Sep 21, 2013
Bachelor life
I just dropped a piece of food and it fell down the crease of my underwear and rolled down and touched my penis. #eatinginyourunderwear
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Bachelor life
I just dropped a piece of food and it fell down the crease of my underwear and rolled down and touched my penis. #eatinginyourunderwear
The titles of some of these movies in the home theater are baffling to me. "Zombie Strippers," for example. And what about "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"? And then there's my personal favorite.. "Satanic Sluts - The Black Order Cometh." I am profusely confused right about now.
Someone hang out with me..
I need something to do.
I'm getting ready, ah excitement!
Since when does cheese come in a can? But more importantly, why?
Blowing Off Steam || Open Para
Lola was not happy. She wasn't the one to dwell on things, but she could not let this go. She received an email from her mom, saying that she was disowned. Apparently it was because she saw clips of the show and Lola wasn't being the goodie goodie like her mom wanted her to be. Either way it didn't make a difference, her mom wanted nothing to do with her. It didn't make her sad, but it made her mad. She felt unwanted and not important. Lola was taking her pain and madness out on everyone and she was driving everyone away. she hated taking it out on everyone else so she went to the one place where she could blow off the steam; the gym. Changing into her gym clothes, she jogged to the gym room where she placed her phone on the speaker dock. Pressing play, she heard the soft lyrical voice of Ed Sheeran. Pressing next she smiled when she heard the rough deep voice of Godsmack. Wrapping her fingers and knuckles up with some tape, she secured it. Though she didn't care about anything, she didn't want any busted knuckles. she took a few deep breaths before she punched the bag with her right arm, smiling as it tingled slightly. She stopped after an even number of punches for both arms. Grabbing her bottle of water, she took a few sips before laying on the floor. She closed her eyes for a few minutes, hoping that everything would disappear.
I miss my kitty cat..
Wobble dee wobble dee whop
Wobble whoppin'