I Need A Skotch

Gimmick/ask blog///ask me anything as long ad it doesn’t give me a worser migraine/// wish I still had my arm 💪/// main Is @stampgwifeyera ///

[askingtroybarnes]

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[askingrayla-leone]

HELP WHAT DO I DO

[enquire-evil-winger]

you live here now

[askingjayaduncan]

hey how do i get stuck there too....

[enquire-evil-winger]

*raising eyebrow* why do you want to know?

[askingjayaduncan]

idk i have a thing for j-names. especially if they probably hate me. 😁✨

[enquire-evil-winger]

yeah now im definitely not telling you

[askingjayaduncan]

I WAS JOKING....... please tell me. or i'll send kidney through the vent.

[enquire-evil-winger]

oh god well i wish i could but idk how to leave or enter without the vents either youd have to ask evil annie or evil shirley

[inquire-evil-edison]

Why would I tell her how she would just go and tell rayla and I’m looking for rayla right now

[enquire-evil-winger]

need her for something?

[askingtroybarnes]

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[askingrayla-leone]

HELP WHAT DO I DO

[enquire-evil-winger]

you live here now

[askingjayaduncan]

hey how do i get stuck there too....

[enquire-evil-winger]

*raising eyebrow* why do you want to know?

[askingjayaduncan]

idk i have a thing for j-names. especially if they probably hate me. 😁✨

[enquire-evil-winger]

yeah now im definitely not telling you

[askingjayaduncan]

I WAS JOKING....... please tell me. or i'll send kidney through the vent.

[enquire-evil-winger]

oh god well i wish i could but idk how to leave or enter without the vents either youd have to ask evil annie or evil shirley

[askingtroybarnes]

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[askingrayla-leone]

HELP WHAT DO I DO

[enquire-evil-winger]

you live here now

[askingjayaduncan]

hey how do i get stuck there too....

[enquire-evil-winger]

*raising eyebrow* why do you want to know?

[askingjayaduncan]

idk i have a thing for j-names. especially if they probably hate me. 😁✨

[enquire-evil-winger]

yeah now im definitely not telling you

[askingtroybarnes]

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[askingrayla-leone]

HELP WHAT DO I DO

[enquire-evil-winger]

you live here now

[askingjayaduncan]

hey how do i get stuck there too....

[enquire-evil-winger]

*raising eyebrow* why do you want to know?

[askingtroybarnes]

@ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey how do you get out of a timeline where the vents are blocked, asking for a friend (seriously, @askingrayla-leone got stuck)

[askingrayla-leone]

HELP WHAT DO I DO

[enquire-evil-winger]

you live here now

[grippysockgangg-deactivated2024]

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

[ask-baz-pitch]

my eeeeeevil comrades….. are you ready for The Reckoning? it approaches faster by the dayyyy………

[enquire-evil-winger]

*imagine that im holding a glass of beer and sitting in a cunty fashion*

yes... cant wait for the fun.. and the booze

[greendale-announcements]

@enquire-evil-winger here, i have a plan for greendale but i need your help.

oh, hello

jeffrey

as long as it doesn't affect the school im here for u😜

[enquire-evil-winger]

Don’t worry nothing bad will happen to the school, in fact I have quite a few ideas on improving it

[askingjeffwinger]

You guys have been a little... hormonal... when it comes to me lately, so here's a little something.

YOU PERVERTS.

okay, fine, take this

[enquire-evil-winger]

suprised other me looks so good

[askingjeffwinger]

how weird would us sleeping together be?

-@enquire-evil-winger

What kind of question is that. Are you interested?

[enquire-evil-winger]

Potentially

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

[askingbrittaperry]

My Jeff already has some issues, and you have like... 30 more. I just thought some affirmation words could make you feel better!!!🙄🙄Jeez, MEN, am I right ladies???

[enquire-evil-winger]

you still cheated on your jeff

[askingjeffwinger]

Yeah, we made a deal. I'm allowed to take your Britta out for a date now. Oof.

[enquire-evil-winger]

I don’t her like she’s overly emotional. I’m with my Annie.

[askingjeffwinger]

So Britta's overly emotional and you decide to get with the 19 year old?

[enquire-evil-winger]

what can i say i like them young ~

[inquire-evil-edison]

JEFF.

[askingjeffwinger]

Another win for SUPERIOR TIMELINE JEFF, EVERYONE

[enquire-evil-winger]

ughh whatever i need a drink

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

[askingbrittaperry]

My Jeff already has some issues, and you have like... 30 more. I just thought some affirmation words could make you feel better!!!🙄🙄Jeez, MEN, am I right ladies???

[enquire-evil-winger]

you still cheated on your jeff

[askingjeffwinger]

Yeah, we made a deal. I'm allowed to take your Britta out for a date now. Oof.

[enquire-evil-winger]

I don’t her like she’s overly emotional. I’m with my Annie.

[askingjeffwinger]

So Britta's overly emotional and you decide to get with the 19 year old?

[enquire-evil-winger]

what can i say i like them young ~

[inquire-evil-edison]

JEFF.

[enquire-evil-winger]

what *evil smile*

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

[askingbrittaperry]

My Jeff already has some issues, and you have like... 30 more. I just thought some affirmation words could make you feel better!!!🙄🙄Jeez, MEN, am I right ladies???

[enquire-evil-winger]

you still cheated on your jeff

[askingjeffwinger]

Yeah, we made a deal. I'm allowed to take your Britta out for a date now. Oof.

[enquire-evil-winger]

I don’t her like she’s overly emotional. I’m with my Annie.

[askingjeffwinger]

So Britta's overly emotional and you decide to get with the 19 year old?

[enquire-evil-winger]

what can i say i like them young ~

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

[askingbrittaperry]

My Jeff already has some issues, and you have like... 30 more. I just thought some affirmation words could make you feel better!!!🙄🙄Jeez, MEN, am I right ladies???

[enquire-evil-winger]

you still cheated on your jeff

[askingjeffwinger]

Yeah, we made a deal. I'm allowed to take your Britta out for a date now. Oof.

[enquire-evil-winger]

I don’t her like she’s overly emotional. I’m with my Annie.

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"

[askingbrittaperry]

My Jeff already has some issues, and you have like... 30 more. I just thought some affirmation words could make you feel better!!!🙄🙄Jeez, MEN, am I right ladies???

[enquire-evil-winger]

you still cheated on your jeff

[ask-baz-pitch]

Well, well, well.

It seems as if a certain kitty cat has gone missing.

@askingrayla-leone @askingtroybarnes @ask-vanessa-wright @inquire-evil-perry @inquire-evil-edison @enquire-evil-winger

Worry no longer, Lightbulb is here. Safe, with me! You see, there’s something that exists in this world called LEVERAGE. I have your cat now, Barnes. I give him tuna treats and high end cat food my medium friend gave me. The longer I do that, the more bonded he will become to me. Wait too long and your OWN CAT won’t recognize you anymore!!!! BWHAHHHHAHHAHA

Awwww, he misses his papa wouldn’t you say?????

He will be safely returned the minute we receive $1000 from you, Troy Barnes. ALSO, we all must be invited to your WEDDING!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.

MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

[enquire-evil-winger]

keeping such a dangerous "cat" hostage is a pretty stupid idea

[ask-baz-pitch]

Worry not, Winger. Lightbulb LOOOOOVVVESSSS me.

[enquire-evil-winger]

mmmmm i feel like thats still a dumb idea

[enquire-evil-winger]

son of a bitch you slept with my wife

- @askingjeffwinger

not my fault im a better sexier version of you

[askingbrittaperry]

Just because I slept with you doesn't mean that you're hotter🙄🙄

[enquire-evil-winger]

then why'd you sleep with me?

and why'd you say that my roughness was "psychologically concerning but extremely sexy"