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enha-cafe, 2023

[fairyofshampgyu]

COMING SOON...

˙⋆✮ TOMORROW X TOGETHER HOST CLUB !

SUMMARY: You enrol into a rich ass university under a scholarship scheme. You find out the university is not only famous for its prestigiousness, but also very famous for their host club: a club with five very handsome, very eccentric boys that entertain the bored and affluent students. When you accidentally land yourself in debt to them, you're forced to assist with five events each under a different host. What can go wrong…?!

GENRE: smut, homie hopper y/n, ohshc au, mini series, dom! reader, crack, fluff, uni au, reverse harem, parody

PAIRING: sub! ot5 txt x dom! reader

INTRODUCING THE HOSTS:

Each of the five hosts attracts guests with their own distinct type, all of which are widely loved for their different appeal.

CHOI YEONJUN ! The ‘prince charming’ type

With his good looks, princely charm, and flamboyancy, Yeonjun is the most popular member of the host club, with a 70% request rate. His rose's color is white and his representative animal is a fox. Choi yeonjun was the one to create the club, his family plays a significant role in funding the university, hence why he is able to get away with having such a club. He personally recruited all of the other members and the club is something he values more than anything. A fashion major, Choi yeonjun is the heir to a global luxury fashion house. He also excitedly designs and creates many of the costumes for the host club events and members. He is the most flirty member and does the most fanservice.

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CHOI SOOBIN ! The ‘gentle leader’ type

As the club’s president, Choi soobin is known for his calm authority and soft spoken nature. He is very polite and known to be very gentlemanly. His family is also the richest, with very old money and an aristocratic lineage. Despite this, he remains humble and approachable. His rose’s colour is pink and his representative animal is a bunny. Guests love him for his soft posh boy vibes, often wearing fake glasses as he knows guests love it, leaning into this image. His soft nurturing nature as the leader earned him the club’s unofficial title of the ‘mum’, whilst yeonjun is referred to as the ‘dad’ - a contrasting dynamic guests really seem to like. He also studies English literature. Guests ask soobin to create bullshit poetry for them, which they fawn over. Despite being an English lit student, poetry is not one of his strong suits.

CHOI BEOMGYU ! The ‘emo rockstar’ type

He is very brooding and emo, known for his mysterious nature which, unsurprisingly gains him a lot of attention from guests. With his messy wolfcut, guitar, and multiple facial piercings, he leans into a rockstar aesthetic that many find appealing. It is a role that sells. His roses’s colour is red and his representative animal is a bear. Unlike the other members, he is also secretly on a scholarship and does not come from an esteemed or wealthy family. He has his issues with the club, but it pays well and he does love his members. He remains deeply attached to the club and still enjoys being a host. Choi beomgyu studies music. Seems to always be tired and sleeping due to balancing his studies and being a host club member.

HUENING KAI ! The ‘cute angel’ type

Often referred to as ‘Honey Kai’, a nickname guests who favour him use fondly. Kai is known for his bright, sweet, sunshine personality and his sweet tooth. His cheerful energy and soft, approachable nature makes him especially popular with those drawn to the cute type. He loves plushies and collecting them, particularly penguins and is almost never seen without one. Guests frequently gift him penguin plushies, to the point where he now just has two rooms filled entirely with them. His roses’s colour is yellow and his representative animal is a penguin. His family owns hotel and resort chains. Kai studies music alongside beomgyu. Occasionally, beomgyu and kai will produce background music for events together.

KANG TAEHYUN ! The ‘cool intelligent’ type

Kang taehyun is known for his cold and unemotional resolve. He is highly intelligent and academically driven, taehyun is the treasurer of the club. While soobin and yeonjun handle overall planning, taehyun oversees the numbers and tracks profits, keeping track of who performs best and what brings in the most revenue. He claims to only be involved for the experience and connections it offers, treating the club more like a strategic investment. His rose’s colour is blue and his representative animal is a squirrel. Though, many guests argue he is more of a cat. Despite all of this, taehyun is known to have a soft spot for kai, who is his best friend. Their dynamic is also especially popular. Kang taehyun studies finance and comes from a family involved in finance and brokerage. He also workouts the most and is popular for his good shape and muscles.

RELEASE DATE: TBA

COMMENT TO BE ADDED TO THE TAGLIST !

A/n: this probably won’t be out until around June since I have exams lol but I wanted to post a teaser since it was fun to make and to see the reception !! This series is going to be a mini series and will probably have 5 parts for each member. Also don’t get your hopes up LMAOO each chapter probably won’t be too long and will sort of be like oneshot smuts with each member. I do have rough ideas for each member now but this is still probably not going to be plot heavy or super cohesive loll

Also tell me which character has caught your eye so far based on the profiles in the comments I’m very curious hehe…which host would you be requesting for?

[makesoneteam]

there are some hate symbols that are insidious and not easily recognisable if you don't know their history, especially because many of them start out as neutral symbols that then get co-opted by hate groups. and then there's, you know, The Fucking Confederate Flag

[enha-cafe]

pocketz look so cutie in that TikTok (I wanna make them cry)

[enha-cafe]

tease jungwon x perv reader

he thinks it’s so cute to mess with you and make you squirm. he knows how your heart and mind race watching him dance. he wears tight shirts on purpose so you’ll stare at him. calls you in the morning when his voice is still raspy. when’s he’s drunk he’s all clingy and hanging over you begging you to just take another shot when you’re thinking about how nice he’d look begging for other things

[luvyeni]

℘ let’s get high , let’s make out ⸝⸝⸝ 선우 !

⌗ LETSGETHIGHANDMAKEOUT — getting high and making out with sunoo .

⧼ 🍡 ⧽ 一 pairing。 ⸝⸝ sunoo x fem!reader 𓄵 wc. 0.8k genre。smut contains! fingering, unprotected sex , language { back to library }

( request ). can you make more sunoo fluff or smut PLEEK there’s slim pickings on tumblr fr

( yeni’s note ). i’m back … and i came back with stoner sunoo because… hot

you never skipped a ‘you wanna smoke?’ text from your best friend sunoo ; grabbing your essentials — your phone and shoes , immediately going over to his house , letting yourself in where he was waiting in his room; the blunts, pre-rolled. snacks stacked on his nightstand with your favorite dumb tv show queued up and ready for you.

soon the two of you were cuddled up together watching the tv show , half awake. “why do we watch this?” he shrugged. “i think we’re too deep into now , so we can’t just stop it.” his arm draped across your shoulders. “no matter how dumb it is.” you hummed turning back to the television , the day slowly coming to an end , silence once again filling the room. “you wanna makeout?”

he looked down at your form , his cheeks rosy from his high as he answered. “you’ve definitely had too much , make only one pre-roll and quarter of a brownie next time.” he couldn’t help but look at your lips — back at your eyes which were half open , but you looked serious. “what makes you think i’m joking?” he scoffed. “because we’re best friends.” you shrugged , “is that what’s stopping you from making out with me?” “or have you never made out with anyone before and you’re scared it’s gonna suck.” teasing him , but he didn’t take that lightly. “yeah?”

maybe it was the cannabis running through his system , or the condescending smirk on your face , but sunoo couldn’t stop himself — soon his hand found your neck , not choking you but definitely stopping your high giggles , your eyes opening in shock . “you think that?” his tongue swiping across your bottom lip , teasing you before kissing you. he held you by your neck as he ravished you , his tongue slipping into your mouth. it was slow; messy and lazy — but it was the hottest fucking kiss you’ve ever shared with someone , and it was with your best friend.

eventually you both had to pull away , he gave your lips a few pecks — he smirked looking at your state. “look at you.” his thumb swiping across your lip , wiping the spit off ; pulling at it , a whimper emitting from your lips. “you like that didn’t you?” his fingers ghosting your waist. “i’m barely touching you and you’re twitching.” head tilting to the side , the boy currently above you didn’t feel like your best friend. “that kiss did a number on you pretty didn’t it?” hands slipping into your sweats. “su-sunoo.” his finger stroking your clothed clit. “you’re so sensitive baby.”

pushing your panties to the side , pushing a single finger inside. “so wet , my finger just slipped inside.” you had to be dreaming , a side effect of the weed — were you greening out right now? there was no way your best friend of so long , was currently fingering you right now , he added another finger , speeding up, you gripped his wrist as he continued his ministrations on your clit. “fuck sunoo i’m gonna cum..” you gasped , he hummed. “you gonna cum ? make a mess all over my finger?” he groaned , cock straining against sweats. “come on , cream my fingers.”

before you could even get through your first bliss , he was shoving his pants down , his cock springing up , nice sized and thick — he had a pretty cock , his tip red and dripping with pre-cum. “you want it baby?” he kissed your cheeks softly. “sunoo please fuck me.” whining as he teased your clit , pushing himself inside you. “sh-shit.” he groaned , his cock filling you up. “fuck you’re so tight.” rocking his hips , his dick sawing in and out of you. “fuck sunoo!” pinning your waist down to the bed as pounded into you. “so fucking good for me.” he groaned. “tell me you love it pretty , tell me you love my cock stretching you out like this.”

you couldn’t speak , your head was spinning. “su-sun.” he chuckled as your tried to get the words. “poor girl , fucked dumb -fuck- yo-you thought i didn’t even know how to kiss you , but now -fu..fuck- now you’re dumb on my cock , you gonna cum again.” his thumb circling your clit. “cum baby , cum all over my cock.” the slapping sounds filling the room along with the tv as you reached your second peak , moaning sunoos name over and over as he pushed you past your orgasm. “fuck i’m cumming.” he cursed. “shit…” pulling out just as spurts of his cum landed on your cunt , he tapped the head of his cock on your folds as you came down. “you okay?”

he looked at you with low hazy eyes. “you aren’t in pain are you?” the sudden personality switch gave you whiplash. “talk me pretty.” you nodded. “i’m okay.” he smiled. “good.” making sure you had enough water , the snacks not seemly enough for you in his mind. “i should order you some food , i don’t think snacks are enough.” cleaning you up the pre-rolls and infused treats sitting on the nightstand ready to be used again. “did we just fuck up?” he asked. “do you feel like we fucked up?” he shook his head no. “then no we didn’t , you wanna do it again?” his cheek turned red again , he nodded and you climbed into his lap , taking a piece of brownie , feeding it to him.

“but this time i’m on top.”

©️LUVYENI

[enha-cafe]

stoner txt

please i just know they get whiny and fuck NASTY

[enha-cafe]

Day idk without heeseung, I am losing taste in my right eye

[enha-cafe]

HEESEUNG?! WTF?!

Woke up and my friend was calling me to tell me omfg like contact ain’t even up ARENT WE IN THE MIDDLE OR PROMOTION OR SMTH?!

Anyways hope whatever he does he’s happy and fulfilled

[enha-cafe]

i feel like jungwon and jake are eaters solely for the love of the game and hee and jay are eaters cause it makes you happy

[enha-cafe]

I want to ride beomgyus biceps

[enha-cafe]

hey so like trying real hard to get back into writing rn but it's super hard when you're actively grieving so lets have some patience yeah?

[enha-cafe]

kinktober — biting (c.b)

kinktober masterlist

PAIRING: choi beomgyu x afab! reader

SUMMARY: who wouldn't let beomgyu in a vampire costume bite them?

WARNINGS: biting (duh), slight roleplay, petname (baby), mild cursing, no prep (please prep), unprotected (don't be silly wrap your willy),

WORD COUNT: 359

A/N: ignore how late this is, i got attacked by fanfic writer curse

you were starting to regret coming to this party. you were mostly regretting letting your boyfriend out dressed as a vampire.

there was just something about those fake fangs. you couldn’t look away from them, and he knew what he was doing. making sure you saw each stupid smirk and smiling extra wide for pictures.

he couldn’t help but tease you, “y/n don’t i look good with fangs?” and “why do you keep staring? do you want me to bite your neck?” but in his defense he didn’t expect you to admit to your desires.

and here you are in some random bed at a costume party.

“shit baby did the fangs really get you this wet? i don’t even think you need prep.” you can’t help but feel embarrassed at how he stares at you, but the embarrassment soon fades when you feel him entering you causing you to let out a low moan.

his shallow thrusts only making you need him more, “gyu~ i thought you said you were going to bite me,” “i mean if that's what you want,” he taunts.

you watch as his head dips to your shoulder, your body fills with anticipation. finally, the one thing you’ve wanted all night, you feel the sting of his teeth on your skin. it’s not enough to break the skin, just enough to feel the burn and all the pleasure that comes with.

you feel his hips stutter inside you, “holy shit you really liked that.” all you can do is nod your head and whine.

before you can manage to ask him to continue, you’re attacked by an onslaught of bites. your shoulder, your collarbone, your neck, and even some nibbles on your breasts.

pain turned to pleasure, only amplified by the feeling of beomgyu thrusting hard and fast inside of you. both of you chasing your highs. the room becoming louder and stuffier as each nerve feels like it’s on fire.

before you know it that knots in both your stomachs has come undone and you’re both out of breath, “never knew you’d be into something like this, we should do that more often.”

perma tag list: @hoonslutt @moonlighthoon @love4heejayke @jouliejihan @yizhoutv @watamotee33 @bunnie-hq @boba-beom @vousty @spookyji @mcarebearsstuff @bbokvhs

kinktober tag list: @soobabby @starsmew @hersailee

[enha-cafe]

y'all would not believe all the stuff i have been through but TRUST kinktober is in the works just delayed

[enha-cafe]

TAG ME FOR TXTS KINKTOBER PRETTY PLEASE 🙏

I GOTCHU

[enha-cafe]

'25 Kinktober Masterlist

links to be added

10/02 ➤ Choi Beomgyu — Biting

10/08 ➤ Jake Sim — Sensory Deprivation

10/12 ➤ Huening Kai — Camera

10/13 ➤ Lee Heeseung — Phone Sex

10/15 ➤ Choi Soobin — Thigh Fucking

10/16 ➤ Choi Yeonjun — Public Sex

10/17 ➤ Jay Park — Car Sex

10/20 ➤ Yang Jungwon — Porn Watching

10/21 ➤ Kang Taehyun — Temperature Play

10/25 ➤ Kim Sunoo — Edging

10/29 ➤ Park Sunghoon — Sweat

perma tag list: @hoonslutt @moonlighthoon @love4heejayke @jouliejihan @yizhoutv @watamotee33 @bunnie-hq @boba-beom @vousty @spookyji @mcarebearsstuff @bbokvhs

kinktober tag list: @soobabby @starsmew @hersailee

[enha-cafe]

okay but do y'all want ghostface! txt as like actual ghostface or just mask kink?

actual ghostface! txt

mask kink! txt

j's box <3

Voting ended onSep 25, 2025