very confused, very rat

literally just here to call out Lily Orchard's lies, bs, and contradictions

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Lily Orchard Timeline of BS and Contradictions

The Lily Orchard Timeline

The Lily Orchard Timeline BEFORE YOU READ Forewarning, uses of Lily’s deadname and instances of misgendering will appear in some of the ol

For clarity and convenience, I’ve made a timeline of Lily Orchard’s time on the internet, including most major events and details she herself has stated that will later go on to contradict her other stories. Links and sources included with visual documentation. Go wild.

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https://www.tumblr.com/cd-call-official-blog/817542850805923840/i-didnt-know-what-maid-was-until-i-googled-it-so?

Damn Lily really is just telling people the equivalent of ‘kys’ and expecting people not to notice

For people unaware:

Lily’s been telling people to “apply for MAID” instead of the usually “kys” and thinking she’s clever for doing this. It’s Thalidomide Babies all over again, you’re still a piece of shit Lily.

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Actually, I'd point to George of the Jungle movie with Brendan Frasier. That movie is the best example of the female gaze in my humble opinion

Anon, no joke, that was the first example I gave my friends. Same hat!

I’d say most films with Brandon Frasier are made for the female gaze. (But yes, the scene with him and horses in particular is like… textbook example.)

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“The most controversial mod in rpg history” lmao, what a small world she lives in

I think that one mod that made Dorian Pavus straight was much more controversial, imo

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Is she really going to defend the incest mod???

yes, yes she is

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Time is a flat circle.

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... okay fine, let's play ball.

Disclaimer; this is the sort of shit I normally don't want to comment on, and I'm only doing so because the alternative is to let claims like Lily's go unchallenged.

First things first; the above are self-asks. The someone who said "Hbomberguy is a piece of shit" on Bluesky? That was Lily herself.

Now as to what actually happened:

Somewhere around the 14th of May, 2026 (exact time unknown), Harry (HBomberguy) posted the following skeet to Bluesky. Very shortly thereafter, he chose to delete it. We're talking like 10 minutes.

Harry has made no other public statements in the last month. This is it. Unfortunately that was enough time for a few people to see it, and for at least one person to screenshot it (although that person decided not to share it publicly, at the time). More importantly, it was enough time for people to figure out what the skeet was referring to; this recent skeet by Harry's former collaborator, Patricia Taxxon.

The above skeets are being provided purely as evidence. I'm not here to comment on what Patty says. This ain't the Patty Pit.

The above would have sat dormant and unnoticed were it not for commentors on Bluesky, and eventually, Reddit. It is only because of a thread made on r/youtubedrama that we have access to HBomberguy's post.

Quickly breaking down the original (and only) contribution by Harry; - It can be reasonably inferred to be about Patricia. Despite not naming or referring to her directly, it does contain an almost direct quote from her. - However, it does contain an almost-direct quote. This quote has not been unreasonably truncated, and it has not been taken out of context. Third parties were able to tell that the skeet was about Patty, because Patty unambiguously said those things. - The meaning of the skeet is easy to determine; independent of any accusations or insinuations, Harry is frustrated at the actions of a former friend. Personally, I can understand why, as a human being, Harry wanted to post this. I can also understand his regret at posting it, as a public figure. It's not a good look, but it's a human mistake.

It's also not unprovoked.

Oops this is now a teensy bit The Patty Pit, sorry folks

Patricia is also a public figure, with 120k subscribers on Youtube (almost as many as Lily Orchard) and 6k Bluesky followers. While her reach is nowhere near that of Harry's, It ain't nothing. Easily identifiable vagueposts like this do not go unnoticed, and the people they target often have to deal with all sorts of fun consequences behind the scenes. In this context, Hbomb's response isn't justified, but it's pretty damn understandable.

It's also not a new development; Patty's been throwing shade at Harry since at least 2024. Meanwhile, despite quietly deciding not to collaborate with Patty further due to well-documented behaviour, Harry has said nothing. Well, until last thursday, that is.

Either way, the cat's very much out of the bag now. It continues to be out of the bag, in part, due to Patty's constant relitigation of the matter; she's gone from acting like Harry's skeet doesn't faze her to (falsely) accusing Harry of calling her a pedophile to demanding that Harry "not let this go unchecked" in the space of a few days, and with her track record, she's not going to let this go anytime soon.

So anyway, was Harry's skeet a bad idea? Demonstrably yes. Was it an example of him "pedojacketing trans women"? Absolutely fucking not. Stop trying to stir up drama with self-asks, stop doing so without receipts, and stop lying, Lily.

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So Lily Orchard’s latest made-up drama of the day is that Game Changer/Heated Rivalry stole its premise from real Sapphic Hockey stories and made it about gay men instead. 

Her source?

They happened, so Heated Rivalry had to be copying them and nothing else. 

Just ignore the fact that gay male hockey players have also gotten married within the last decade or that the Game Changer fanfiction pre-existed all of these marriages. 

The only couple who may have been married before 2016 is Julie Chu and Caroline Ouellette, since they never disclosed their actual anniversary. The only issue is that they didn’t make their relationship public until both had retired from Nationals, which was, YOU GUESSED IT, after 2016. (Specifically when they announced the birth of their daughter in 2017.)

Also, does anyone else remember Check, Please!? Was it also stealing from Sapphic Hockey stories in 2013? Please Lily, explain.

So yeah, all I’m getting from this is that Lily still doesn’t give a shit about gay men, or trans men, or LGBT+ men in general. 

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Just want to point out that the entire "executioner's fallacy" is one of those fun concepts that Lily has "coined" (aka made up based on jack shit). At no point have legal executions been carried out by surprise-shooting someone in the back of the head, because that's a fucking insane way to go about it for everyone involved. It's not because it's too emotionally taxing for the executioner, it's because it would be IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTROL THE NECESSARY VARIABLES TO CONSISTENTLY REDUCE SUFFERING. Ever since we started giving a shit, capital punishment has always been a struggle between the humanitarian needs of the executed and the executioner. The electric chair is notoriously NOT pleasant or peaceful to view, it's just considered by some to be better FOR THE EXECUTED PARTY than hanging. Can she take 20 seconds to research literally anything. Fucking hell.

Bold of you to assume Lily would research jack shit.

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Just 2%...? That's it?

Yeah….

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Lily saying that murder is worse than rape reminds me of when she said that cannibalism is a bigger taboo/worse than incest. It genuinely seems like she is trying to convince her audience that even if she was guilty of incest and rape, at least she didn't commit murder and cannibalism!

Lily should remember that the Man v. Bear debate was a thing. Like. How do you forget women everywhere agreeing they’d rather take the higher chance of bear mauling/death over the lower chance of being raped?

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WTF IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? LITERALLY 2% OF RAPISTS EVER END UP WITH A GUILTY VERDICT AND 60% OF RAPE VICTIMS NEVER EVEN REPORT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, NO SHIT RAPE IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE LEAST PROSECUTED YET RAMPANT CRIMES???

LIKE SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE STUDIES THAT 2% OF RAPISTS GET CONVICTED. THATS SO SO MUCH LESS THEN MURDER.

Apologies Anon, for a brief second I thought you were exaggerating that number, but no. https://rainn.org/facts-statistics-the-scope-of-the-problem/statistics-the-criminal-justice-system/

It literally is 2%.

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With how much info about LO there is clogging up numerous subreddits, isn't it time to make 2 subreddits about her to alleviate that issue (one nsfw on default & an sfw one)?

I’m not familiar enough with Reddit or it’s standards for making subreddits to say.

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Someone should tell Lily about the Streisand effect. Nobody would know she likes incest if she didn't talked so much about it.

I think it’s too late for that.