A Dumpster Fire That Can Talk

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@vqping @fierydepthsofhell @igotfreckles @hailtothememe @lukiyanchuk-karinaf207 @avidly-fangirling @bobgero5151 @sparkllebaby @queentayla @wouldyoujudgemeif @breaking-and-entering @erika-kur @porcelainferret @kenmvevo @theyeastlords @bertkaz @half-assed-hades @harsh-buttfair @watermelonforainydays @kyleajthomson-blog-blog @generationstraangee @officioplacebo @everythingscomingupmillhouse @perkypancakes @chococ4t @demon-lemon @lukeisntpunkrock @alakazandra @theronhawke @shadygarbage @cellulites @veronikazofia @awkwardwithsass @knendhjdonwnndsl @clockwise--vagina @nignognamedmayah @edenrosesareblooming @euph-ori-ant @snarade @maytinay @chazkasa @hunterismabae @rockellezay @kanyaywest @fdawsenfff721-blog @meow-meow-purrz @leechymcbeachy @gummypanda @ablackscaledsiren @anxiewitty 

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@garb4gepile @settlesmooth40 @captnsimcoe @youngfanbunny @zetsu @itadoriyuujii @oceanodeluna @dhangg19 @clish @tbvfh @2min-ty @circevevo @msexcel @themilanstarr @curapikka @working-all-the-time @sohailafzal-world @umbich @tokyochampagne @axolotlcat @jilliebea @dancinlobstas @hahathatsme @aszend @empanadafromgranada @emergencyandus @the-sprock @bumblebritta @thinfatninja @the-no-dont-do-its @aww-honey @makexitcount @prettyprincess-horrorqueen @abraca-uh-duh-bruh @thenerdglasses @iamadoglover1 @consuelajenkins @saddestshark @hiphopguerrilla @begawhale @bluerose1616 @badddieb1432 @a-poca-lypse-later @taeyongcute @ohbabiebabie @dichromate @pixergirl @culleb @cityclub @tinywatermeloon 

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@thundxrisland @senile-delinquent-ping @johnnyratchet @justalilbitmorelarry @kickable @always-burn-as-bright @chemtrailx @goon @exeggcute @ohsillyme @colsons-smiles @fibbonaccisequins @xioox-blog @cambrallas-blog @coffeelovervxjhkbhk-blog @kolmakov8wn4925 @thanks-for-the-memeries @rodrigoarduin-blog @pieceoftofu @amenabilities-blog @feyvrier @uxie @butt-butt-master-butt @mrspuss @callmeyesterday @vey-l-ajay-blog @evilpandadestroyer @fingerpuns @niciliajana-blog @pinkandglittery @dictatormandi @biracial-vegan-baby @formerlyknownas-whoknew @yikesicles @livefervently-blog @hazzletazzle @simple-star-stuff @khristina-ukhtomskayay4t1qv @bi-in-bitter-blog @findingslumberland @cvmpvn3ll1 @why-u-so-salty @cybyzuvonomo980352-blog @verycanadian @davidbowietookmybaby @schoolhousecock @chewwiez-6-blog @oxfrnk @holla-at-this-bitch-blog @windor 

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[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[sailorofships]

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

im begging you watch the whole thing

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[blackgirlsvevo]

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

[lesserjoke]

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

[wuqs]

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

[stimman4000]

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[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ithelpstodream]

[consivanqueen]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[urdreamgirll-deactivated2016061]

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

[4-02am]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[exotichoe]

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

[bliss-folly]

BLISSFOLLY

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

[exxoticsugar-xo-deactivated2025]

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

[stvllioner]

im hoping so hard this works

[idkmanjustdabit]

HI I WANT A GIRLFRIEND

[shatter-song]

I just want Mystery Dungeon game to arrive already

[recycledcactus]

I wish for Gaud to follow me so I can ask him a question in his inbox. Then he can unfollow me after.

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

Job as HP or environmental advisor by end of month

[bitchycode]

Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.