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Random guy: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH
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Random guy: YES IT DO-
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@epithet-aus
Random guy: hey how y’all doin-
Zora: *DEMONIC SCREECHING NOISES*
Random guy: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH
Ramsey: it don’t bite
Random guy: YES IT DO-
WAIT A MINUTE IMAGINE INFESTATION ZORA AND SPIDER PERCY MEETING. I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE REALLY CUTE BECAUSE OF THE BUG THEME BUt I also think that(in the case of it not being Alternate!S!P with the eyes and the limbs) some of Percy's spiders would try to eat some of Zora's bugs- So that. Might be a problem
Well most of the bugs Zora has on the outside are spiders so I think they’d be mostly ok. She might have to set down some ground rules with Percy’s spiders if they get too uppity. Also YES THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE-
Ok but for the blind AU, I was thinking Zora’s eyes just are always blazing gold like the sun itself is in her eyes. It’s unrealistic I know but like, a e s t h e t i c
ooooo vibin. Aesthetic is a valid reason tbh, I do love me some glowy eyes
How would Infestation Zora react if someone killed a bug right in front of her
Probably be a little sad and disappointed in the person who did it. She tries her best to make people less scared of bugs and it makes her sad when people kill them without trying to just take them outside or smthn.
me, writing: *makes something sad happen in character’s past*
also me, feigning innocence: oh no they just tripped and fell into a tragic backstory completely by accident oh this is so sad my poor child if only i could help you
HJSKQOOXKSKWKXNDO SHHHHHHHHH
AU Idea: An AU where everything is the same except for that Zora’s completely blind
Oh?? What’s this I see before mine own eyes??? An excellent idea??? Effervescent
so uh. Original Spider!Percy(the one who owns a SHIT ton of spiders instead of having spider characteristics) is still a police and Alt Spider!Percy is the cryptid forest one, to sum it up :P
Both excellent
And that's when Zora realizes that this sweet spider lady has been messed up and messed with most of her life because of her Epithet, and she lives in the forest now to escape all that. So now, instead of just messing with her, Zora also sometimes leaves her little things,, like bug cookies. That's also why Percy likes hanging around Meryl so much, she doesn't dislike or judge her, SP's just a person to her. A cryptid, sometimes unnervingly cheerful person :)
Oh,, , oh my god, ,, my gorl,, E
One time she snatches something that SP got from the city right out of her hands, and when SP has no reaction, Zora starts teasing her about not having any anger in her. SP literally just smiles and says that she's used to having things taken from her, which throws Zora a little off guard, and then as she turns around to leave Zora to her business, she casually makes the comment: "Someone once tried to take my life and my limbs, I'm not sure why" Like that's a COMPLETELY NORMAL thing to happen.
Percy please
So, on the range of Alt Spider!Percy and Zora,, Zora probably hangs out in the Redwood woods a lot, which is where SP lives, so it stands to reason that they'd run into each other quite a bit. So Zora messes with SP a lot, taking little things that SP could've sworn was right there, buying those little plastic spiders and leaving them in the area where SP usually stays and watching as she tries to talk to them, not realizing they're not real(and the way she treats them is lowkey adorable,,)
An absolute gremlin
Alternate S!P: Very few people have seen her extra eyes open(they're usually closed to give the illusion that they're just lines on her face) or her spider limbs out of battle. One of those people is Meryl, and later on Ramsey might be one of them too. And regarding the Zora fight, she used all of her stamina(which is still at 1 star-) to summon all the spiders she possibly can to overwhelm and incapacitate Zora with venom. They disappeared soon after she passed out, but they were up long enough
Percy: *SPIDERS*
Zora: What in the fuck-
ALTERNATIVELY FOR SPIDER!PERCY: She has four extra eyes, two under each main eye, and she has spider limbs on her back. The extra limbs are usually folded over each other for compact storage and hidden beneath her clothes around other people. In this version of the AU, she's still a police, but with the power to summon a shit ton of spiders out of the ground to fight if she can't use her sword or any other weapons on hand. The summons do require her spider limbs to be in the ground though, so...
yoooooooo spiders
Percy: *exists*
Spiders: *Skittering noises that grow in volume*
Apocalypse AU
Setting Description: A horrible disease has swept across the continent. The government is horribly incompitent at dealing with it and a large portion of the country quickly falls into anarchy. They try to remedy this by creating a program called the I.I.S (Infection Incineration Squad). Unfortunately the I.I.S (and the government as a whole) is horribly corrupt and ineffective. The I.I.S quickly quarantines any area with the disease and starts killing the infected and setting things on fire.
Important Info: The infection is extremely resistant to changes in temperature and can survive both on land and in water. The only reliable way to kill it is with fire. It can spread without a host and multiplies slowly. The most dangerous part about it it’s ability to secure itself in crevices like a weed. Even if you think you’ve destroyed it if any trace of it remains, no matter how small, it will slowly start to spread again. It is difficult to treat in humans and often leads to deterioration and eventual death. There are # stages to the disease. Stage one is the incubation period. It is nearly impossible to detect in this stage. Stage 1 can last for up to two days, and any direct contact with the area of infection or a surface it has touched will result in infection. Stage 2 is where symptoms start to show. A dark black discoloration to the infected area will appear and it will start to secrete a slick black substance. Extended contact (10 minutes or more) with this substance will infect anything it touches and is how the disease survives in water. If the infection is internal this substance will clog up pathways in the body, dramatically the speed at which the infection progresses and possibly leading to death if it interferes with the body’s essential processes.
Ramsey
Epithet: Shatter. Can break 3D holes in reality, this makes shards that act like a mirror that shows what was in the space they used to be. He can control the shards like projectiles or use them to slightly alter reality, like making or removing a small object. To do this, he needs to shatter the space he’s in. He can then step out of reality and alter it by drawing on the shards. When he’s outside reality nothing non Epithet can really hurt him. He appears as a black smokey silhouette with glowing white eyes. His scars glow as well, If he uses his powers for something big.
Other: Extremely observant. He’s infected but keeps it at bay with his epithet. The initial infection point was his lungs. Luckily skin to skin contact doesn’t spread it for him because it hasn’t traveled there yet.
Appearance: Wears a facemask with a red X painted on, a dark blue faded hoodie, slightly ripped blue gray jeans, and a white t-shirt with the same X as the mask. He has scars from using his epithet to shatter large spaces. They look like shattered glass going out from his eyes to his collarbone and from his wrists out to his hands and up his arms. They bleed when he uses his epithet too much. He also has lighter scars all across his body from shattering himself, they’re hard to see unless you know what you’re looking at.
Stamina: ✶✪✪✪✪
Proficiency: ✶✶✪✪✪
Creativity: ✶✶✶✶✪
Zora
Epithet: Deadeye. It causes her to never miss a shot, but she goes blind while using it. The blindness lasts for 10 minutes after the accuracy wears off and she can’t use it again for 15 minutes. It slowly damages her eyes while in use. When she uses it her eyes get clouded over.
Other: She’s part of the A.I.F (Anti Incineration Front), a resistance group against the I.I.S. She’s brash and likes to taunt enemies, especially when she has the upper hand.
Appearance: Wears a dark grey and green poncho, dark black gloves, and dark black pants.
Stamina: ✶✶✪✪✪
Proficiency: ✶✶✶✪✪
Creativity: ✶✶✪✪✪
Mera
Epithet: Tear. She can rip anything apart like paper but it can rebound and tear bits of skin or clothing off. It has caused her to develop scars across her whole body as a result and she has to constantly repair her clothing. the scars will occasionally glow when she uses her epithet on anything bigger than a truck. Her wounds cause her great physical stress and her epithet is renowned for its potency.
Other: Hates people. She joined the A.I.F. because she just wants people to leave her alone and all this anarchy really isn’t helping. She ended up getting attached to them and now she genuinely cares. She doesn’t show it, but she trusts them with her life.
Appearance: She usually wears a faded lilac shirt, a dark purple-blue hoodie, and ripped black pants. She almost always has bandages covering her hands, arms, and legs. Her clothes are frayed at the edges and always have a few small rips in them.
Stamina: ✪✪✭✭✭
Proficiency: ✪✪✪✪✭
Creativity: ✪✪✪✪✭
Gio
Epithet: Magnetism. He has a natural magnetic field around him, causing metal objects to shift around when near him. He can attract or repel things from him at varying speeds. He can also magnetize other things and people to one another. If he doesn’t use his power enough his magnetic field strengthens. Eventually it becomes a hazard.
Other: He’s the resident medic. He’s become close friends with Mera due to her epithet hurting her so much. He nearly got an arm chopped off once when he didn’t use his power for a few days.
Appearance: He wears a light pink shirt with long sleeves, a bright red biker jacket with lots of pockets, and blue jeans. He has a light blue leather bag with an over the shoulder strap that’s filled with medical supplies.
Stamina: ✪✪✪✪✭
Proficiency: ✪✪✭✭✭
Creativity: ✪✪✪✪✪
Molly
Other: Her and Gio were friends before the apocalypse and decided to stick together. Gio was a bit hesitant to join the A.I.F but Molly convinced him.
Epithet: Chance. She can summon a dice with any number of sides. When rolled whatever outcome is printed on that side happens immediately. She can specify what kind of actions but not the exact wording. For example: she could summon a healing dice but can’t control how much it would heal or hurt the recipient.
Appearance: She wears a brown shirt, a deep red parka with brown fur, and dark brown pants with lots of pockets.
Stamina: ✪✪✪✪✭
Proficiency: ✪✭✭✭✭
Creativity: ✪✪✪✪✭
I fixed it
I just fucking realized that I never put the setting in the Apocalypse AU. Arguably the most important part of the AU.
Me: hmm what should I have this character wear in this AU?
My brain: h o o d i e
Percy has so little knowledge of normal cooking(a.k.a not bread and water + butter) that she panics every time she tries to make an egg on the stove instead of just boiling it and eating it that way. The eggs she does make on the stove actually turn out really well, she just panics the whole time and emotionally collapses afterwards. No I will not specify which AU this is for, that's up to you-
Percival pls
EXACTLY LMAO- But if the convict kills any of the spiders... Oh boy. All the rage stored in the 9 Circles of Hell cannot stand up to the pure violent F U R Y that Percy will unleash upon them. She will go fucking FERAL if one of her spiders is killed and Will Not calm down for the next week at LEAST. If it happens, then she does everything in her power to brutally murder the person. Then she goes and screams in the woods for the next few days and won't come back for long after that.
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