viticsus·:
Looks like your lizard brain couldn’t form any new jokes.
I could never even consider forming a decent joke when the biggest and greatest one is standing right in front of me.
Not today Justin

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viticsus·:
Looks like your lizard brain couldn’t form any new jokes.
I could never even consider forming a decent joke when the biggest and greatest one is standing right in front of me.
hellpond·:
I– it’s true! I haven’t misbehaved or nothin’–! I– I’d accomplished all my missions, I’ll do anything, please don’t kill me, my Lord–!
-- Ohh! This is truly marvelous!
Calm yourself, won’t you? I’m merely joking. However, I suggest you keep in mind that I won’t forgive any slip-ups hm? Otherwise my finger may just slip and slice you into two sad little pieces...
hellpond·:
N–no, I mean, I’ve been good, my Lord, d– don’t twist this!
And I’m supposed to believe that yes?-- At least I would if I was a fool.
Now... what should I do with you?
hahaha don't kill me please hahahahaha
DID YOU SAY KILL ME PLEASE?
viticsus·:
“Try” being the operative word.
If that’s your attempt at being comical, it’s a terrible one. But then again, simians like you are hardly good at anything besides violence.
die
You first.
jheece·:
N– no, sir.
As I thought.
jheece
You have this little faith in your soldiers, my lord? :(
Are you assuming things of me?
it was so quiet without you around
I could make it quiet for the rest of your life– by eradicating you of course.
I promise I've been good...............
Ohoho! Is that so? I somehow doubt it…
i found what i was looking for so now i make my grand escape!
jheece:
T– too lax??? No, not really, my lord, I just sorta slipped….
Ohoho! How amusing that you think I’m referring to solely you. Dear, Jeice-- I speak of my entire army.-- Which reminds me. You and Salza... still close friends hm?
Do you speak other languages, lord Frieza?
Now that certainly is an excellent question.– One I will not be answering.
jheece:
Hnnnnnn, I mEAN….
Oi, Lord Frieza…. ( Or somethin’ like that… )
It seems things have become too lax since my absence.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
I consider myself better than everyone else.
i decided to check my inbox and it’s loaded with asks
jheece
MOM???
-- excuse me?