legally a jojo

why the fuck am i teaching english i can't read

[this-angels-unable]

someone make jo say nya

[englishbutilliterate]

no

[this-angels-unable]

i have yet to call jo dad to his face and i refuse to do so unless im snorting the crackiest of cracks

[englishbutilliterate]

coward

[this-angels-unable]

well now im making it a point to never call you dad to your face

[englishbutilliterate]

:(

[this-angels-unable]

sucks to suck pops is the closest you’ll ever get

[trans-teddybear]

Hey! Don’t be so rude to your father.

[this-angels-unable]

y'all cant double team me what the hell

[englishbutilliterate]

we just did :)

[trans-teddybear]

N, ,,, , no homo but like , ,, , ,, if Jo ran his hands through my hair while I cuddled into him and gave me compliments, ,, , , , that'd be nice, ,, , ,,,

[trans-teddybear]

Me, engaged to Jo: No homo, but,-

[englishbutilliterate]

if you’re at home i’ll be there in 10

[this-angels-unable]

i have yet to call jo dad to his face and i refuse to do so unless im snorting the crackiest of cracks

[englishbutilliterate]

coward

[this-angels-unable]

well now im making it a point to never call you dad to your face

[englishbutilliterate]

:(

[this-angels-unable]

i've eaten fairy lights and flashlights y'all think i can eat a full course meal of just lightbulbs or what

[englishbutilliterate]

yknow i had the feeling you were the one responsible for my missing fairy lights but i did not expect you to say you were eating them

[this-angels-unable]

i have yet to call jo dad to his face and i refuse to do so unless im snorting the crackiest of cracks

[englishbutilliterate]

coward

[englishbutilliterate]

@msblueberry you’re the worst

[trans-teddybear]

Currently trying to adopt Bob, we'll see how this goes

[trans-teddybear]

Status update: I have a new son!!!!

[annabear-fpa]

Congrats!

[englishbutilliterate]

does that mean bob is also my son as well

[trans-teddybear]

Nobody may be perfect but Jo is damn near it

[englishbutilliterate]

i could say the same for you

[trans-teddybear]

Bdndaksjjanfnakand 💕💕

[englishbutilliterate]

you: *exists*

me: 

[trans-teddybear]

Nobody may be perfect but Jo is damn near it

[englishbutilliterate]

i could say the same for you

[trans-teddybear]

Bleg being a former alcoholic on the verge of relapse isnt fun when you can literally just get alcohol at any given time and nothing is stopping you

[englishbutilliterate]

i’m coming over where are you

[englishbutilliterate]

in case you didn’t hear, i’ll be going on vacation for my mental health. i’ll probably be gone for at least a week, but feel free to text me while i’m gone! love y’all!

[remanence-of-love]

[brostateexam]

[uwu-bot3000]

It's come to my attention that we've both adopted ko , our difference however is that I'm less responsible than the kids I've called my own. |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Hello fellow | | parental unit | | | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ ((I'm the unofficial dad of Ko and leader of Tek, a branch off of Ko))

I see yes we have, also i thought elais @wallmanlunchman and jocat are the parents too

[wallmanlunchman]

I hope I can be a decent enough father with my disabilities.

[trans-teddybear]

if jocat is one of the parents, do I count as a parent too, or am I just the parent’s boyfriend?

[wallmanlunchman]

Pau mistyped, it was Puffin and not Jocat.

[englishbutilliterate]

im hurt

[odddanplan]

If you dont give all your love to JoCat you have no love. There's no reason not to love JoCat k thx

[janus-the-snake]

he is best bean

[odddanplan]

Thats why im drawing excessive amounts of fan art of him yeehaw

[trans-teddybear]

@englishbutilliterate

[englishbutilliterate]

:0

[englishbutilliterate]

Hewwo mistew jowo wiww you take my hand in mawwiage and pwomise to nevew weave my side?

you’re a student and i have a boyfriend so i think i’ll pass but thanks for the offer

[notmrlee]

someone give me tasty and cute food ideas this dummy overslept and he’s gonna starve :<

[trans-teddybear]

deep fried baby

[englishbutilliterate]

are you implying that hosuh should deepfry a child

[wheresthatchime]

please dont deepfry children 

[englishbutilliterate]

i think that might be illegal