I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

My name's Cartman. This is my blog in case you were too stupid to realize that. You can ask me shit, unless you're a dirty, lying hippie/jew or you're Kyle. M!A's: None

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ur so cute!!

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the hateship is legit

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I think your little McCormick friend is fond of me, Poopsie.

I'm gonna kick his poverty-ridden ass

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woosh

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ok but how big is your schlong

At least 12 inches

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Eric, how many times a day do you try to exterminate the Jews?

At least three. Four on a good day.

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You always liked the taste of blood and I get off when I point the gun it's so good to have someone to be so bad with!

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Free falling

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my only weakness For yummykyman's AU

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I just really love Zombie AU's

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American trash

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Part 1 of my art collab with wendesaurus!

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If Stans third whos second

Tweek

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*JUMPS OUT OF BUSHES* YES

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NO

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Stan just look at Tweeks ass I mean you cant beat that

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I think I can

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With surgery.

[eric-cartmen]

Exactly. Get your third-place ass outta here Marsh.

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like mother like son

Are you implying that I’m the most amazing and beautiful person in town that everyone knows and loves because if that’s so than yes I am.

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That means a lot to me, Eric. I love you~

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I love you too mom <3

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like mother like son

Are you implying that I'm the most amazing and beautiful person in town that everyone knows and loves because if that's so than yes I am.