Mad World

"No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience." - John Locke

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

Why, have you already seen all of the ones in the house?

[enlightenzayn]

Of course, because in a house full of attractive women I'd much rather spend my time viewing explicit content on a television screen.

[omgkenzthicke]

Oh boy, sounds weird.

[enlightenzayn]

That's the 21st century for you. Though it's good to know the theater room is so.. thorough.. I suppose.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Satanic Sluts sounds interesting. What’s it about, Bradford?

[enlightenzayn]

I didn't watch it, but from the looks of the DVD cover it's either a horror film or a terrifyingly grotesque porno. Why Biebs, were you planning on watching it?

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

Are you sure you didn’t just look through porn titles?

[enlightenzayn]

Those most definitely were not pornos, that much I can assure you of.

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

Are you on drugs?

[enlightenzayn]

Not at all, though I suspect the film writers might be. I'm being dead serious here, Char. Go check it out. They're really in there.

[enlightenzayn]

The titles of some of these movies in the home theater are baffling to me. "Zombie Strippers," for example. And what about "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"? And then there's my personal favorite.. "Satanic Sluts - The Black Order Cometh." I am profusely confused right about now. 

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

King Bieber, get that shit straight. What pics?

[enlightenzayn]

Nah, sticking with Princess Biebs. I think the pics of you in that tiara prove it.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

If anything, you’re the only one here who’s missing out. Classy my ass. 

[enlightenzayn]

Y'know, you're right. Why don't you teach my your ways, oh Princess Biebs? Should I get those pics out?

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Uh huh, sure you’re not..

Yeeeeaa—no. Did you not see my sign? I spelled my own name wrong because this isn’t legit, just something to laugh about later. I don’t touch feet, my hands are too precious for that.

[enlightenzayn]

Your call, mate, your call. I think you should know that you're missing out though. My feet are baby soft. And I still stand behind my original sentiment. I am far too classy to let you paint my nails without getting the toes to match.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

If you’re so curious, why don’t you go look through their stuff yourself? 

Well, I’ve been driven into utter boredom. That’s a start. And if I do this, I’m not touching your feet; hands only.

[enlightenzayn]

Because I am neither curious nor a snoop.

Whoa, hey now. Nope. No deal. If I do this, I fully expect a matching set. C'mon, I thought you were a real nail salon? You gotta give the mani-pedi's mate.

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

SO I made it to another one of these...

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

I think there’s a baking one in the shelf by the fridge

[enlightenzayn]

Very nice. This'll be easy peasy then.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

I don’t know either.. And no, I didn’t go through people’s stuff. If I opened the door to someone’s room, I’d just close it and go on to the next. Nothing’s labeled here! I don’t snoop, unless I have a reason to.

Where’s the fun in that? Come on, Bradford. You know you want some color in your black and white world.

[enlightenzayn]

You opened the door to people's rooms but didn't rifle through anything? I don't know if I should be shocked or disappointed.

Why do you want to paint my nails so bad? If you really want to get that up close and personal with my feet, be my guest. But I must warn you I am ticklish.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Okay, I have polish not whatever the hell laqueer is. Oh, I found it of course. No one was around earlier except Charlotte, but then she went off and did her birthday thing, I don’t know actually, so then I took a luxurious walk around the house and went into like every room. Found some interesting things.. but then I found a box of all this nail polish up in the massage room and I figured why not? Seems like fun, so I took it and here we are.

Good, it’s not your color. How about red? Or that naked one.. nude! Yeah, that’s it.

[enlightenzayn]

Ha-ha, good one. Hilarious, really. It's the same thing as nail polish I thought? Dunno mate, you're the one with the box of the stuff... Wait- you went looking through people's stuff? Bad idea my friend, bad idea. Did you find anything interesting?

And once again, I reiterate: you are not painting my nails. Maybe you should do your toes or something? You can even put some flowers on there. It'd suit you.

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

SO I made it to another one of these...

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

It’s a bit complicated, you may need a cook book for it love

[enlightenzayn]

It's a cake, not rocket science. Not only will I manage to successfully make it; it will also be beautiful. 

But theoretically speaking.. if I did need a cookbook, where would I find said thing? Do we have any in the kitchen or?

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

SO I made it to another one of these...

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

Haha no worries love! Cake is cake… Unless it’s red velvet… I’ll make it one day for you

[enlightenzayn]

Is red velvet a good thing? If cake is cake then I'm totally attempting to make you one. How hard can it be?

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

[fuckthis-bieber]

What shade you want? Light, dark, neon, glow in the dark..

[enlightenzayn]

First of all, how do you have so many shades of pink nail lacquer? Second of all, I don't want any. I am not letting you paint my nails pink.

[fuckthis-bieber]

Juz10's Nale Salawn is now open.

I’ll have all your nails lookin’ good in the worst way possible in no time.

[enlightenzayn]

Aw, look at you. You're practically an entrepreneur. 

Do you have pink?