - the eyes nov - the trees dec - the caves

eye color brown - do not know you green - are not what they seem hazel - cannot reach you blue - are gone when you look away grey - plot revenge other - are not lost but waiting

[kayleiss]

The obelisks are not what they seem…

Interesting.

[redqueenofdragons-deactivated20]

Ooh I like mine! The Crystals are Gone When You Look Away

[snitchwillow]

The stars do not know you. well that makes me feel very unimportant haha

[violetfaust]

The owls do not know you.

Well, now I’m concerned.

[mystical-flute]

Violet I got the same one!!!!

[steampunk-archer]

Same here.. owls don’t know me

[void-empress]

The stars are not what they seem…😱

[steampunk-archer]

Well that’s not forbidding in the least…😳

[woodelf68]

The stars do not know you. Well, I didn’t think that they did.

[lotus0kid]

Your enemies are gone when you look away.

Oh shit.

[whiteorangeflower]

the curses cannot reach you

I Actually love this

[emmayrose]

Your enemies cannot reach you.

Neener neener, motherfuckers.

[diazedrosas]

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much