Equidistant

Life, the universe, and everything. But mostly cycling.

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"Team Visma | Lease a Bike would like to thank Grischa for his unwavering commitment and work for this team over the past years. In the coming period, he will remain attached to the team, albeit in a more behind-the-scenes role."

That's the goodbye message? There's been drama.

[forced-cyclingization]

You better not be cunty Jonas Vingegaard when I get there!

Cunty Jonas Vingegaard:

[pewdzlvr]

can we. talk about This please

[voiturebalai]

dork alert

[pinkjersey]

(X)

[rickythesearenotnewinters]

lidl trek math is like "2nd page gc rider + 2nd page gc rider + 2nd page gc rider + 2nd page gc rider = grand tour wins☺️" when really they're just writing a recipe for spontaneous team combustion

[23mco]

T-Rex 🫶🏻

[equidistant-blog]

never beating the can't ride without hands allegations

[manta-jonas-ray]

Giro d'Italia 2026 Stage 17 ｜ "I looked myself in the mirror yesterday, and I realized I looked like a teenager trying to grow mustache."

🎥 tntsportscycling

[vocedellamorte]

[rickythesearenotnewinters]

Cycling is insane because you're on the edge of your seat, watching guys drop like flies on the steepest mountain roads, and then— "Here's Santa Claus again— and this time he's got a chainsaw!"

And five minutes later, breakaway almost caught, watching them fight on despite inevitable heartbreak, and then— "Oh, there's the famous fox, being displayed... and ignored 😢" while a large man in a pink shirt runs alongside the peloton, waving a large model fox

[tourdeflop]

jonas kill them

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afonso's got this!

jai, where are you?

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trex: dying.

victor: going for an enjoyable evening ride.

oh wow he just stopped pedalling completely

[3-feet-high-and-rising]

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far out. sepp win, jai podium, eulalio holding the white. I'm exhausted.