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Eden|19yrs

[teaboot]

To this DAY the best argument I ever had with my father was when we were sitting together on the bus to work discussing unions, where HE said “Unions are expensive scams that produce lower quality work at half the speed, they’re bad for customers and bad for workers” and *I* replied “More money than you or I will ever make in our lives has been spent by CEOs of multibillion dollar industries who want to convince you that that’s true” and he called me a conspiracy theorist and like a fucking ‘everyone clapped’ ass moment an old man across the aisle from us pointed to me and told my old man “the kid’s right”

[teaboot]

Sooooooo many of society’s interpersonal issues could be solved by kicking the shit out of a man and calling him good boy 😔

AND ☝️ [!] joining a union

[teaboot]

actually in hindsight a shitload of my personal self-damaging habits died off when I started sparring at the gym and got work benefits so damn maybe w’re onto something here boys

[exchlomation]

More Zim rot

[butchious]

the evil team’s goal in pokemon moon will be to steal the moon

the evil team’s goal in pokemon sun will be to

[pavementlicker98]

[pavementlicker98]

[spockvarietyhour]

tumblr right now

[gundamace]

What the fuck did I miss

[i-like-girls-69]

Mungus…

[uredrunk]

[uredrunk]

[depsidase]

[valtsv]

equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again

[miraculan-draws]

I just think if you dunked Astarion in water he'd be unrecognizable for like 10 seconds. There is no way in hell he has naturally black eyelashes. There is no way that coif can be achieves without pomade and a comb, and there is no way that it would be water proof.

MOSTLY THOUGH I just wanted to like a nautiloid crash vs. on-the-road Star. Suspicious stranger vs. my favorite little creep whose head is like a lovely dandelion.

[tragedybunny]

I want to wake up to him like that.

[thegenderal]

[wyvernbladesilver]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

[hamthezombie]

This reminds me of some of the options in Shadows Over Loathing:

Arachnophobia: Pretty straight-forward, all random encounters with spiders are prevented, and the game won't let you in one spider-heavy location. Weirdly it DOES let you into another spider-heavy location (probably an oversight), but that place is optional and literally called "The Department of Spiders", so if you still go there I think that's on you.

Arachnophilia: Every single combat has a spider added to the enemy side and a friendly spider added to your side.

Arachnophonia: Replaces every single sound effect in combat with one of the ones that spiders make in the game. It is VERY unpleasant!

[parageist]

when the cop pulls you over and you hit them with the unbridled power of the sun

[fangswbenefits]

Just remembered that person who said something like "I love Astarion but wth is up with his nose hahaha"

As if I wouldn't sit on it like a throne. As if that nose isn't a work of art that was sculpted by angels. A clit's best friend.

(@cheekylittlepupp 🩷)

[lady-ashfade]

My babygirls

-The duo of them being protective of tav together- I’d feel so safe.

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[waddei]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[pangur-and-grim]

I love you animal

[pangur-and-grim]