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TERRORIST ATTACK
Just now, a group of terrorist has attacked one of our ships, kidnapping seven of our loyal Stormtroopers that are fighting for justice and order in the galaxy.
While they fled our forces managed to gravely injure one of the terrorists, and we can assume they were killed. The empire is investigating the cause and we’ll update you as soon as we can.
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THE NEW AGE OF TROOPERS
Anyone who lived during the clone wars remembers them; Millions of troopers with the same face and the same personality who together with the Jedi brought War and restlessness to our beloved galaxy. Those clones are mindless meatdroids, have no sense of love and are completely emotionless.
THE EMPIRE now is starting to slowly get rid of their meatdroids, in favor of choosing REAL PEOPLE to fight in honor for their galaxy! We think it was about time this happened. The clones made one feel uneasy, and can you really trust those who served under the cruel Jedi for so many years?
We’ve interviewed a victim of the clone wars on this.
This is Chac Flavo, a surviver from the massacre on ryloth.
Interviewer: Chac, what can you tell us about Ryloth?
Chac: The clones and the Jedi almost burned the planet to the ground in their attempt to destroy the seperatist forces. It was never about us, the people. We were being held captured by the seperatist in the capital, and they took forever to even get to us.
Interviewer: You said something about how they “converted” your children?
Chac: Yes. An old friend of mine had a little girl, and she managed to escape the droids only to have clones find her. After that day she never stopped talking about them, and now that she’s grown up she’s joined the Rebellion forces. It’s very sad. She was manipulated.
Interviewer: What do you think of the decision to stop clone production and to get rid of the remaining ones?
Chac: It was about time. Damn meatdroids creep me out.
Interviewer: Thank you for you time.
As you can see, though the clones serve with the empire now, they aren’t good people; mainly because they aren’t people. We’ve already seen the first examples of stormtroopers being used, and we think it’s amazing!
Long live the empire!
VADER HELPS BUILD ORPHONAGE
article by Kig Sanya
Just now, Darth Vader has helped pay for an orphanage on Coruscant! It’s always great to know that the right hand-of our beloved Emperor is so friendly with kids.
Reliable sources tell us, that Darth Vader had been an orphan himself before he was taken on by the Emperor; Darth Vader’s childhood is a truly heartbreaking story, and he still mourns the loss of his wonderful wife and his unborn child, just like everyone else in the empire.
[Vader, picture from a photoshoot, date unknown]