My silly little brain worms

They/them & aro/ace! Digital artist! DM me for commission info 3:] If you want to see examples of my art, check out my art blog ouroborus-studios! 🔥autism🔥 (current fixation: D&D & Homestuck)

[ender-the-insomniac]

New intro post!

(bc the old one was old and stinky BLEGHHHHHH)

I'm Ender, your local vampiric shapeshifting genderless entity!

Want to see my art? My art tag is ouroborus studios!

I feed commission scammers in my art posts to my cannibal ocs <3

I go by any pronouns, but I prefer they/them :] I'm also all A's, baybeee (aromantic, asexual, agender, autistic, and probably more), but that doesn't stop me from writing and drawing ship art (most of which are of my OCs)

I self-ship with Troupe Master Grimm, he is my qpr husband and I enjoy making him outfits and being generally bothersome towards him :]

I'm also a punk goth! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!

I don't really make a ton of original posts, and I'm a huge tag-talker, + am bad about initiating conversation with moots. But I love receiving asks and will always respond to them as quickly as I can!

DNI if you are:

abelist

homophobic

racist

pro-AI

a proshipper

part of MAGA

a TERF/transphobic in general

a general sucky person

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[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[prokopetz]

Doug Jones and Danny DeVito in a buddy comedy about a couple of elderly former henchmen unwillingly dragged out of retirement for one last caper. There's a running gag where they claim to be the original duo that the "one of them is short and fat and the other is tall and thin" trope is based on.

[prokopetz]

Playing against the trope's conventions (but to the actors' respective strengths), DeVito's character is the talkative one while Jones' character hardly says a word. The former argues that popular media usually has it the other way 'round due to prejudice against short people.

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[homophobla]

[getting assaulted by a ukranian nationalist] what. No dude it's the flag of Duchy of Carniola. I'm a huge fan of obscure imperial estates of the Holy Roman Empire. Lol

[karlyuchka]

Wait i have to google something

[karlyuchka]

Yeah this is funny

[homophobla]

Thanks

[tieflingkisser]

[tieflingkisser]

[tieflingkisser]

[debelice]

Aerial Pruning Skills

[hermit-skrab]

[softtummybitch-deactivated20260]

fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass

[tasteyandfreshe]

I saw this and thought “there’s no way in hell this thing is real” and it turns out it IS real and it’s called an aerial saw. Here is the beginning of the fifth paragraph of the wikipedia article:

So that’s comforting, but here’s the kicker: It was invented in 1983 by a man named Randall Rogers. The wikipedia article for the aerial saw mentions that following his death, the patent was sold to another company who holds it today. It does NOT mention how he died, but thankfully the Chicago Tribune has an archived article with this little nugget:

He was KILLED BY HIS OWN INVENTION. And this company sees this absolutely insane machine, hears that it killed its own inventor, and goes “yeah I’ll buy that”.

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas (to there and at least a few neighboring US states) between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17.

The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

FDA recall info: X

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[superchat]

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[wizardarchetypes]

i know i encourage people to learn tree ID and bird ID and love the world around them but the one thing i never warn ppl about is how dramatically it narrows your suspension of belief when you’re watching a tv show filmed thousands of miles from where it’s supposed to take place.

was going bananas watching a show set in Oregon but they didn’t edit out a constant chorus of eastern pheobes in the background, but i persevered. bc one i don’t care THAT much and 2 it’s kinda a fun part of the je ne sais quoi especially if the show sort of sucks

but i do have my limits and when i was watching a show set in northern Ohio, filmed in BC I actually quit it permanently when the characters walked into a stand of coastal douglas firs.

[wizardarchetypes]

frustrated further when i complained about this and someone from the PNW was like “yeah Ohio is so flat and nothing that was too obvious.”

☝️northern Ohio sits on one of the great lakes and was once home to one of the largest wetlands/swamps on the continent. colonial agriculture devastated it but its remnants have persevered. my issue was not that BC was too beautiful to be Ohio. It’s that Ohio’s beauty was not showcased.

[gallusrostromegalus]

STORY I NEED YOU TO READ THIS ARTICLE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST INSANE EXAMPLES OF THIS PHENOMENON AND I LOVE HOW THE AUTHOR DESCENDS INTO THE DEPTHS OF MADNESS OVER IT.

It’s One of the Weirdest Mistakes in Movie History. I Spent Months Investigating How It All Went Wrong.

The story behind cinema’s most mysterious bird.