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[/flings a condom at his face]
WHY.
*gives him flame resistant condoms*
{ ♠ } – He looked at the box the doctor passed to him, and for a few seconds he didn’t really react until it registered in his mind. Condoms. Obviously he had heard about them, but he hadn’t seen them before– because he hadn’t needed them.
He looked away from Sahar, glancing down at the ground instead as his face flushed a faint red. “Uh-m… Is there a… particular reason for this…”
[/throws a shoe at him]
{ ♠ } – The shoe she tossed at him flew right through his body, going over the railings and into the ocean below. “Ah… Sorry about that. I’ll buy you a new pair or something.” Why did she throw it at him in the first place?
[/puts his hair in a crappy pony tail because shes drunk and bored tbh]
{ ♠ } – He was aware that his hair had grown out quite a bit, the ends almost touching his shoulders, but he never considered the fact that they were long enough to gather into a ponytail. It felt a bit weird, considering his hair had been the same length almost his whole life.
He reached behind his head to feel the small ponytail Tesla had made, a hum of contemplation passing his lips before the edge of his lip tugged upward. Ace looked over his shoulder, glancing at the woman sitting behind him who’s features were slightly flushed due to the alcohol.
He tilted his head, asking with a hint of amusement, “Does it suit me?”
me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.
me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
steals all of his food tbh
{ ♠ } –“Ya know I’ve been taught not to harm a woman…”
stalks him from the bushes and takes notes and pictures
{ ♠ } – He had finally healed to the point where he was able to take small walks without supervision. There was still some pain in his back, but nothing like what he had experienced for the past several months, and after being bedridden and then having to use crutches for so long, walking without any support at all felt like a breath of fresh air.
His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the rustling of leaves, the male turning towards a large bush where the sound had come from. He could have sworn he heard the click of a camera as well.
Walking over to the bush, he reached out and latched onto the stalker before they could run away. Upon seeing that it was one of the Heart Pirate’s doctors, he was left without words.
He stared at her, unsure of what to make of the situation. “…” So much for taking a walk without supervision. “I feel fine– you can put that in your notes.”
HOW DID HE STAY IN THE WOMB FOR -2 YEARS-
{ ♠ } – Don’t look at him for answers. He has no idea.
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Due to being kept in the womb far past his normal due date, Ace has had to face the long term effects of it. While he was fortunate enough not to have any blaring physical disabilities from birth, his neurological state wasn’t as lucky.
“Post-term children have a considerably higher risk of clinically relevant problem behaviour. They are more than twice as likely as term-born children to have clinical ADHD,” concluded a study of 5,145 Dutch babies published in the International Journal of Epidemiology.
Modi said its findings were “perfectly plausible [because] we know that birth after your due date is associated with a whole range of problems. If your baby stays in the womb for too long they are more likely to be a stillbirth, or weigh too little or be more likely to have a neurological disorder, because the longer a baby stays in the womb the more likely the placenta is to stop functioning normally.” [x]
These are real studies done on overdue children, typically around a month overdue. Since Ace was overdue for much longer than that (to an absurd degree), the effects on him are more severe.
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Ace: I don’t need gasoline to burn stuff down, guys. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.
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Althea couldn’t help but worry about the individual. Was this truly Ace of the Whitebeard pirates? At least that was what she heard last she was in a Marine base. She approached the male to check on him, worried about how he had suddenly fell unconscious for some reason.
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{ ♠ } – After he had spent two years with the Heart Pirates, rehabilitating and developing friendships with the majority of the crew, Ace had decided that it was time to take his leave. He could function almost as well as before now, so it didn’t feel right to overstay his welcome-- so he left with a grateful thanks.
He returned to travelling independently, except this time he didn’t have a set goal in mind. He was okay with that for the time being. His status was still unknown to the world, and he’d rather keep it that way for a little while longer. His torso was covered by a poncho, and a brown leather hat much like his older one shadowed his eyes as he travelled.
His eyes fluttered open when he felt a presence getting close to him. He had taught himself to be far more alert than before. His eyebrow rose as he asked, “Can I help ya Miss?”