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Oh! And tiddies! Big old tiddies!
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@thesympatheticdevil
I went to BimboTech and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!
Oh! And tiddies! Big old tiddies!
<giggle>
Getting Hired
Thank you for interviewing. We'll be on touch.
Thank you, Sir. Can you give me a hint about how I did?
We'll, you've certainly got potential.
Is there anything that might improve my chances? I'm really committed to getting this position.
Well…HR would kill me… but, how committed are you to your gender?
My... gender? I don't understand.
Well, I was really hoping hire a young woman, in all honesty.
That... that isn't legal... You can't hire or not hire based on gender!
Oh, but I wouldn't! I'm not rejecting your application based on your current gender! Like I said, you've got real potential! And you said you're committed to getting the pos, soooooo....
Wha! What just happened?!
We're moving on to phase two of the Interview! Congratulations!
You turned me into a woman! How did you even do this?!
Would you believe magic?
This... this is totally unacceptable!
Yeah, it's really not what I was going for. I'm still kind of new at this. But it waa a good proof of concept! Let's try again!
Try again?! No! You change me back this instant!
You're not sounding nearly as committed to getting hired as you claimed, Bambi. Do you want this job or not?
My name's not Bambi! My name is... is...
My name's Bambi! <giggle> Bambi Knockers!
It's a pleasure to meet you, Bambi! Don't tell HR, but I subscribe to your OnlyFans!
OMG! <giggle> Is that why I got the overview?
Oh no, your resume was very impressive! And you're even more impressive in person, if you don't mind my saying.
Well aren't you just the sweetest! You know, I make enough online that I don't even need a full-time job, but something about working for a well dressed businessman and having him tell me what to do... it just calls to me, you know? It's like, that's what I was made for!
You know, that's exactly the sort of attitude I look for in a personal assistant, Miss Knockers!
Oh please, Sir, call me Bambi!
Of course, Bambi! Now, before I making a final decision, just how committed are you to getting this position?
Oh, Sir! I am SO committed! <giggle> In fact, if you don't think it'll get you in trouble with HR, I'd like to crawl under this table and show you exactly how committed I am!
You know, Bambi, I've been developing certain skills that I think will make HR a lot more flexible in the near future. Let's move on to the cock sucking phase of the interview.
Yes Sir! Right away, Sir! <giggle>
NOT QUITE DONE
Good God, Bill! Is that supposed to be me? Did you paste my face onto some bimbo?
Oh, Hi, Lisa! I didn't hear you come in!
Obviously! You sure as hell better not have put that disgusting thing online! Delete it this instance or I'm divorcing you! You can go find yourself some bimbo whore if that's what you're into, but I'm not going to be disrespected like this!
I thought I'd be done before you got home, Babe.
Don't you "Babe" me. And you're done now!
Not quite, but I guess I can upload what I've done so far.
What do you...
<click>
Oh My God! <giggle> I'm a bimbo whore! Just like you made me on the computer thingy!
Yes! It's called Master PC! Apparently it can change anyone once you lookup their profile!
And you did me first? <squeal!> You’re the best husband ever, Bill!
Well, you know, I did change a few things about myself first, just to see if it actually works.
Of course you did! You're so smart! <giggle> What I meant is that I'm your first bimbo! You're gonna make more, right? I won't be jealous at all! I think you should have whatever you want!
I'm so glad! I didn't change any of my core beliefs, so I wasn't positive that part would take.
What do you mean?
It's just I gave you a core belief that you should submit to your husband and I made it so your greatest emotional need is to meet with my approval.
Huh. I guess I didn't used to feel that way before, now that I think about it. What the hell was wrong with me?
Nothing I couldn't fix, Babe!
<giggle> Thank you for fixing me! Is there anything else you need to change to make me a better wifey?
Yes, well, just before you came in, I was thinking about giving you enormous fake tits. Would you like that?
If you'd like me better with big fake tits, then that's what I want, Bill!
I do so love your new attitude, Lisa. <click> And your new tits.
Oh! Oh yes! Thank you for my new titties, Bill!
You really like them, Lisa? You're not just saying that?
I do, Bill! You gave them to me and you like them so I absolutely LUV them!
I'm so glad!
There's only one thing that would make them better.
What's that, Lisa?
They'd be even better if you were to cum all over them!
Would you, Bill? Will you bust a nut on my big fake titties?
Of course I will, Babe! What kind of husband would I be if I wasn't willing to jizz all over my bimbo wife's fake titties?
You're the best husband ever, Bill! I can't wait for... oh my!
Yes, as I mentioned, I tried the Master PC out on myself first. We'll start with the tit job but I'll be pounding you in every hole with this monster eventually.
<squeal!>
BIMBOLOLLIES Advertisement
She is making an advertisement. She looks at the camera and in a sing-song voice says “Bimbolollies are the best! The candy that inflates y
The coach had spent years vowing to make a man out of the weak nerdy kid. On his 18th birthday, the kid developed his transformation powers and rushed to go try them out on the coach. So, in a way, the coach was successful, from a certain point of view.
I think I've finally figured this out. I recommend slowing them down to .75 speed.
Here's another Milfotrin ad.
In a Pakistani accent she says “My stepson the pharmacist introduced me to Milfotrin from B T Pharma. It helps me maintain an active lifest
Milfotrin (momsanymf hydrochloride) is produced by BTPharma, a wholey owned subsidiary of BimboTech Inc. May be habit forming. May cause impaired judgment. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Please use BimboTech products irresponsibly.
Sophia holds the bottle up closer to the camera, takes a step forward, and twists her body to show off her figure clearly to the lens. #SeaA
Milfotrin Ad
Milfotrin (momsanymf hydrochloride) is produced by BTPharma, a wholey owned subsidiary of BimboTech Inc. May be habit forming. May cause impaired judgment. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Please use BimboTech products irresponsibly.
You'll Get Used to It
Something about these smoothies tastes weird.
Well, the doctor said you need to lose 20 pounds, Heather. These shakes will help you do that. Drink it down quickly and I'm sure it won't taste weird once you get used to it.
OK, if you say so. I guess it's worth trying.
One week later...
I can't believe I let you fuck me in the ass before breakfast! <giggle>
You loved it, Heather!
Weeellll... I didn't not love it! <giggle> I guess it's something I could get used to. <slurp> I can get used to all kindsa things! <giggle>
WANDS
In all honesty, the company has steadily lost money ever since I had the BimboTech people turn her into my secretary and sign over ownership. Turns out, I kind of suck at business.
Still, all things considered, I still think it was a good idea.
What a Mother Wants for Her Son
I'm sorry you walked in on that, Mom.
I just thought I raised you better than that, Steven! I guess this explains why you're nearly 30 and don't have a girlfriend, let alone a wife.
That's not... look, I've had other priorities that made dating take a back seat.
But you found the time to "date" some animated Japanese porn cartoon on your computer?
I'm not "dating" Aiko. I'm designing her. As a template.
One handed?
OK, I admit, the closer I got to completing the project the more I need to... release the tension of anticipation. It's just unfortunate that you walked in at that moment.
Tell me about it! But once you finish your "template" will you stop abusing yourself in front of your computer and go find a real woman? That's all I ever wanted for you, Steven. It's what any mother would want for her son.
I appreciate that, Mom! And a relationship with a real, physical woman was always the goal! I just needed to finish the template first.
I just don't understand what one thing has to do with the other!
Well, now that the Aiko template is done, I can show you!
It's done? What...what is that thing...
It's a projector for the completed template. You did say you wanted me to have a real, physical woman, right.
Yes but what... oh my god, Steven! What are you doing to me? Oh god oh god oh god...eep!
<giggle> I am Aiko-chan!
Happy Birthday, Aiko-chan!
You remember Aiko-chan birthday? So sweet!
Wow! You turned out more beautiful than I even imagined you would!
You like Aiko-chan big titties? <giggle>
I do! I really do! Will you... will you shake them for me?
YES!!! Aiko-chan love shake titties! <squeal!>
Oh wow! I am totally in love!
You love Aiko-chan? You want Aiko-chan be girlfriend?
I would absolutely love for you to be my girlfriend, Aiko-chan!
<squeal!> Aiko-chan so happy be Steven girlfriend! Me love Steven long time!
And I will love you for at least as long as it takes me to build another template!
You want cum on Aiko-chan big titties, now that Aiko-chan girlfriend?
Oh course, Aiko-chan. It's what my mother would have wanted.
Mom was really loving her new headphones. Whenever she had some free time, she would pop them on and unwind. Those meditative audios really did help put her in a better mood.
In fact, her attitude had improved so much that now she didn't even mind me spending so much time online. Thankfully, that's what turned me onto Bimbotech. They offered some meditative audios of their own, but the effects promised to do more than just relax and destress. And since I knew the Bluetooth password for mom's headphones, I figured I would introduce these new ones to her. She'd sit on the couch and decompress like she always did. And without disturbing her, I'd swap one audio for another. If I thought she was zoned out before, now it felt like this new stuff just melted her brain all together!
It was incredible just how relaxed she'd become. Almost like she was in a total trance most of the time. It didn't matter how much of an uptight bossy bitch she was. She would just pop on the headphones and Boom! Not a thought in her pretty head. No stress. No worries. No minding when I bossed her around instead. Just total relaxed obedience. After a few weeks, I finally told her about the audio switch to Bimbotech. Before, she would've been so pissed that I messed with her headphones. But instead, she was amazed. The audio worked so well that when I mentioned Bimbotech also sold specialized vitamins, she couldn't order them fast enough.
After a few more weeks, she says she feels like a whole new person! She doesn't have to worry or think about anything. She just does what I say. She takes her vitamins each morning and listens to the audios every day. With a little extra of both if she starts thinking too much. Like whenever she catches me jerking off to her while she's changing or when she's zoning out. She'll just remember to relax and enjoy it.
"Baby? Like... is something different? Hehe."
"What do you mean, Mommy?"
"I dunno. I'm like, totally hawt and good all the time. Hehe! But I don’t member if I was, like, before or whatever? And I'm your mommy. You're not sposed to, like, feel me up by my hawt bubble butt or my huge tiddies. Are you?"
"You're so silly, Mommy. You forget you're so hot because you don't think. Bimbos like you aren't supposed to think. Remember what your headphones say?"
"Ohhh. Hehehehe! I like...forgot or somethin. Mmm. My headphones are so hot~"
"That's alright. I guess you'll need to use them a little more today."
"Yaaaaay! Hehehehe!"
It's been a couple months now. Mindy still gets confused when I call her Mommy, so I remind her it's cause she's so hot. Then she just giggles and agrees with her Master. She might be almost as dumb as rock, but she's still the hottest girlfriend I've ever had. Hands down the best in bed.
Absolutely love it when other writers want to play in my sandbox! Thank you!
Feeling Pretty
Oh my god! Tiffany?!?
Oh, hi Mom! I made the college cheer squad! Ben is helping me celebrate
Benjamin! What did you do to your sister!
It's kind of hard to explain, Mom. It might help if I showed you this.
What is that? What does that have to do with... with...
That's right, Mom. Just watch the swirling lights. Everything is going to be okay,
Everything... is going to be okay...
Everything is awesome! <giggle>
Everything... is awesome?... <giggle>
The swirly lights are so pretty, aren’t they Brenda?
So... pretty...
<giggle>
They make you feel pretty, don't they Brenda?
I feel... pretty...
You're my pretty little bimbo, Brenda!
I'm your pretty little bimbo! <giggle>
Congratulations on becoming a cheerleader, Mistress Tiffany!
Thank you, Brenda! <giggle> I owe it all to my brother! That's why I'm celebrating by sucking his cock!
Very good, Mistress Tiffany! Master Benjamin, shall I stay so I can clean up afterwards?
Yes, Brenda. That would be best. I suspect things are about to get quite messy.
Very good, Master Benjamin! You know I am more than happy to serve! <giggle>
The Better News
Good morning! Have you heard the Good news?
You mean about us living in a computer simulation that can be hacked into with simple electronics if you know the pass code? YES! I heard! Completely mind-blowing, isn't it?
No, that's not... why are you pointing that at us.
Because I have the pass code, silly!
☆<click>☆
Oh my!
<giggle> We're bimbo bunny girls!
Come on in, ladies! I want to share the better news!
There's better news? <giggle>
Yes! I used this on my cock before you got here.
OH MY! PRAISE GOD!
Easter Miracle
The chapel was in dire need of repairs. The parish had shrunken over the years and donations were down. Pleas to the Bishop for relief had fallen on deaf ears. If they couldn't raise the funds to bring the building up to code, the parish would be dissolved and absorbed by surrounding congregations.
Father Joseph told the sisters that all they could do was pray for a miracle that would bring in enough new donations to pay for the repairs by Easter.
And so, they prayed, hoping The Lord would hear them. Who can say if he did or not. But a sympathetic devil did.
The church became very, very popular and one dollar bill at a time, the sisters earned the money to repair the building.
The Problem with Bunnies
It all started simply enough. I found this magic remote. My boss Paul came by to berate my work. I clicked the remote.
Paula wasn't interested in my quarterly report. She was very interested in my cock, though.
And that would have been all well and good, but then Rocky walked in on Paula giving me head.
He was understandably shocked. I panicked and grabbed the remote.
Roxy was delighted to see Paula working so hard to get me off. She was even glad to twerk for me while she waited for her turn.
Of course, with my new relationship with my boss and teammate, I had no choice but to inform Maria in HR.
She was remarkably accommodating about the whole situation.
In fact, she's who suggested that we go show Fatima.
Fatima was a little upset. But not for very long.
Soon, she was coming up with other suggestions about coworkers that could really use a pair of ears!
And that brings me to my problem.
Once I had started, I found it was very difficult to stop.
It was just too easy! And every bunny I made suggested another coworker that should be a bunny!
They just keep multiplying!
Anyway. Happy Easter!
ZARA LEARNS TO PARTY
Zara came home to find her loser stepson and his best friend drunk. This would have to happen while Trey's father was out of town on business!
"Where did you get that!" She demanded, indicating the bottle of whiskey Trey was holding.
"Aaron's dad gave it to him," Trey smirked, not seeming at all ashamed to be caught drinking underage.
"Hello Mrs. Daniels!" Said the drunk 18 year old. "May I say you're looking fabulous today?"
Her stepson giggled at his friend's compliment. The creepy kid was always ogling her, but not usually so openly. She was surprised hif father had given the boys liquor, though. Mr. Sheridan seemed more responsible than that. She supposed she would need to talk to him about it, since her useless husband was gone.
"Neither of you are old enough to drink," she reminded them. "Give me that bottle! "
"Your mom wants to get drunk with us, Trey!" Aaron exclaimed. "So cool!"
"Stepmom," Trey corrected. "My stepmom wants to get drunk with us!"
"Just like that one porno!" Aaron exclaimed.
"I do not want to get drunk with you losers!" Zara exclaimed. "I don't want either of you to get drunk! It's not legal!"
"We're 18!" Aaron objected. "18 is totally legal, Mrs. Daniels! Not to buy alcohol, but, you know, other things..."
The two teenagers giggled wickedly.
"You're both disgusting, " Zara said. "Now give me the bottle. "
"Dude, show her the thing already," Trey said to his friend.
"You really think I should?" Aaron asked.
"Come on!" Trey whined.
"What are you two talking about?" Zara demanded. "What thing?"
"This thing," Aaron said, pulling a pewter amulet with a pink gemstone out of his shirt from where it had been hanging around his neck.
"What is tha..." Zara began.
But then the jewel in the amulet began to shine and she froze.
"What's... what's happening..." Zara asked as it suddenly felt as if she was thinking through think mud.