BOW YOUR HEADS.

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viticsus·:

        Looks like your lizard brain couldn’t form any new jokes.

I could never even consider forming a decent joke when the biggest and greatest one is standing right in front of me.

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hellpond·:

    I– it’s true! I haven’t misbehaved or nothin’–! I– I’d accomplished all my missions, I’ll do anything, please don’t kill me, my Lord–!

-- Ohh! This is truly marvelous!

Calm yourself, won’t you? I’m merely joking. However, I suggest you keep in mind that I won’t forgive any slip-ups hm? Otherwise my finger may just slip and slice you into two sad little pieces...

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hellpond·:

    N–no, I mean, I’ve been good, my Lord, d– don’t twist this!

And I’m supposed to believe that yes?-- At least I would if I was a fool.

Now... what should I do with you?

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hahaha don't kill me please hahahahaha

DID YOU SAY KILL ME PLEASE?

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viticsus·:

       “Try” being the operative word.

If that’s your attempt at being comical, it’s a terrible one. But then again, simians like you are hardly good at anything besides violence.

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die

You first.

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jheece·:

    N– no, sir.

As I thought.

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jheece

You have this little faith in your soldiers, my lord? :(

Are you assuming things of me?

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it was so quiet without you around

I could make it quiet for the rest of your life– by eradicating you of course.

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I promise I've been good...............

Ohoho! Is that so? I somehow doubt it…

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i found what i was looking for so now i make my grand escape!

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jheece:

    T– too lax??? No, not really, my lord, I just sorta slipped….

Ohoho! How amusing that you think I’m referring to solely you. Dear, Jeice-- I speak of my entire army.-- Which reminds me. You and Salza... still close friends hm?

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Do you speak other languages, lord Frieza?

Now that certainly is an excellent question.– One I will not be answering.

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jheece:

    Hnnnnnn, I mEAN….

    Oi, Lord Frieza…. (  Or somethin’ like that… )

It seems things have become too lax since my absence.

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Do you consider yourself sexy?

I consider myself better than everyone else.

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i decided to check my inbox and it’s loaded with asks

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jheece

MOM???

-- excuse me?