My Main Is A Roleplay Blog

Adder, it/he. I just post whatever shit my friends throw on my dash. I’ll tag discourse in case people wanna avoid it. Ask me to tag anything else.Pedos/MAPs/transphobes/homophobes/etc. dni

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

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(via @mawziee​ ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

" whore lore "

[moondustix]

Problem solved

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So has anyone noticed that the number of checkmarks that staff decided would be perfect for a full rainbow was. Exactly 12. 12 colors in this spectrum. Hm. How funny. I wonder what other media might exist out there that has a full rainbow composed of 12 c

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[amoebeau]

He’s got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows 

[vanamunde]

he's gonna getchu

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

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[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

heys......

*gets scared*

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[teaboot]

I've always had a hard time relaxing and turning my brain off, so when I asked my mom for advice, she recommended a long hot bath.

So I tried it, but it didn't work. But everyone seems to agree that hot baths are incredibly relaxing, so I tried just making the water hotter. And it worked! I spent an hour in the hot hot bath in my steamy bathroom and when I got out I was so tired and wobbly that I went straight to bed and fell asleep immediately.

And for the last five or six years since then, whenever I need to relax, I have a hot hot bath. Sometimes I can't get out, because I'm so relaxed, so I have to sit in the empty tub for a few minutes until my heart slows down and my legs start working again.

Sometimes, I get out just fine, but once I get up and start moving, everything goes dark and I can't see anything, and then I need to lay on the floor for a bit. And it's so nice, because then I don't think about anything, and I'm very relaxed.

But then one day I took a very long bath and couldn't talk for a bit (because I was so relaxed) and so I was sitting on the ground in a towel for a sec, and my roommate asked if I was okay, and I said I was fine, I'd just had a bath.

And she said "what".

And after some light research it appears that I have not been "relaxing", so much as regularly making myself black out on purpose

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[sparrow-va]

This feels like a YouTube poop in the form of an image post

[parme-san]

hey (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) thought about my character again. yeah the one i like

[thefamiliarstrange]

reposting leslie feinberg quotes the way facebook moms repost minion memes

[thefamiliarstrange]

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[aquacycle]

i work at the isekai protagonist factory, they put me in a big old truck and tell me to drive full speed into teenagers