Equidistant

Life, the universe, and everything. But mostly cycling.

[slipstream-siren]

[manta-jonas-ray]

[tourdeflop]

save me tour de france femmes…tour de france femmes…save me tour de france femmes

[clumsysprinter]

CURSED TOUR

[clumsysprinter]

[etapereine]

cancel the whole fucking tour

[equidistant-blog]

no words

[coachspet]

obsessed with the urinal tech on the oilers. their website is obviously entirely made by claude code and features the incredible lines “visible to your team and staff” and “hydration becomes a culture, not a clipboard”

[thelittlebirdthatkeptsomanywarm]

hockey teams are not alone in this! from this article on the athletic about cycling teams adapting to the heat during the tour de france

[tourdeflop]

PAUL SEIXAS, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO JUST BE POGAČAR'S "SEIXASSOR" DO YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR WINTERS RIDING ZONE 2 IN THE DESERT? DO YOU WANT A RICHARD MILLE WATCH OR A STATUE IN MY GARDEN? AND COULD YOU LET MY SCULPTOR KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE STAINLESS STEEL OR MARBLE? AND HOW LAME WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF WE HAD JONAS AND POGAČAR ON THE SAME TEAM? AND HOW COOL TO BEAT THEIR ASS ON A DECATHLON BIKE YOU'RE THE NEXT HINAULT, THE CHOSEN ONE BUT WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF ME? PAUL SEIXAS, PLEASE DON'T SIGN FOR UAE PAUL SEIXAS, I'M SO TIRED OF AFTERNOON NAPS IN JULY NOW THЕRE IS FINALLY ADRENALINE INSIDЕ OF ME WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARTLIST DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE CROWN AND BE A HERO OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN YOUR FIRST TOUR 'CAUSE YOUR TEAMMATES RODE THE GIRO? DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR UAE, PAUL DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR, DON'T SIGN FOR UAE, PAUL PAUL SEIXAS, I MADE SOME CALLS AND I AM HAPPY TO DECLARE THAT THERE'S THIS CASTLE IN VERSAILLES THE STATE OF FRANCE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU WELL, YOU COULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT MAN, PLEASE JUST SIGN THE DOCUMENT IF YOU STAY WITH YOUR TEAM, WE'LL NAME SOME ISLANDS OVERSEAS "FRENCH PAUL-YNESIA"

[cycletillyoudiecle]

Have some cycling test posts for these trying times

[ladyrose892]

💇🏻‍♂️ Will we see @jonasvingegaard with a mohawk next your at @letourdefrance? 👀

[tourdeflop]

alright boys let’s see if we can make week 2 even worse than week 1 😤

[artellip]

Happy Le Lioran Day everyone

[23mco]

"So now if I want to be solo leader in the Tour I just… I just push you"

[equidistant-blog]

they put torstein's race number on a banana.

[23mco]

📹 redbullborahansgrohe

[okayyesmaybe]

I think jonas is the bravest guy in the whole world actually

[23mco]

📹 HLN

[roglaert]

REMCO NEVER CHANGE!