Fangirl

I'm prolly insane

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Weird obsessions

Does anyone have any crazy obsessions that they know like everything about? Mine are crows, Greek mythology, and the stormlight archives.

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Hot takes?

Funniest hot takes? Most controversial? I’ll go first, Star Wars is overrated. The Percy Jackson tv series sucks and it’s because of the same reason as the movies.

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Does anyone else vaguely remember the box trolls? Like at all? I have these vague memories of the box trolls but idk how real they are. Also where can I watch it???

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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Physiological: Air, Water, Food, Sleep, Clothing, reproduction

Safety Needs: Personal Security, Employment, Resources, Health, Property

Love and Belonging: Friendship, Family, Sense of connection, Intimacy

Esteem: Respect, Self-Esteem, Status, Recognition, Strength, Freedom,

Self-Actualization: Achieving one’s full potential, including creative activities.

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 “A poem cannot stop a bullet. A novel can't defuse a bomb … But we are not helpless … We can sing the truth & name the liars.” We must tell better stories than the tyrants.

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My favorite joke ever ;D

Three men die and go to heaven. Waiting for them at the gates to heaven is St. Peter. St. Peter informs them that heaven is over crowding and that in order to get in they must have an excellent death story.

The first man stands up and begins his story. "I suspected my wife of cheating on my so I rushed home early to catch her in the act. She was undressed but her lover was nowhere in sight. I searched the whole house over and over but found no one. That's when I heard the cries of a man on the balcony. He was barely holding on and crying for help. Obviously, I didn't help him but instead to pound the dirty sneak's fingers. He slipped and fell a few stories but landed in the bushes by our apartments, scratched but otherwise unharmed. In a rush of anger I lugged over our freezer and threw it over the edge. The cord wrapped around my ankle and tugged me down as well. Me and the man were both crushed into oblivion. And here I am." For a moment St. Peter stares at the man before nodding with a small grin.

St. Peter turns to the second man who begins his tale, with a glare towards the first man he begins his tale. "My mom is old and forgetful but her pride and joy is her garden on her balcony. I was watering it because I was sure she had forgotten when I fell and slipped. I, rather luckily, caught hold of the balcony below me. I began to cry for help and a man came charging towards me. I had thought I was saved but he started pounding on my hands and screaming at me. I eventually fell but when I did I fell into pushes, feeling completely fine. THAT'S WHEN HE THREW A FRICKIN FREEZER ON ME!!!"

St. Peter barks a laugh and nods at the third man. This man turns towards the first man and said "If you had just checked the freezer all three of us would be alive."

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Darth Vader was ultimately a hero, not a villain.

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Is a taco a sandwich?

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Question time!

Can money buy happiness?

I'm interested in seeing what people say!

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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket

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For Beatrice-

No one could extinguish my love,

or your house.

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For Beatrice-

When we met my life began,

Soon after, yours ended.

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For Beatrice-

You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave.

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Quotes

To Beatrice-

Darling, Dearest, Dead.

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For Beatrice-

When we were together I felt breathless.

Now, you are.

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Quotes

“I’ve always liked quiet people: You never know if they’re dancing in a daydream or if they’re carrying the weight of the world.”

— John Green, Looking for Alaska

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Riddle Time

What can run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk, have a head that never weeps, and a bed that never sleeps?